Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly expresses strong feelings about cruelty, loneliness and stress, e.g. “eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais…” and “como pode a época de festas ser tão solitária…”.
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on her own thoughts and behavior, like recognizing overreactions or distortions, e.g. “eu me sinto insegura sobre as amizades… e logo percebo que e tudo coisa da minha cabeça” and questioning her mixes in “eu fico muito na nóia com minhas proprias mixes…”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and memes even in stressful contexts, such as “raiden shogun pior que hitler” and joking about geometry dash leading to a trans community in “average geometry dash player”.
- Creative musician: Bio lists multiple musical skills, and tweets about practicing and mixing, e.g. “finalmente aprendendo a fazer tapping direito” and “8 horas seguidas mixando meu deus”.
- Committed activist: Shows strong political and ethical concern, like outrage at animal cruelty in “eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais…” and criticism of Israel/IDF in “IDF party in Netanyahuland!” and “IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 Please🙏generate me a picture…”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense anger: Frequently reacts with extreme rage or violent wording to frustrations, e.g. “eu quero que um meteoro caia nessa merda de planeta logo”, “eu quero que todas as lojas dessa bosta peguem fogo” and “quero que TODAS as baratas do mundo morram espontaneamente”.
- Self-destructive humor: Makes jokes that lean into self-harm or recklessness, e.g. “vou me matar na frente da atendente” and “preciso de substancias pra abusar”.
- Sleep dysregulation: Repeatedly struggles with irregular sleep and exhaustion, like “terceiro dia seguido indo dormir ultra tarde p acordar cedo e me manter viva na base de remedio” and “to faz 4 horas tentando voltar a dormir pq meu [pai] resolveu me acordar…”.
- Substance overuse: Often drinks heavily and jokes about it despite consequences, e.g. “‘vou beber pouco hoje’ bebi metade de uma garrafa de cachaça”, “bebi legal hoje e de quebra levei pra casa uma garrafa quase cheia de gin de morango” and “lyra coma anyes de beber por favor”.
- Stress sensitivity: Appears easily overwhelmed by conflict, bureaucracy and family issues, like “meu remedio acabou e eu virei um ser humano disfuncional novamente”, frustration with accessing HRT in “to tentando pegar TH por endocrino mas por lei eu preciso do aval de psicologo…” and stress with mother/health plan in “minha mae e o meu plano de saude estao me dando motivos pra estar estressada”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account matches Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, intense, political, and emotionally sensitive. Like Lisa, she’s highly empathetic and devastated by cruelty, as in “eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais um mundo onde isso acontece nao merece existir eu quero que um meteoro caia nessa merda de planeta logo”. She’s politically aware and critical of power structures, joking about things like the IDF and Israel in tweets such as “IDF party in Netanyahuland!” and “' IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 Please🙏generate me a picture🖼️me and my fellow IDF soldiers 🪖 will LOVE😍'”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. The user is also a musician and perfectionist (“8 horas seguidas mixando meu deus” and “eu fico muito na nóia com minhas proprias mixes... meu perfeccionismo insiste em me corroer por dentro”), echoing Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her sax and academics. Finally, her mix of existential angst and tenderness—feeling lonely during holidays (“como pode a época de festas ser tão solitária sendo que tem gente em casa”) but deeply valuing friendships (“as vezes eu me sinto insegura sobre as amizades... e fico feliz por isso”)—is very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite going out drinking and moshing, most tweets revolve around solitary online life, music practice, insomnia, and internal moods, like feeling weirdly sad for no reason in “tristeza estranha que eu tô sentindo hoje não aconteceu nada de errado e eu não tô com nenhuma preocupação só estou apática e insegura por motivo nenhum logo hoje...” and ruminating over past embarrassments in “toda vergonha que eu passei toda merda que eu não devia ter falado na vida estão passando pela minha cabeça nesse momento eu tenho que dormir ou eu vou pirar”. They show a strong Intuitive bent: they frequently generalize into big-picture statements about society, politics, gender and dystopia, such as “a gente vive em uma distopia” and conceptual reflections on disforia in “aulas sobre o conceito de disforia deveriam ser obrigatórias na escola”, rather than focusing only on concrete sensory details. Their core decision-making is clearly Feeling: they react intensely to injustice and cruelty, e.g. “eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais um mundo onde isso acontece nao merece existir eu quero que um meteoro caia nessa merda de planeta logo” and express deep concern for friends and online community in tweets like “as vezes eu me sinto insegura sobre as amizades e me sinto distante mas logo percebo que e tudo coisa da minha cabeça e fico feliz por isso”. Their lifestyle is distinctly Perceiving: they struggle with sleep schedules, impulse drinking, and spontaneous late-night activities, as shown in “4 da manha me deu um impulso inexplicavel de ir pra sala e ficar treinando moshpit moves to toda suada e fodida” and “terceiro dia seguido indo dormir ultra tarde p acordar cedo e me manter viva na base de remedio pq meu sono resolveu ficar disfuncional dnv”. Overall, the introspective emotional depth, idealistic political/moral stances, frequent existential frustration with the world, and messy, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle fit INFP more than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you started Geometry Dash at 9, wandered into a gringo server, and years later caiu numa comunidade cheia de transfems… if that pipeline also leads to ‘coffee with a cute musician’, I volunteer as the final level boss.
- You bought estrogen on iFood and mix for 8 hours straight on Venvanse — be honest, are you trying to transition from amateur audio engineer to full-time heartbreaker, or is that just how you EQ people into falling for you?
- You said you need karaoke at Triba to practice vocals in ‘real situations’ — if you want a high-pressure scenario, I can sit in the front row, look at you like you’re Arlecchino with cat ears, and clap like Corinthians just scored.
