Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative writer: Demonstrates high productivity and passion for storytelling, having written “fifty thousand words together in different fics” in one week.
- Artistic supporter: Shows commitment to the arts by “paying them money” for commissions and buying physical media like “vinyl” and books.
- Deeply passionate: Maintains intense, long-term interests in music history, specifically referring to “bob Dylan being my special interest”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own social quirks, such as feeling “cringe using emojis” or analyzing their own repetitive tweeting habits.
- Authentic: Values genuine expression, preferring to “rip CDs and rename files” rather than follow mainstream streaming trends.
Weaknesses:
- Socially anxious: Admits to being “scared to text artists” and fearing that their mutual followers “think I'm weird and annoying”.
- Procrastination: Admits to a habit of “accidentally ignoring the artist I'm commisioning for like 10 days” and leaving books unread on the shelf.
- Digital dependency: Describes an “embarrassing” cycle of closing and reopening Twitter and spending days “bedrotting” in their room.
- Communication avoidance: Feels a “restless hungry feeling” when checking messages from people they are not personally close with.
- Forgetfulness: Prone to stressful lapses, such as leaving a “mom's credit card in a McDonald's” or forgetting a drawing computer for training.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Clementine is a highly intelligent, artistically inclined individual with a deep passion for niche counterculture, specifically 1960s folk and rock history. She shares Lisa's tendency toward social anxiety and existential dread, often tweeting sentiments like “Reading my tweets and half of it is just ‘I have to kill myself’” or feeling “scared to text artists... scared they'll think I'm annoying”. Both possess a strong moral compass and a disdain for what they perceive as mediocrity, as seen in her critique of “Quentin Tarantino... acting like a god cause he made a mediocre movie like fifty years ago”. Ultimately, her devotion to being a “Pattie Boyd enthusiast” and her pride in “ripping CDs and renaming all the files instead of just using Spotify” mirrors Lisa’s intellectual superiority and vintage musical tastes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Clementine fits the INFP profile through her deep emotional sensitivity and focus on internal values. She exhibits Introversion by frequently discussing social anxiety and solitude, such as when she admits, “I'm always so scared to text artists like I'm scared they'll think I'm annoying”. Her Intuitive side is shown through her fixation on symbolism, metaphors, and creative fan-fiction, like “explaining all the symbolism and metaphores in the long walk”. She prioritizes Feeling and values personal ethics, quoting The Smiths in her bio and expressing frustration that “so many men [are] misogynistic”. Finally, her Perceiving trait is evident in her disorganized habits and procrastination, mentioned when she notes she's “lazy” or when she “overslept” for a late shift.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Bob Dylan in 1966? Because you look like you’ve reached absolute perfection, and frankly, it’s making me a little lightheaded.
- I promise I’ll never be like Robbie Robertson—I’ll only ever tell you the absolute truth, and the truth is I need you so bad.
- I’m usually as scared to text new people as you are to message artists, but for you, I’m willing to find the strength to be gentle and kind.
- If we were in a codependent, homoerotic friendship, I’d never make you wait 10 days for a reply—I’d check my messages the second I saw your name.
- I’d love to come over and help you finally read those books on your shelf, or we could just skip the reading and listen to Rick Danko on vinyl.
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Your new Twitter bio
Passionate about 60s/70s music history and vintage vinyl. When I’m not scouring village bookshops, I’m archiving CDs or writing. Ask me about the Last Waltz.– @lxcejagger
Your signature cocktail
The 1966 Perfectionist
This drink captures the chaotic, vintage-obsessed soul of a lesbian who spends her nights writing 'RPF Yuri.' The Clementine juice matches her name, while the smoky Mezcal nods to her observation that “it’s so obvious they did a line two seconds before the camera started rolling” in old music films. The strong spirit reflects the 'aura' of her icons—so strong that, like Bob Dylan, she might be “hospitalised for almost achieving perfection.” It is a bittersweet mix, much like the feeling of “reading my tweets and half of it is just ‘I have to kill myself’”, served with a classic record player on the side because she refuses to use Spotify.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Clementine demonstrates the creative and intellectual leanings of a Ravenclaw, often deep-diving into niche artistic interests like 1960s music history and film. She displays a distinct love for the written word, noting that she has “written like fifty thousand words together in different fics” and enjoys “explaining all the symbolism and metaphores” of her favorite literature. Her wit is frequently sharp and analytical, particularly when critiquing media or the “dog shit take” of others. Furthermore, her dedication to the 'old ways' of information, such as “ripping CDs and renaming all the files” rather than using modern streaming, highlights a classic Ravenclaw preference for personal curation and individualistic knowledge gathering.
Your movie
Your song
It's All Over Now, Baby Blue - Bob Dylan
Given that Bob Dylan is @lxcejagger's “special interest”, this 1965 classic perfectly mirrors her vintage aesthetic and frequent focus on the transition from the old to the new. The song’s poetic melancholy aligns with her habit of “reading my tweets and half of it is just ‘I have to kill myself’” and her deep appreciation for 1960s folk culture. The lyrics about leaving what you've gathered behind resonate with her recent life changes, such as when she was “gonna change my name to either Cordelia or Clementine”. Ultimately, her bio's emphasis on the “strength to be gentle and kind” reflects the vulnerable yet cynical spirit found throughout Dylan’s discography.
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