lyagonalcutters
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Your Simpsons character
The user's chaotic, impulsive style and frequent profanity echo Homer Simpson's well‑known over‑the‑top reactions, as seen in tweets like "SUCK MY DICK LMAOOOO" and "im broken." Their obsession with food and caffeine—"accidentally had 600mg caffeine on an empty stomach today where the FUCK am i" and "real talk i haven't eaten today and i need to make food"—mirrors Homer's constant hunger and love for coffee and donuts. The heavy drinking references, such as "followed this up with 7 shots of vodka i think i could kill god," are reminiscent of Homer's legendary beer binges and reckless behavior. The user’s passionate sports fandom—alternating between ecstatic cheers like "#1 SEED CHICAGO BEARS." and bitter rants like "I HATE THE CHICAGO BEARS I HATE THE CHICAGO BEARS..."—parallels Homer's emotional swings when his favorite Springfield teams win or lose. Overall, the blend of impulsive outbursts, food‑centric concerns, and over‑the‑top enthusiasm fits Homer's larger‑than‑life personality more than any other main Simpson character.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lyagonalcutters displays extraverted traits by constantly broadcasting personal feelings and social events, e.g., "BEST FRIEND JUST GOT ENGAGED?????" and "going to a haloween party to get blackout drunk meow". Their tweets focus on concrete, immediate details such as "just woke up from a nap to see sam darnold 13/13 229 yards 4 td in the 1st half" and "objectively correct thanksgiving foods tier list", indicating a sensing preference. The heavy use of emotive language like "I HATE THE CHICAGO BEARS" and "im broken" shows a feeling orientation, prioritizing personal reactions over logical analysis. The spontaneous, unplanned nature of posts such as "accidentally had 600mg caffeine on an empty stomach today where the FUCK am i" and frequent last‑minute memes demonstrate a perceiving style.

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20-year-old Indiana student, coffee aficionado, and sports junkie. Known for Red Bull marathons & witty game recaps. #LetsGoOilers #HoosierPride– @lyagonalcutters

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The Broken Oiler Espresso Slam blends the buzz of coffee with the jolt of Red Bull, echoing the user’s love for caffeine and energy drinks, as seen in 'accidentally had 600mg caffeine on an empty stomach today where the FUCK am i'. A splash of Crown Royal Peach adds the boozy edge they flaunt in 'followed this up with 7 shots of vodka i think i could kill god' and their penchant for strong spirits. The espresso and Kahlua give a rich, bitter base that mirrors the raw, unapologetic tone of tweets like 'im broken.' and 'I HATE THE CHICAGO BEARS I HATE THE CHICAGO BEARS...'. The name combines their self-declared brokenness and allegiance to the Oilers (#LetsGoOilers) while the 'slam' hints at their constant sports chatter about rule-5 drafts, baseball, and football. A quick shake and a splash of orange peel garnish represent the chaotic, colorful vibe of their feed, from 'real ones know he's a demon (don't look at 2025)' to 'i fucking hate wemby man'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's tweets reveal a strong drive for competitive advantage and ambition, such as cant wait for the rule 5 draft, by far the biggest baseball news today! and my beautiful ballclub knows incredible amounts of ball. They also show cunning, strategic behavior, evident in our final gift as part of the alliance is getting kevin patullo fired youre welcome !!. Their loyalty to specific players and willingness to go to extremes, like I will die for ben johnson dude, reflects the Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire to dominate. This combination of ambition, cunning, and a focus on winning points to Slytherin.

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The user’s feed is a mash‑up of high‑energy sports fandom, intense emotional outbursts, and chaotic, party‑like content, which mirrors the stadium anthem “We Will Rock You” by Queen. Their frequent shouting like “WHOOOOO???”, “OHH PHILLYYYYY”, and angry statements such as “I HATE THE CHICAGO BEARS” echo the chant‑like nature of the song’s iconic “stomp‑stomp‑clap” rhythm. The repeated references to being “broken” (“im broken.”) and to fueling themselves with caffeine and red‑bull (“4 red bulls today no man can ever fuck with my heart as much as i do”) fit the song’s theme of raw power and resilience. Their love of sports (e.g., “#1 SEED CHICAGO BEARS”, “#LetsGoOilers”) aligns with the track’s frequent use in sporting events to rally fans. The overall chaotic, meme‑filled style of their tweets matches the song’s simple, punchy, and instantly recognizable beat that fans love to shout along with.

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