
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Lycoris is an intellectual who feels alienated by her environment and frequently expresses a cynical, nihilistic view of the world, stating, “I don’t think i see a genuine future for the planet 10 years from now”. She possesses a sharp, often frustrated intelligence regarding her IT career, lamenting that “some of these people are the reason shampoo has instructions”. Despite her doom-scrolling tendencies, she maintains a deeply sensitive soul that finds solace in niche media and personal growth, reflecting that “younger me never did get a reason to die but i got a whole lot of good reasons to keep living”. Her blend of social activism, existential dread, and a secret love for “uncool” hobbies perfectly mirrors the internal life of the middle Simpsons child.

Your MBTI personality Type
LycorisAngel exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary dreaming, plushies, and an internal world, noting “i had the sweetest dream”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her abstract, nihilistic musings about the future, stating “I don’t think i see a genuine future for the planet 10 years from now”. She leans heavily toward Feeling (F), prioritizing emotional expression and romanticized desires over logic, such as when she yearns for a “toxic girl next to me causing some of [life's pain] but like in a flirty way”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid structure, highlighted by her tendency to take a “small ‘nap’…It’s now 8pm” and her impulsive desire to suddenly “give myself like 5 piercings in a row”.

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Dallas-based IT specialist and Yuri enthusiast. Once accidentally clicker-trained myself at work. Dealing with your support tickets so I can go home to my jackals.– @LycorisAngel

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic yet resilient blend designed for someone who feels like a “submissive mech” running on high-latency spirits. The Mezcal honors her Mexican roots, while the muddled fruit references her craving to “eat another pound of strawberries so bad,” providing a sweet contrast to the bitter reality of IT support where “some of these people are the reason shampoo has instructions.” It’s a strong, experimental drink served in a glass that looks “freshly dried,” perfect for a night of “stimming out the urge to kms” or simply surviving another shift at the “long day factory.”

Your Hogwarts House
LycorisAngel exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes cynical approach to her ambitions and workplace. Her resourcefulness and focus on her own well-being are evident when she admits, “i get paid to handle only a minimal amount of bs fuck off i hate this place so much”, and her desire for a “toxic girl... causing some of it but like in a flirty way where she loves me and is loyal” shows a preference for complex, intense loyalty. She displays a sharp, cunning wit regarding social dynamics, stating she “exclusively rage bait and act stupid to be bullied incessantly by women”. Furthermore, her admiration for the “evil twink” Lelouch and the powerful “Balalaika 🥺” aligns with the Slytherin appreciation for strong, ambitious leaders who operate in the gray areas of morality.

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This song perfectly captures the chaotic, hyper-fixated, and tech-adjacent energy of a person who works in IT support while maintaining a surreal online presence. The lyrics' blend of technological frustration and fringe obsession mirrors her tweets about office life, such as being “donowalled” by users or dealing with people who are the “reason shampoo has instructions.” The song's manic intensity suits her self-described tendencies, like “stimming out the urge to kms” or her admission that she is “clicker trained purely on accident.” Ultimately, the track reflects the modern, slightly dissociated experience of a “pathetic girl” navigating a world of mechs, Yuri, and terminal online burnout.

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