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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: intelligent, introspective, and often overwhelmed by a world that doesn’t understand them. Like Lisa, they are highly self-aware and philosophical about their own pain and disability, writing things like “These disabilities have truly stolen my life. I got approximately six years alive before my body simply gave up and started rotting.” and “I dislike knowing things. Me and the host share many memories, and I wish we did not have to.”. Their strong moral/emotional reactions to injustice and discomfort mirror Lisa’s sensitivity, for example “Everyone on the bus when a disabled person had trouble keeping balance and standing up: 'THEURE DRUNK!!!!'” and “In my, humble, opinion, no one is required to stare at me when I sit in the disabled section of the bus.”. They also show Lisa-like nerdiness and special interests—obsessing over sudoku and games: “My obsession with sudoku grows by the day and I have never been happier.” and “I quite enjoy overcomplicating things having to do with technology.”. Finally, their combination of dark humor, vulnerability, and care for others—like “I hope everyone I knows is having an alright day. I care for you all.”—fits Lisa’s pattern of being both deeply hurt and deeply compassionate.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as clearly introverted (I): many tweets describe exhaustion from social situations, wanting to go home, and feeling overwhelmed by school and public spaces rather than energized by them, such as “I can't wait to go home. Perhaps there I'll fell like a living being.” and “I have been overwhelmed as of late. Please, do not crucify me.”. Their writing leans heavily toward intuition (N) with metaphorical, imaginative language and abstract reflection: they talk about identity and dissociation in symbolic terms like “This body belongs to someone else. I can decorate it how I like, however it is not me.” and poetic imagery such as “I stare out into a frozen plane, unsure of how I ended up here.”. They are strongly feeling (F) oriented, centering emotions, relationships, and hurt, frequently apologizing and worrying about others’ feelings, as in “I apologize for the way I am... I don't mean to be this way, it's simply that I force myself into relationships that exhaust me then don't know how to leave.” and “I hope everyone I knows is having an alright day. I care for you all.”. Their values and morals also show up in emotional judgments, like their reaction to sh/edtwt content and religious commentary, rather than detached logic. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their life is portrayed as reactive and fluctuating—deciding between self-harm or games in the next five minutes “I think I will harm myself. Or perhaps simply play games. It depends how I feel in 5 minutes.”, staying up all night on a whim to hallucinate from Shepard tones “I do not plan on sleeping, rather my goal is to listen to the Shepard's tone and audibly hallucinate for the next few hours”, and generally embracing shifting moods and interests (sudoku, niche games, poetic rambling) rather than structured planning. Altogether, this pattern best fits INFP: an inward-focused, idealistic, imaginative, and highly emotional type who often feels out of place in a harsh world.

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Tall autistic Sudoku addict on street corners, surviving chronic pain, horses, and high school. Once spilled trail mix mid-meltdown and never recovered.– @lynxteeth196722

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with vodka infused with black tea and chili for the mix of exhaustion, pain, and sharp humor in their life, echoing their chronic headaches and pain in “Why does the headache medicine not get rid of my headache? Liars. Fools. Scoundrels. Scammers. I hate them.” and “augh oof ouch I hate it when my chronic pain puts me in pain chronically owww owowowow oof ouch”. Coffee liqueur embodies late-night insomnia and jittery paranoia from “Where I am, it is now 2:24 am. I have consumed one small can of coca cola, a glass of pepsi and a monter energy, all diet/zero sugar. I do not plan on sleeping…”. Lychee boba pearls are a direct nod to their ritualistic afterschool drinks in “the rules of afterschool drinks is that if the day has gone badly I deserve a Boba for making it through…”, adding something chewy and unexpectedly joyful. A splash of zero-sugar energy drink mirrors their Monster habit and restless drive from “Where I am, it is now 2:24 am… and a monter energy, all diet/zero sugar.”. Finally, the black sand-sugar rim is for their morbid, self-deprecating humor like “I wish to eat 70 pounds of sand and die.” and their frozen, distant introspection in “I stare out into a frozen plane, unsure of how I ended up here.”, wrapping the whole drink in a crunchy, dark edge.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense curiosity, analysis, and love of puzzles and ideas, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. They literally identify with Sudoku and talk about an 'autism fueled ramble about how sudoku prevented me from killing myself' in “I wonder if anyone would listen to an autism fueled ramble about how sudoku prevented me from killing myself.” and celebrate that 'My obsession with sudoku grows by the day and I have never been happier.' in this tweet, showing a deep joy in pattern-based thinking. They also overcomplicate tech processes because they enjoy the mental ritual, noting 'I quite enjoy overcomplicating things having to do with technology' in this tweet, and play with language and rhyme, describing how they enjoy going to the Merriam-Webster rhyme site to look for 'the rhymes with the most syllables' in this tweet. Their delight in writing and poetry is explicit in “Oh I grow tired but I have so mcuh motivations to write poetry” and in calling their fanfiction a 'masterpiece' with a jokingly grandiose Shakespeare comparison in this tweet, again highlighting creativity and wordplay. While they do show care for others, as in “I hope everyone I knows is having an alright day. I care for you all.”, the most consistent and defining traits across their timeline are intellectual fixation, creative expression, and enjoyment of quirky cognitive challenges—making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Creep by Radiohead, which captures intense self‑loathing, alienation, and feeling like a stranger in one’s own body. They frequently describe their body as something rotten and separate from themselves, like when they say they are “simply trying not to decay in this already rotten body” in their bio and talk about how “this body belongs to someone else. I can decorate it how I like, however it is not me.” The song’s themes of isolation and being out of place resonate with their experiences of disability and paranoia, such as feeling scrutinized using the disabled seating on the bus in “I can see you looking at my body, attempting to figure out what is 'wrong enough' that I can sit here.” Their repeated swings between bleak humor and despair, like “I wish to eat 70 pounds of sand and die.” and “I think I will harm myself. Or perhaps simply play games. It depends how I feel in 5 minutes.”, mirror the song’s mix of quiet vulnerability and explosive emotional release. Overall, Creep embodies their sense of being fundamentally different, uncomfortable in their skin, and oscillating between bitterness and a raw desire to be understood.

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