M00NBLADA
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Imaginative: The user crafts a vivid personal mythology — e.g. 'I am CATTWALDA ... Prince of all Cynodonts' — showing rich creative worldbuilding.
- Fearless: They post consistently provocative content like 'ts nigga really thought we'd disagree LMAO What a retard' which shows willingness to court controversy without hesitation.
- Loyal to animals: Repeated #'CATSRIGHTS' posts and tweets like 'Thanks for giving a struggling feline a leg up in the world' demonstrate genuine advocacy for animals (even when wrapped in theatrical language).
- Fandom‑savvy: References to Khajiit, Michael Kirkbride, and Elric — for example 'Michael Kirkbride is half Polynesian btw' and 'If I were adapting Elric...' — show deep knowledge of niche fandom lore.
- Performative: Themed repetition like the persistent 'Una' posts and the bio's theatrical titles indicate a consistent, deliberate online persona.
Weaknesses:
- Toxic: Frequent use of slurs and demeaning language such as 'Albrect Dürer Also fuck you, niggеr' harms discourse and reveals cruelty as a tactic.
- Attention‑seeking: The repeated meme posting ('Una' dozens of times) and grandiose proclamations ('I am CATTWALDA') point to behavior driven by chasing reactions rather than substantive connection.
- Self‑harm glamorization: Lines like 'When I self harm it's in a cool mysterious sadboy way' indicate unhealthy romanticizing of self‑injury which is dangerous.
- Contradictory: They swing between mocking groups and occasionally praising others in confusing combinations (e.g., 'Thank you Mr. Floyd ... The people of Israel love and appreciate you!'), undermining consistent credibility.
- Incendiary taste: A tendency to provoke volatile reactions — insults such as 'What a retard' — often burns bridges and increases moderation risk.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the match because of the mischievous, attention‑seeking, prankster energy: M00NBLADA posts repeated taunts, memes and insults to rile people up ('Una', 'ts nigga really thought we'd disagree LMAO'), just like Bart's schoolyard antics. The user delights in provocation and theatrical stunts rather than measured moralizing, which fits Bart's chaotic, boundary-pushing humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits because the user is argumentative, inventive, and performs debate for effect. Extraverted engagement is visible in provocative calls and public persona building ('WATCH DE CATT', repeated 'Una' posts), intuition shows in mythic worldbuilding and speculative takes on lore ('If I were adapting Elric I'd focus a little more on Yyrkoon'), thinking over feeling appears in cold, strategic insults ('ts nigga really thought we'd disagree LMAO What a retard'), and perceiving shows up in impulsive, meme‑driven posting styles and shifting targets. Together these patterns match the classic ENTP 'debater' who enjoys ideational play and trolling rhetoric.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a stray cat? Because I want to adopt your entire mythology and never let you go — CATTWALDA status, obviously.
- Call me a Cynodont and bite me like evolution, because when I saw you I felt my ancestor cheer: 'Una!'
- You must be three‑eyed, because you just saw straight through my defenses and stole my weird little heart.
- If loving you is a ritual sacrifice, then call me the altar — I volunteer as tribute to your feline throne.
- I can't adapt Elric, but I can adapt my plans to take you to dinner — think of it as my dramatic worldbuilding move.
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Your new Twitter bio
Mythic catlord | Three‑eyed psychopomp & part‑time magician | Builder of weird lore, paleofauna stan, and Elder Scrolls nerd | Provocateur who lives for the 'Una' yell — cats, chaos, and longform fantasy ideas. Handle with claws.– @M00NBLADA
Your signature cocktail
Synapsid Sovereign
The 'Synapsid Sovereign' is smoky and ancient‑feeling (bourbon + charcoal) with a sharp, feral citrus bite (blood orange) and a sweet undercurrent (honey) — a drink that reads like prehistoric royalty and modern swagger. It nods to their 'blood of Boreoeutheria/Monarch of Animalia' grandiosity and rock‑and‑gore aesthetic ('Made Majungasaurus extinct', 'Rock and Rule' praise), while the flaming peel and dark color mirror the dramatic, theatrical persona they cultivate in tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because the account revels in dominance, ambition and cunning theatricality: they proclaim 'I am CATTWALDA ... Monarch of Animalia' which reads like a claim to power rather than humility. Their posts weaponize provocation and strategy — e.g. taunting rivals with 'ts nigga really thought we'd disagree LMAO' — which is more Slytherin than Gryffindor honor or Ravenclaw detachment. The combination of mythic self‑sovereignty and a willingness to use cruelty as performance mirrors classic Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and ruthless self‑presentation.
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Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
The song's raw, feral energy and celebration of chaotic urban survival match the user's aggressive, 'wild' persona — their tweets often revel in animal imagery and tribal dominance ('Made Majungasaurus extinct', 'I am CATTWALDA'), and the jungle metaphor neatly mirrors their mix of danger, spectacle and showmanship.
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