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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s smart, introspective, and openly passionate about her identity and interests, much like this user. The user is bluntly principled and vocal about being a lesbian, as seen in “What is so hard to understand about Being #Lesbian. i dont want you to Set me up with a #man.” and “i love being lesbian”, which mirrors Lisa’s strong sense of self and social awareness. Their mention of being autistic and struggling with sarcasm — “sorry for being Autistic and not understanding sarcasm 24/7 ROOMMATE.” — is very Lisa-coded in the way she often feels out of step with her more chaotic peers. Like Lisa’s intense fandoms (jazz, reading, causes), this user is very into specific artists and pop culture, shown in posts like “tame impala djo and dominic fike in charlotte im gonna scream” and “GREEN DAY TIMEEEEE”. Their mix of exasperation and affection for friends and roommates — “my roommate pisses me Off so badddd but i love her but also i hate her” — also resembles Lisa’s love–hate but ultimately caring dynamic with her family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extrovert than introvert: they constantly talk about concerts and shared experiences, like screaming over lineups in “tame impala djo and dominic fike in charlotte im gonna scream”, and openly share personal life with their mutuals in “edtwt hello!!??!!! where di d my moots go i miss uuuuuuuu”. Their style leans Intuition over Sensing; they dramatize and exaggerate experiences and feelings (e.g. “my roommate pisses me Off so badddd but i love her but also i hate her”) instead of focusing on precise, practical detail, and get very excited about vibes and aesthetics (concerts, idols, new flavors) rather than concrete information. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, leading with emotion, identity, and relationships: they rant about being misunderstood as a lesbian in “What is so hard to understand about Being #Lesbian. i dont want you to Set me up with a #man.”, and express frustration plus vulnerability about autism and sarcasm in “sorry for being Autistic and not understanding sarcasm 24/7 ROOMMATE. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒” rather than arguing logically. Their behavior appears Perceiving rather than Judging: they present as spontaneous and chaotic (e.g. “incase ur worried ab college This is my math test 👍👍👍”) and live in the moment, jumping from concerts to roommate drama to memes, instead of projecting structured plans or ordered routines. Taken together—the high-energy social sharing, emotional intensity, identity focus, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle—ENFP fits their online persona best.

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19 • lesbian • concert queue is my second home. Once failed a math test, still aced screaming every Green Day lyric. Here for Soobin, Jongseob & sleep.– @lyssiezs

Your signature cocktail
The Blue raspberry soju mirrors their K‑pop crush energy and playful stan vibes for Soobin and Jongseob from their bio, while keeping it young and chaotic rather than overly serious. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, no-nonsense snap, just like their frustration in “What is so hard to understand about Being #Lesbian. i dont want you to Set me up with a #man.”. Pink grapefruit soda is bubbly, slightly bitter, and very online, matching their mix of affection and annoyance in “my roommate pisses me Off so badddd but i love her but also i hate her”. The edible glitter rim with chili sugar reflects their concert‑ready, hyper energy in “GREEN DAY TIMEEEEE” and the dramatic scream of “tame impala djo and dominic fike in charlotte im gonna scream”. Finally, a tiny splash of dark rum adds unexpected depth and moodiness for the autistic, sarcastic-misfire moments in “sorry for being Autistic and not understanding sarcasm 24/7 ROOMMATE. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒”, making the drink strong enough to celebrate “birthday” while still fun and fizzy.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest signal from @lyssiezs is boldness and emotional impulsiveness, which aligns most with Gryffindor. They openly and unapologetically assert their identity and boundaries, as seen in “What is so hard to understand about Being #Lesbian. i dont want you to Set me up with a #man.”, which shows a willingness to confront others directly about something important to them. There’s also a raw, fearless honesty in calling out frustrations, like “sorry for being Autistic and not understanding sarcasm 24/7 ROOMMATE. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒” and “my roommate pisses me Off so badddd but i love her but also i hate her”, which reflects the classic Gryffindor tendency to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their dramatic, high-energy reactions to concerts and events – for example “GREEN DAY TIMEEEEE” and “tame impala djo and dominic fike in charlotte im gonna scream” – show a passionate, live-in-the-moment temperament typical of Gryffindors. Finally, the confident self-description in the bio as the “evilest of lesbians” and the gleeful proclamation “i love being lesbian” reflect a brave, defiant pride in who they are, further cementing them in Gryffindor rather than a more reserved or calculating house.

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The song girls by girl in red fits them perfectly because it’s an unapologetically queer, sapphic anthem that mirrors how openly they celebrate their sexuality, like when they say “What is so hard to understand about Being #Lesbian. i dont want you to Set me up with a #man.” and “i love being lesbian”. The track’s raw, honest vibe matches their candid, emotional posting style, from venting about their roommate in “sorry for being Autistic and not understanding sarcasm 24/7 ROOMMATE. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒” to the love/hate dynamic in “my roommate pisses me Off so badddd but i love her but also i hate her”. Their identity as the “evilest of lesbians” who’s very online and passionate about their faves lines up with the song’s mix of yearning, confidence, and queer joy. girls captures the unapologetic, lesbian-centered lens they bring to everything, from joking about their exes in “the only vid they have posted is of my exes fighting over me” to loudly owning who they are across their timeline.

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