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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: He repeatedly prioritizes keeping loved ones safe — 'No voy a dejar que se vayan porque yo quiero proteger a mi hijo' demonstrates this core drive.
- Expressive: He shares cinematic, emotional vignettes and fanfic-like passages such as '⸻El cuarto esta a oscuras...' that show narrative and emotional fluency.
- Loyal: His insistence on having a small trusted circle — 'Por el momento solo quiero a Narváez cerca. No confío demasiado en nadie.' — shows fierce loyalty to a few.
- Self-aware: He acknowledges his own flaws and state — 'No duermo, no como, fumo demasiado' — which indicates reflective honesty.
- Dark-humored: Tweets like 'El único que está feliz de verme es mi hijo y solo porque le interesa el juguete' reveal a bitterly comic perspective on hardship.
Weaknesses:
- Paranoid: Frequent lines about not trusting anyone and expecting violence — 'En cualquier universo estoy a punto de morir o quieren matarme.' — show a tendency toward fear-driven thinking.
- Self-destructive: He admits damaging habits and neglecting himself — 'No duermo, no como, fumo demasiado' — which undermine wellbeing and relationships.
- Combative: Quickness to anger and insults — 'Que te de igual... No te quiero ver ni cerca de aquí.' — suggest conflict escalates easily around him.
- Overdramatic: The constant theatrical, cliffhanger tone ('Iba a decir que antes de morir...') can blur roleplay and reality and intensify situations unnecessarily.
- Possessive: His wish to control who stays and who leaves — 'No voy a dejar que se vayan' and 'No te voy a obligar a nada' — flips between care and tight control that strains others.
Your Simpsons character
Fat Tony
Fat Tony is the Simpsons' archetypal mob boss: family-first, violent when pressed, and theatrically calm in crisis, which mirrors Miguel's 'narco' persona, his protective priority for family, and frequent references to bullets, soldiers and keeping a tight inner circle. Like Fat Tony he mixes menace with a code of loyalty and a punchy, often darkly comic attitude.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
ISFP fits Miguel's profile: introverted and private (many intimate, confessional posts like 'Estoy vivo. A duras penas.' that are shared with a limited audience), sensing and present-focused (descriptive, sensory details about rooms, wounds and the baby — 'La humedad en ese cuarto ya era tóxica'), feeling-driven in his motivations (protecting family is a central emotional imperative: 'No voy a dejar que se vayan porque yo quiero proteger a mi hijo'), and perceiving in his flexible, reactive approach to threats and relationships ('En cualquier universo estoy a punto de morir o quieren matarme.' shows improvisational, adaptive thinking). His poetic, scene-like writing and private roleplay ('private rol w/ @fataledamsel') also point to the artistically inclined ISFP temperament.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'I may be dangerous, but I promise to guard your heart better than I guard my stash — want to test my mustache game over whiskey?'
- 'If protecting babies and testing new bigotes is a crime, then lock me up — but first let me steal a kiss.'
- 'You look like the reason a man would give up everything — want to see if I still remember how to be gentle?'
- 'I can be in heat, have a new mustache, and still rock a baby to sleep — multi‑talent, right? Drinks at my place?'
- 'They say I don't trust anyone, but I could try trusting you for one night — I’ll even let you keep the toy.'
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Your new Twitter bio
Miguel — storyteller, Puerto Rico roots, outlaw aesthetics. Father. Roleplayer & writer (private RP with @fataledamsel). Whiskey in hand, bigote in testing. From Puerto Rico to the world — rough, protective, and furiously human.– @LXTINFUCK3R
Your signature cocktail
Narco Noir
The 'Narco Noir' blends island identity (dark Puerto Rican rum) with late-night insomnia energy (coffee liqueur) and the bite of his weary confession ('Necesito un whisky. O dos.'). Lime adds an island tang to mirror 'FROM PUERTO RICO TO THE WORLD', and bitters represent the bitter dark humor found across tweets like 'El único que está feliz de verme es mi hijo y solo porque le interesa el juguete.' It's strong, complicated and slightly dangerous — much like him.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits his combination of survival instinct, ambition to control his surroundings, and loyalty to a tight circle: he says 'Por el momento solo quiero a Narváez cerca. No confío demasiado en nadie.' He shows cunning and readiness to use force if needed — 'me he llevado yo la bala en la pierna' implies involvement in violent, strategic scenarios. His aesthetic and self-identification as 'NARCO' and the pragmatism in 'No voy a dejar que se vayan porque yo quiero proteger a mi hijo' lean toward Slytherin's protective but ruthless streak rather than Gryffindor bravado or Hufflepuff softness.
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Hurt - Johnny Cash
The bleak, weary intimacy of 'Hurt' (Johnny Cash's version) matches Miguel's exhausted confessions — 'No duermo, no como, fumo demasiado' — and the melancholy regret threaded through his roleplay fragments and real-sounding heartaches like 'No recuerdo el último momento que estuve en paz con mi esposa.' It's melancholic, resigned and quietly dangerous.
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