Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and care to friends, e.g. “LWIWJO2JE92N QUE AMOOOR tb te gosto mtmtmt gilete vc é um miguxao 🫂” and excitement about moots in “aquele momento q sua moot fav te deixa #speechless…”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and hyperbole, like calling a friend Kick Buttowski in “'FILHO DA PUTA TA ACHANDO QUE É O KICK BUTTOWSKI CARA'” and laughing at the handstand in “ELE PLANTANDO BANANEIRA EU NUNCA AGUENTO KKKKKKK…”.
- Self-aware introspection: Reflects on school and happiness in “me perguntando se eu tenho mesmo que saber equação de 2 grau pra ser feliz” and on not hating anger-issues characters in “nao consigo odiar personagens com problema de raiva”.
- Engaged fandom: Discusses character morality in depth in “hot take: o eric é overhated…” and comments on specific items like BLUEBIRD/BATWING in “colocaram a BLUEBIRD e o BATWING mas não colocaram o signal…”.
- Family-oriented: Mentions father affectionately in “LITERALMENTE eu e meu pai assim q eu conseguir minha r3” and shares a family edition post in “family edition @tubaxi @alizxack @tkonhood”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insults and crude phrasing like “bobao é esse seu cu sujo” and “fuck off”, which can come off aggressive.
- Risk-glorifying jokes: Frames dangerous or illegal behavior humorously, e.g. “primeiro dia vendendo brigadeiro no centro pra conquistar minha 38 e poder começar os assaltos 🙏”.
- Academic frustration: Shows discouragement toward studies in “me perguntando se eu tenho mesmo que saber equação de 2 grau pra ser feliz”, suggesting tension with school demands.
- Image dissatisfaction: Expresses repeated dissatisfaction with icons/profile pictures, like “nenhuma imagem me satisfaz nenhum icon é o suficiente” and “eu queria tanto mudar minha foto de perfil mas nao acho NADA q tristeza”.
- Sleep demotivation: Associates weather with giving up on the day in “acordar com chuva é sinônimo de não acordar”, hinting at low motivation on tougher days.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, a bit reckless, but ultimately warm with their friends. Their joking flirtation with delinquency and danger, like talking about selling sweets to buy a gun in “primeiro dia vendendo brigadeiro no centro pra conquistar minha 38 e poder começar os assaltos 🙏” and constantly bothering their mom about a motorcycle in “todo dia eu encho tanto o saco da minha mae c esse papo de moto”, is very Bart-coded. The aggressive humor in “bobao é esse seu cu sujo” and the blunt “fuck off” also fit Bart’s snarky, rebellious attitude. At the same time, they show affection and loyalty to friends, like in “QUE AMOOOR tb te gosto mtmtmt gilete vc é um miguxao 🫂” and the playful family edition post with mutuals in “family edition @tubaxi @alizxack @tkonhood”, echoing Bart’s soft spot for his inner circle. Even their dramatic reactions to small things, such as stressing about school content in “me perguntando se eu tenho mesmo que saber equação de 2 grau pra ser feliz”, mirror Bart’s attitude toward studying and responsibility.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of replies and inside jokes, like the dramatic all‑caps reactions and tagging friends in “family edition @tubaxi @alizxack @tkonhood” and the excited affection in “LWIWJO2JE92N QUE AMOOOR tb te gosto mtmtmt gilete vc é um miguxao 🫂”. They lean toward Intuition (N): instead of focusing on concrete sensory detail, they spin humorous, imaginative scenarios like “primeiro dia vendendo brigadeiro no centro pra conquistar minha 38 e poder começar os assaltos 🙏” and joke about life purpose with “me perguntando se eu tenho mesmo que saber equação de 2 grau pra ser feliz”. Their style is clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they express strong emotions toward friends and characters, defending a character with a moral/emotional frame in “hot take: o eric é overhated… n dizendo q ele n errou…, mas a do7 fez pior ☝️” and reacting with intense warmth or irritation (“bobao é esse seu cu sujo” in this quote tweet). Finally, they look Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their tweets show spontaneity and low structure, like impulsively making an NGL in “criei um #ngl é isso ai”, struggling to decide what to put in a carrd in “gente O QUE eu coloco em um carrd”, and frequently changing or wanting to change icons in “nenhuma imagem me satisfaz nenhum icon é o suficiente” and “eu queria tanto mudar minha foto de perfil mas nao acho NADA q tristeza”. Altogether, the outward, emotional, playful, and improvisational vibe matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really selling brigadeiro to conquer your 38 and start doing robberies, can I be your first victim? Because honestly, my heart’s already been stolen, no gun license needed.
