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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotional, nerdy, and very online. They show a mix of self-awareness and anxiety, like when they joke about inherited mental health issues: “eu herdando a depressão e a ansiedade da minha família materna <3”, which parallels Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel things deeply. Their love of games and fandoms (Genshin, Arknights, anime, Blue Lock) and calling themselves “chronically online” in the bio mirrors Lisa’s bookish/nerdy side, just updated to modern internet culture: “genshin player✦AR50 || chronically online”. They’re idealistic and romantic too, gushing over characters and ships, like “MIZULAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 🩷💙” and “viva os românticos”, which fits Lisa’s earnest, heart‑on‑sleeve personality. Finally, their sensitivity about work, tiredness, and being taken seriously, as in “povo aqui de casa deve pensar que tenho 10 anos pra acharem que sou tão sonsa e imatura assim”, strongly echoes Lisa’s constant struggle to be seen as more mature and competent than people assume.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solo activities (gaming, drawing, commuting, being tired) and online life rather than big social scenes, e.g. being "chronically online" in their bio and posts like “no feelings, no thoughts, just zzzzz” and “não vejo a hora de chegar em casa pra poder tirar um ronco”, suggesting they recharge alone even if they’re chatty on Twitter. They lean Intuition over Sensing: they frequently dramatize and exaggerate in a playful, imaginative way instead of just stating facts, like “eu quero ser um preá na minha próxima vida” and “em 2026 vou virar padrão, conservadora, recatada e do lar 🤭”, and they hyperfixate on fictional characters and aesthetics (Layla, Bachira, pastel goth skin, etc.). Their decision-making is heavily Feeling-focused: they emphasize emotions, affection, and relationships, such as “ai gente, ela é tão neném 😭😭”, “viva os românticos”, and calling characters "my wife" or "my daughter" in a warm, sentimental way. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis they seem more Perceiving: they often mention sleepiness, disorganization with plans, and going with whatever happens — for example, confusion about a work lunch in “oh vei, o pessoal lá da empresa me convidou pra almoçar ... e agora NAO FAÇO IDEIA se era ontem ou é hoje” and procrastinating game downloads in “preguiça de deixar o zzz, o genshin e o wuwa baixando”. Altogether, the mix of introspective/online-centric life, strong emotional expressiveness, romantic/idealistic language, and somewhat chaotic, flexible lifestyle fits INFP best.

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Office by day, games by night ✦ Genshin AR50, Arknights & anime enjoyer. Once accidentally salted my coffee and tweeted through the crisis.– @lwsciniia

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels their chronically tired but still grinding office life with a jolt of espresso, echoing tweets like “ruim demais tu tá no serviço e fica com tanto sono que começa a quase dormir sentado enquanto checa uma porrada de documento” and “não vejo a hora de chegar em casa pra poder tirar um ronco”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, slightly gothic sweetness for the sweetvampire vibe from their Tellonym link and their love for pointy teeth and elf ears in “meu sonho poder ter presas e orelhas pontudas 🛐”. The sparkling guaraná soda keeps it fizzy, energetic, and a bit chaotic, matching their gamer hype in posts like “o cara já consegue 2 personagens e 2 armas 6 estrelas no arknights e eu tô passando fome VAI SE FUDERRRRR” and gacha desperation in “a vontade de querer comprar a skin do neuvivi mas eu acho caro demais 😭”. A lemon peel twist adds a sharp, slightly bitter edge for their salty humor and suffering moments such as “eu salguei o café sem querer eu SALGUEI O CAFÉ ✨ C A F É S A L G A D O ✨” and “eu herdando a depressão e a ansiedade da minha família materna <3”. Finally, the edible glitter or purple sugar rim is there for the maximalist, pastel-goth, trinket-loving aesthetic shown in “'maximalista' e são só mais dois anéis no dedo”, their Bachira merch love in “eu tô xonada na minha canequinha do bachira, ela é lindíssima!! ♡”, and their overall sparkling AR50 gamer energy.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong Hufflepuff traits like loyalty, softness toward others, and a down‑to‑earth focus on comfort and relationships. They gush over friends and partners, e.g. talking about being "heart 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 for @lekblack19393" in their bio and proudly sharing long-term friendships like “eu e o @alukiell tendo 8 anos de amizade e se xingando todo dia”, which reflects deep loyalty and affection. They’re also very appreciative and nurturing toward their faves and comfort characters, like calling Layla "neném" and flooding fanart: “ai gente, ela é tão neném 😭😭” and “flood de fanart da layla a partir de agora hehe <3”, showing a gentle, caring side. Their tweets about work, tiredness, and everyday struggles — such as “ruim demais tu tá no serviço e fica com tanto sono que começa a quase dormir sentado enquanto checa uma porrada de documento” — emphasize perseverance and grinding through responsibilities rather than chasing glory or outsmarting others. Even when distressed, like jokingly saying “jah podi si mata??”, the overall timeline leans more toward warmth, mutual care, and simple joys (merch, games, fandom) than ambition or bravado, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A fitting song for them is internet crush by Jeremy Shada, because their timeline mixes constant online life, fandom brainrot, and romantic vibes with someone they adore. They literally describe themself as “chronically online” and start the day at work already in gossip mode, as in “já começo o dia no serviço com fofoca sobre relacionamento”, which fits the song’s theme of digital-age feelings and drama. Their bio shows open affection — “heart 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 for @lekblack19393” — echoing the idea of being deeply into someone mostly through screens. On top of that, their feed is full of fannish obsession and hyperfixations, like “MEU DINHEIRO É TODO SEU BINA” and “vou fazer minha marca registrada serem a layla e o bachira”, mirroring the intense, exaggerated emotions the song captures about online crush culture. Even their ups and downs — from joking about inherited anxiety in “eu herdando a depressão e a ansiedade da minha família materna <3” to playful self-deprecation — match the bittersweet but playful tone of the track.

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