Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: Openly labels EDNOS/BED in bio and reflects on behavior in tweets like “i feel so fake because of how much i’ve been eating here, i’m dealt with binge eating in the past but i still feel fake and not worthy to be here”.
- Emotionally honest: Frequently expresses real feelings without filters, e.g. “i’ve been crying every day for a week” and “i just want to go home”.
- Protective: Strong stance about minors’ safety and grooming, as in “i may be an awful person, but i will never stand for minors putting themselves into dangerous situations like that.”.
- Detail‑oriented: Tracks calories, macros, and steps with precision in accountability posts like “today’s accountability: 1086cal 44g protein 12g fiber + 9k steps”.
- Playful: Uses humor and cute aesthetic even when struggling, such as “would you buy the lypsi doll? ☆” and stylized intro “.˚ * ꒰ঌ✦໒꒱ * ˚. intro .˚ * ꒰ঌ✦໒꒱ * ˚.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Frequently endorses harmful coping like “i need to cut myself” and “ok i’ll stop cutting but burning myself isn’t off the table”.
- Suicidal‑ideation: Expresses recurring thoughts of death, e.g. “good morning should i just die yes or yes” and “only reason i haven’t killed myself is because i want to be thin and pretty as a corpse”.
- Body‑hatred: Regularly insults own body and weight, such as “i’m so fucking fat there’s zero way i didn’t gain” and “i’m so fat i should just die”.
- Addictive‑coping: Leans on substances as coping, referencing alcohol, vapes, and cigarettes like “i need a cigarette so bad right now good god” and “getting drunk ♡”.
- Control‑fixation: Equates control with extreme restriction, shown in “to starve is to have control” and repeated obsession over staying under rigid calorie limits.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical, moral, and often in visible distress, even when others see her as "doing fine." This user is very reflective and numbers/goal oriented, like Lisa obsessing over grades or causes, shown by their constant calorie logs and strict targets: “today’s accountability: 1086cal 44g protein 12g fiber + 9k steps” and “to starve is to have control”. Like Lisa’s bouts of depression and isolation, they frequently express despair and self-hatred: “good morning should i just die yes or yes” and “i’m so fat i should just die”. There’s also a strong ethical streak and trauma consciousness that mirrors Lisa’s fierce sense of justice, for example their stance on grooming and exploitation as a CSEM victim: “i stand by my words on grooming, exploitation, and predators” and “i may be an awful person, but i will never stand for minors putting themselves into dangerous situations like that”. Finally, like Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel out of place even among people who care about her, they oscillate between wanting connection and feeling watched or trapped, as in “family… watching me like a hawk… this is miserable. i should’ve never said anything”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extravert: most tweets center on internal experiences (self-harm urges, body image, mood) rather than social excitement, and even when mentioning people it’s often framed as wanting space, like “家族は優しくてもなんか時々一人になりたい”. Their feed is much more about feelings, coping, and private struggles than about going out or energizing group activities, despite some online interaction with edtwt/shtwt communities. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing because even when they mention numbers and calories, these details serve larger symbolic narratives about control, self-worth, and identity—e.g. “to starve is to have control” and wanting to be “thin and pretty” as an almost aesthetic ideal in “.˚ * ꒰ঌ✦໒꒱ * ˚. intro .˚ * ꒰ঌ✦໒꒱ * ˚. ♡ … on the road to being thin and pretty”. Even their dark humor and fantasies (like wanting to be “skeletally thin like a doll” in “i can’t wait to get skeletally thin like a doll so when i inevitably record myself…”) show an imaginative, conceptual spin rather than a purely practical, sensory focus. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and statements are grounded in emotional reactions, self-worth, and moral stances, such as “i may be an awful person, but i will never stand for minors putting themselves into dangerous situations like that. i don’t want others to go through what i went through.”. Their self-talk is highly affective and value-laden—“i’m so fat i should just die” in this tweet—and when they defend their views on grooming and exploitation, it’s from a place of personal hurt and protection, not detached logic, as in “i stand by my assessment as someone who was a victim of csem.”. On Judging (J) vs Perceiving (P) they show more Perceiving (P) tendencies: their life appears chaotic, with frequent swings between plans and abandonment, like declaring a 48-hour liquid fast then quickly reversing in “actually fuck the fast” and “i lied i’m staying on it”. They track calories and steps, but the pattern is inconsistent, driven by moment-to-moment emotion rather than stable structure, and they often describe themselves as being at the mercy of urges, as in “burning myself because i can’t cut myself” or “binged so hard that i ain’t counting the calories on allat that’s between my stomach and god”. Putting this together, INFP captures a deeply internal, idealistic, emotionally-driven person whose imaginative self-image (thin, doll-like, angelic aesthetic) and strong values coexist with disorganized, impulsive behavior. Their tweets show a rich inner narrative around control, morality, and identity, alongside difficulty imposing consistent external structure, which fits INFP more closely than neighboring types like ISFP (more purely sensory/aesthetic), INFJ (more structured and planful), or ENFP (more outwardly energetic and socially oriented).