- You keep asking what to put in a carrd, but it’s easy: put ‘any pronouns, loves motos, hates second-degree equations, and will make you laugh like that guy doing a handstand’—and then add ‘currently accepting one (1) hopeless flirt’ and tag me.
- You said you don’t know if you really need second-degree equations to be happy, but I’m pretty sure the only formula we need is: you + me = zero reasons to ever wake up early on a rainy day.
- You talking about your dad and your r3 like it’s the dream… how about this: you get the moto, I get on the back, and we become that duo your mom complains about every day because ‘FILHO DA PUTA TA ACHANDO QUE É O KICK BUTTOWSKI CARA’ together.
- You said no icon satisfies you and no pfp is enough, so here’s an offer: use me as your reference. I can’t be your profile picture, but I can definitely be the person you think about every time you change it.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student wondering if 2nd degree equations or a motorcycle will shape my future. Sells brigadeiros, collects bruised friends, answers to any pronouns.– @lycheewins
Your signature cocktail
Bluebird Brigadeiro Burnout
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with cocoa nibs as a nod to selling brigadeiro for that dream bike, channeling the chaotic hustle of “primeiro dia vendendo brigadeiro no centro pra conquistar minha 38 e poder começar os assaltos 🙏”. A silky condensed milk & coconut cream mix brings the sweet, goofy affection you show when you go full keyboard smash for friends like in “LWIWJO2JE92N QUE AMOOOR tb te gosto mtmtmt gilete vc é um miguxao 🫂”. Electric blue curaçao references your fandom and frustration over missing icons in “colocaram a BLUEBIRD e o BATWING mas não colocaram o signal meu irmão em cristo”, giving the drink a comic‑book vibrancy. An espresso shot captures the sleep-deprived student energy of questioning math’s purpose in “me perguntando se eu tenho mesmo que saber equação de 2 grau pra ser feliz” and refusing to wake up in “acordar com chuva é sinônimo de não acordar”. Finally, a dash of smoked chili bitters reflects your sharp, unfiltered humor in lines like “bobao é esse seu cu sujo” and the fiery way you talk about reckless bikers in “'FILHO DA PUTA TA ACHANDO QUE É O KICK BUTTOWSKI CARA'”, leaving a spicy afterkick that matches your vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their overall vibe is impulsive, chaotic, and bold in a very Gryffindor way. They openly joke about doing reckless things, like selling sweets just to buy a gun and "start the robberies" in “primeiro dia vendendo brigadeiro no centro pra conquistar minha 38 e poder começar os assaltos 🙏”, and obsessing over motorcycles even though a friend is constantly crashing one in “'FILHO DA PUTA TA ACHANDO QUE É O KICK BUTTOWSKI CARA' Aka, pro nosso amigo que toda semana cai de moto”. Their humor leans into confrontation and bravado, as seen in “bobao é esse seu cu sujo” and the blunt “fuck off”. At the same time, they show loud, demonstrative affection for friends, e.g. “QUE AMOOOR tb te gosto mtmtmt gilete vc é um miguxao 🫂”, which fits Gryffindor’s big-hearted loyalty. Even when they get analytical, like defending a controversial character in “hot take: o eric é overhated…”, it’s framed as a bold, contrarian stance rather than quiet intellectualism. Taken together, their recklessness, loud emotions, and tendency toward dramatic, ride-or-die energy point much more to Gryffindor than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Stupid For You - Waterparks
A well‑known song that fits them is Stupid For You by Waterparks, because it mixes chaotic humor, obsession with interests, and big feelings in a very online way. Their timeline swings from unhinged jokes like “primeiro dia vendendo brigadeiro no centro pra conquistar minha 38 e poder começar os assaltos 🙏” to dramatic everyday complaints such as “me perguntando se eu tenho mesmo que saber equação de 2 grau pra ser feliz”, which matches the song’s hyper, over-the-top energy. They’re loud about the things and people they care about, like when they gush, “QUE AMOOOR tb te gosto mtmtmt gilete vc é um miguxao 🫂”, echoing the track’s intense, almost ridiculous devotion. Their joking tough/delinquent persona combined with softness—see the contrast between “bobao é esse seu cu sujo” and their #speechless / #gocrazy reaction in “aquele momento q sua moot fav te deixa #speechless e ai vc simplesmente #gocrazy pq vc nao sabe nem como reagir”—aligns with the song’s mix of snark and sincerity. Overall, the track’s fast, messy, affectionate vibe mirrors how they tweet about friends, fandoms, and their daily chaos.
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