Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, joy, and sadness, e.g. “its actually really awesome how my day gets 100 times worse the minute i want to go to bed #ilovehavingsomethingwrongwithme”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently celebrates close connections, e.g. “this is me and arin #mybestfriend” and “this is me and arin #HANGOUTSOON”.
- Passionate musicfan: Shows deep enthusiasm and knowledge about music, Daft Punk, and specific tracks, e.g. “i Think teachers is one of my favourite songs off homework sorry its so funny” and “mayube if they played motorbass at the club i would be more inclined to spend all my money there.”.
- Hardworking hustler: Takes on long shifts despite being tired, e.g. “got off work at 2am… before i have to be back in for another 13 hour shift this shit aint nothing to me mannnnn” and “i really dont want to go to work today bc im miserable but im highkey a bag chaser and a 13 hour shift is nothing to me”.
- Supportive coworker: Invests in coworkers’ wellbeing, e.g. “its like 6am i just spent the better part of 3 hours texting my supervisor because he was worried he came off as too condescending” and “texting my coworkers is so healing”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical thinker: Talks harshly about self and body, e.g. “having acne at 20 years old will make you want to do something incredibly drastic” and “man just kill me”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood seems to swing quickly between excitement and despair, e.g. “ive already had 3 awful things happen to me this morning but 113 came on so i lowkey dont give a fuck my life is awesome” and “IM GOING YO DIE”.
- Avoidant behavior: Lets social discomfort block practical tasks, e.g. “i want to go to bed but i cant because im washing my sheets but i cant put them in the dryer because i hate being perceived by my roommates doing anything”.
- Work‑life imbalance: Frequently exhausted and overextended by shifts, e.g. “ohmy god i am so tired” after long hours and “got off work at 2am… another 13 hour shift”.
- Substance reliance: Links feeling normal or better to alcohol/weed, e.g. “i want to get crossfaded tonight but i have NOTHINGGGGG” and “i feel so. Normal right now i think i just need to be one fireball deep at all times”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a highly self-aware, emotionally volatile but fundamentally thoughtful person, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they swing between confidence and insecurity, joking that “im kind of a big deal” while also saying things like “having acne at 20 years old will make you want to do something incredibly drastic”. Their timeline shows a strong attachment to music and niche culture (Daft Punk, Busy P, specific Spotify links), much like Lisa’s obsessive interests and taste that often go over others’ heads, e.g. “mayube if they played motorbass at the club i would be more inclined to spend all my money there”. They also tend to overthink social dynamics and work/school stress in a very Lisa way, such as “one of the guys at this wedding bought me a shot and i feel so. Normal right now i think i just need to be one fireball deep at all times” and “one of the songs i got given to do a production analysis of for this class is by black midi and anyone who knew me during like 2022 23 will know . i am in my fucking element”. Under the shitposting and chaos, there’s a recurring earnestness about friends, coworkers, and identity that matches Lisa’s blend of sarcasm, neuroticism, and genuine heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently tweet about hanging out, clubbing, coworkers, and being perceived socially (e.g. “i want to get crossfaded tonight but i have NOTHINGGGGG”, “one of the guys at this wedding bought me a shot and i feel so. Normal right now i think i just need to be one fireball deep at all times”), and openly process their emotions with others, like texting supervisors and coworkers (“its like 6am i just spent the better part of 3 hours texting my supervisor because he was worried he came off as too condescending”). Their focus is strongly Intuitive, centered on vibes, fantasies, and meanings rather than concrete details: they idealize aesthetics and personas (“this imagenspecifically is transition goals. To me”, “i need to take the testosterone that turns you into thomas bangalter”) and riff on hypothetical or exaggerated scenarios (“am i allowed to call in sick to work if i feel evil”). They read as Feeling over Thinking: decisions and commentary are driven by emotional intensity, relationships, and empathy (“my coworkers and i were meant to be doing pub golf… last time he made me cry”, “me and matas and liam on the bar at work is lowkey the dream team”), and they comfort or worry about others (“texting my coworkers is so healing”). Finally, they are clearly Perceiving: they live in a very spontaneous, chaotic way, constantly changing plans about hair, sleep, and work (“its monday evening which means i get to contemplate whether i should cut all my hair off or not”, “got off work at 2am… before i have to be back in for another 13 hour shift this shit aint nothing to me mannnnn < tweaking”) and joke about procrastinating on coursework (“tigamaxxing instead of doing my coursework #manysuchcases”). Put together, the energetic social focus, emotional expressiveness, aesthetic idealism, and flexible lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about needing the testosterone that turns you into Thomas Bangalter, but have you considered dating the person who’s already completely obsessed with your Guyman larp era?