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only gained ‘like four pounds but it feels like forty’—personally, I think that’s just the extra weight of how hard I’m crushing on you.
- You flexed finding the #Genshindle answer in two tries—how about speedrunning a date with me next and seeing if we can get a perfect run?
- You want to visit Japan, Korea, Italy, and Greece, you vape, drink, and love meat and fish—basically you’ve got ‘world tour femme fatale’ energy and I’m just trying to be your emotionally supportive groupie.
- You joked that the only reason you haven’t killed yourself is wanting to be thin and pretty as a corpse… counteroffer: stay alive, be hot as hell, and let me worship you like the most unhinged, devoted fanboy on edtwt.
- You said you’re feeling your wrist bones and hand tendons now—honestly, the only progress I’m focused on is how quickly I can progress from stranger to the person you vent to while you sip protein milkshakes and complain about 900cal breakfasts.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • it/its • JRPG + horror anime fan, part‑time word nerd. Once ordered a 900‑cal breakfast by accident and just rolled with it. 日本語OK– @lypsiangel
Your signature cocktail
♡ Angel in Residential ♡
The white rum nods to their secretive, self-soothing drinking — like “i secretly drank a shot of rum today which made me feel better” and “i am FEELING this malibu i feel hot as fuck” — but the pink peppercorn gives it a sharp, self-destructive burn, echoing “ok i’ll stop cutting but burning myself isn’t off the table”. Yuzu soda or lemon sparkling water brings a bright, Japanese-inspired fizz for their bilingual vibe and bio “日本語OK”, and the feeling of wanting to go home in “うちに帰れますー”. The watermelon juice is sweet but watery and low-cal, mirroring their careful eating like “4oz steak… + 103g of watermelon 🤤 311cal and i’m so full” and all the calorie-counting accountability posts. The charcoal-black salted rim with edible silver glitter represents the clash between their ‘angel’ aesthetic and darkness — celestial glam over a bleak edge — fitting tweets like “only reason i haven’t killed myself is because i want to be thin and pretty as a corpse” and “to starve is to have control”. The optional dash of absinthe/anise makes it slightly hallucinatory and experimental, reflecting their chaotic, cross-faded fantasy in “i need to get worse i need to be sickly thin and cross faded all the time and cut all over my body and smoke a pack of cigarettes a day” and their endless, restless energy in residential like “i want OUT of here man”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their core driver is intense, often self-destructive ambition and control rather than courage, empathy, or pure curiosity, which fits Slytherin best. They frame starvation explicitly as power and control in “to starve is to have control”, and repeatedly talk about needing to "get worse" and become "sickly thin" and constantly cross-faded and covered in cuts in “i need to get worse i need to be sickly thin and cross faded all the time and cut all over my body and smoke a pack of cigarettes a day”. That drive to reshape themselves at any cost, even fantasizing about how their skeletal body will look in pornographic scenarios in “i can’t wait to get skeletally thin like a doll so when i inevitably record myself jacking off the dildo will look ginormous compared to me and i think thats cute”, is ambition twisted inward rather than outward heroism or scholarship. They also show a calculating, numbers-oriented focus on calories, macros, and tactics (fasting protocols, step counts, manipulating meals) across many accountability posts like “today’s accountability: 1086cal 44g protein 12g fiber + 9k steps” and “9 hours in on my 48hr liquid fast… then try to drink water for the rest of the day ☆”, which reads as resourceful self-optimization more than pure intellectual curiosity. Even their dark humor and willingness to double down on controversial opinions as a former victim, insisting "i stand by my assessment" in “i want to let you all know i stand by my assessment as someone who was a victim of csem. i stand by my words on grooming, exploitation, and predators.”, shows a flinty, unapologetic self-preservation and conviction that aligns more with Slytherin’s edge than with the softer loyalty of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor. Overall, they are driven by ruthless self-directed ambition, control, and a calculated approach to their own body and image, making Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend fits them because it blends self-destructive urges, body discomfort, and dark, surreal imagery in the same way their timeline does. They talk openly about self-harm and needing pain as a coping mechanism, like when they say “i need to cut myself” and “burning myself because i can’t cut myself”, mirroring the song’s fixation on hurting oneself and not recognizing your own body. Their eating disorder and desire for control echo in tweets like “to starve is to have control” and “on the road to being thin and pretty”, similar to the song’s themes of being trapped inside a hostile mind. The suicidal ideation and morbid aesthetic in lines like “only reason i haven’t killed myself is because i want to be thin and pretty as a corpse” match the song’s eerie obsession with death, fear, and self-undoing. Even their mix of cute, stylized bio (♡, angel motifs) with #edtwt and #shtwt parallels Billie’s contrast of soft vocals with disturbing lyrics, making Bury a Friend an especially fitting soundtrack to their online persona.
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