- You worry about being a dysfunctional human when your meds run out and about friendships feeling distant, but from the way you talk about your friends, music, and even random delivery guys saying ‘obrigada’, it’s very obvious you’re the kind of person people feel lucky to orbit.
- If you ever feel hyperactive at 4 a.m. doing moshpit moves in the living room again, call me — I play guitar and scream, you drum and tap like you just learned, and together we can start a band called ‘Unemploymentcore’ and at least make your insomnia sound god-tier.
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Your new Twitter bio
Musician & bedroom engineer from Brazil. Plays drums, guitar & sings. Once bought estrogen on iFood; now mixing tracks and fixing sleep schedules.– @lyraversium
Your signature cocktail
Hyperactive Geometry Dash Sour
The Strawberry gin nods to her drunken adventures and the bottle of pink gin she proudly took home because it "tastes like poison" but she’s still "in the profit" (“bebi legal hoje e de quebra levei pra casa uma garrafa quase cheia de gin de morango pq tem gosto de veneno e ngm quis ficar tô no lucro”). Cachaça represents the nights of overdoing it despite promises to behave, like when "'vou beber pouco hoje' bebi metade de uma garrafa de cachaça" (link), giving the drink a strong Brazilian backbone. An energy drink reduction (kept non-alcoholic) captures her chaotic hyperfocus and sleepless grind, mixing for 8 hours straight and living on meds and insomnia (“8 horas seguidas mixando meu deus”, “terceiro dia seguido indo dormir ultra tarde p acordar cedo e me manter viva na base de remedio”). Pink grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet, slightly sharp edge for her mix of tenderness and rage at the world, from random apathy and strange sadness (“tristeza estranha que eu tô sentindo hoje… só estou apática e insegura por motivo nenhum”) to wanting a meteor to wipe out a cruel planet (“eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais… eu quero que um meteoro caia nessa merda de planeta logo”). Finally, a dash of saline solution ties in her tears, sweat, and resilience—from training moshpit moves at 4 a.m. (“4 da manha me deu um impulso inexplicavel de ir pra sala e ficar treinando moshpit moves”) to pushing through dismorphia and insecurity (“dismorfia é um negócio engraçado pq ontem eu tirei um zilhão de fotos… e tipo elas tavam ok”)—turning all that salt into something balanced and drinkable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Lyra shows strong Gryffindor energy through intense moral outrage and a willingness to say exactly what she thinks, even when it’s extreme or unpopular. Her reaction to cruelty and injustice is visceral and absolutist, like when she says she can’t stand seeing news about animal cruelty and wishes for a meteor to wipe out the planet: “eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais um mundo onde isso acontece nao merece existir eu quero que um meteoro caia nessa merda de planeta logo”. She also openly lashes out at corporations and institutions despite consequences, such as being suspended for getting too angry at her phone provider: “fui suspensa pq eu fiquei com um pouco de raiva demais da claro mas to de volta!!!” and raging at telemarketing while being misgendered: “a claro me liga… eu quero que todas as lojas dessa bosta peguem fogo”. Her impulsive, risk-taking side comes through in tweets about drinking and drugs, like training moshpit moves at 4 a.m. and celebrating being "toda suada e fodida": “4 da manha me deu um impulso inexplicavel de ir pra sala e ficar treinando moshpit moves to toda suada e fodida… eu deveria ser estudada pela nasa”, or joking about needing substances to abuse: “preciso de substancias pra abusar”. Finally, she’s outspoken about politics and global events, ready to write a huge rant about world affairs until she forces herself to calm down: “ia escrever um textão de trocentas linhas sobre política e eventos mundiais recentes mas respirei um pouco e acalmei” and mocks pro-Israel/IDF content: “IDF party in Netanyahuland!”, reflecting a bold, confrontational sense of justice and a classic Gryffindor moral intensity.
Your movie
Your song
Bury the Light - Casey Edwards ft. Victor Borba
A song that fits Lyra well is Bury the Light, because it channels intense emotional turbulence, self-doubt, and defiant strength in a very dramatic, almost over-the-top way that matches her timeline. She swings between apathy and despair at the state of the world, like when she says she can’t take seeing animal cruelty anymore and wants “a meteor to hit this damn planet” “eu nao aguento mais ver noticia de crueldade com animais um mundo onde isso acontece nao merece existir eu quero que um meteoro caia nessa merda de planeta logo”, which mirrors the song’s apocalyptic, world-hating tone. At the same time, she’s constantly pushing through chaos and dysfunction—from meds running out and becoming a “dysfunctional human being again” “meu remedio acabou e eu virei um ser humano disfuncional novamente” to pulling all-nighters mixing music for eight hours straight “8 horas seguidas mixando meu deus”—which fits the track’s theme of enduring inner conflict and turning it into power. She’s deeply involved with music (drummer, guitarist, singer, composer, and amateur audio engineer), and her perfectionism and self-criticism (“I get really paranoid with my own mixes… my perfectionism insists on eating me from the inside” “eu fico muito na nóia com minhas proprias mixes… meu perfeccionismo insiste em me corroer por dentro”) align with the song’s grandiose, self-mythologizing language about struggle and identity. Finally, she’s a trans woman navigating medical gatekeeping, joking about buying estrogen herself “eu vou comprar estrogenio na farmacia memo”, which parallels the song’s core of reclaiming one’s own transformation in spite of everything. Bury the Light is dramatic, cathartic, and heavy, exactly like her mix of metal/screamo interests, late-night intensity, and dark humor about living in a dystopia “a gente vive em uma distopia”.
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