- You said logging into League in 2026 is a humiliation ritual, so if we duo queue and I int my brains out, does that count as a first date or a public execution?
- You’re out here planning your hair around Thomas’ second pic, stressing about acne at 20, and washing sheets at 5am so your roommates don’t perceive you — for the record, based on your selfies, you’re already transition goals ‘to me’.
- You said if they played certain tracks at the club you’d lose your mind; if the DJ dropped Busy P into Motorbass while we were there together, would you lose your mind or just lose your single-player status?
- Your supervisor is getting Armand van Helden forced on him like a dog taking pills, so let me make it easier: I’ll listen to your entire February playlist voluntarily if you let me be your #themusictouchedmesaturday plus-one.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • music student & bartending menace • once calmed my supervisor down at 6am over text and then worked a 13‑hour shift anyway– @lytd2013
Your signature cocktail
The Busy P.S. I’m Normal Now
A wired, high-proof espresso vodka base captures their 13-hour-shift, league-til-4am lifestyle and the way they brag about it, like “got off work at 2am… this shit aint nothing to me mannnnn < tweaking” and “i really dont want to go to work today bc im miserable but im highkey a bag chaser and a 13 hour shift is nothing to me”. The neon-silly melon liqueur is for their hyper-online, shitposty sweetness, from “sorry for leagueposting i love to 1v9” to “this is me and arin #mybestfriend”. A prosecco float nods to the bottle gifted at work in “ENTIRE BOTTLE OF PROSECCO GIVEN TO ME AT WORK” and how one Fireball shot makes them feel perfectly calibrated in “i feel so. Normal right now i think i just need to be one fireball deep at all times”. The menthol-honey syrup (menthol for “marlboro menthol clenching my fist”, honey for their soft side texting coworkers and comforting supervisors like “its like 6am i just spent the better part of 3 hours texting my supervisor”) blends bite with comfort. Finally, a dash of saline mirrors the subtle bitterness and exhaustion behind the jokes—hating acne and feeling perceived as in “having acne at 20 years old will make you want to do something incredibly drastic” and “i hate being perceived by my roommates doing anything < Normal man”—making the drink bright, a little salty, and way more complex than it looks when they say “ok whatever im normal now < lying”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They read as a highly social, loyal, and quietly hard‑working person, which fits Hufflepuff best. Their affection and commitment to friends and partner are constant: they proudly say “this is me and arin #mybestfriend” link, call their girlfriend out by @ and age in their bio, and gush that “texting my coworkers is so healing” link. They put in serious effort at work despite being miserable or exhausted, saying “got off work at 2am… before i have to be back in for another 13 hour shift this shit aint nothing to me mannnnn” link and “i really dont want to go to work today bc im miserable but im highkey a bag chaser and a 13 hour shift is nothing to me” link, which shows the grind‑y, dependable Hufflepuff work ethic. They also expend emotional labor to make others feel better, like staying up texting their supervisor for hours because “he was worried he came off as too condescending… hes like my sad little rabbit” link, and they describe monthly long calls with their mum despite being estranged as “kind of awesome” link, which signals a strong, forgiving loyalty. While they have a streak of self‑deprecating bravado and ambition (e.g., joking that they’re “kind of a big deal” link and obsessing over music and career-ish stuff), their defining traits across tweets are steadfastness in relationships, readiness to help, and willingness to grind through discomfort—core Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Revolution 909 - Daft Punk
A fitting song for them is Revolution 909 by Daft Punk, which captures their mix of club culture, French house obsession, and chaotic nightlife. They constantly orbit the French touch universe, from “i need to take the testosterone that turns you into thomas bangalter” to “mayube if they played motorbass at the club i would be more inclined to spend all my money there. i don tknow” and “reading any daft punk unmasked fanfiction is so funny…”. The song’s wordless, relentless groove fits their life of 13-hour bar shifts, late-night prosecco and fireball shots, and perpetual sleep deprivation, like “got off work at 2am… before i have to be back in for another 13 hour shift this shit aint nothing to me mannnnn < tweaking”. It also mirrors their excitement about clubbing and DJ culture, especially “every time i remember im going to see busy p in real life with arin i start shaking like a chihuahua im so excited” and “if they played this at the club i would honest to god lose my mind”. Revolution 909 is basically the soundtrack to their life of music-obsessed nights, bar chaos, and 909-fueled hyperfixation—down to the bio tag #the909touchedme.
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