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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but with a much more abrasive online tone. Like Lisa, they are highly ideological, intellectual, and left-wing, openly identifying as a Brazilian communist and defending BRICS+ and an industrialized, self-sufficient Brazil. They often dissect politics and media through a critical lens, as when they question liberal narratives and historical framing in tweets like “'Escapismo' – okay, me responde rapidão: as pessoas recorrem a mídias de ficção e fantasia para escapar do quê?” and their criticism of distorted Soviet documents in “Sim... lista em inglês, impressa em fonte do Windows em 1985, na União Soviética. Tá bom...”. Their strong anti-imperialist stances and explicit defense of marginalized groups (LGBTQ, Black, Indigenous, trans people) in posts like “Hm... Apoiar LGBTQ ★★☆ Feminista ★★☆ Apoiar pessoas negras ★★★ Apoiar trans ★★☆ Apoiar índios ★★★ Pró israel ☠︎︎” mirror Lisa’s moral seriousness and social-justice focus. At the same time, the user mixes this with sarcastic, sharp humor and memes—e.g., mocking right-wing arguments or Western narratives in tweets like “Meu Deus!!! O que a China fará sem a Estônia!!?? Pare, Xi!”—which fits Lisa’s tendency to be the smartest person in the room while still delivering biting lines, just pushed into a much more online, shitposty register.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: while they interact a lot online, most tweets are commentary, analysis, and memes rather than reports of busy social life, and they even joke about their own online posting patterns, e.g. “Eu estou convencido de que o sucesso das minhas postagens é inversamente proporcional ao quanto pensei antes de postar kkkjj”, which points to a reflective, self-observing style. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they constantly discuss ideology, power structures, and historical parallels, such as the critique of apartheid discourse and symbolism in “Lembre se que o discurso político do governo sul africano na era do apartheid também negava que o sistema era de natureza etnicamente repressora.” and the exploration of escapism and media context in “a intenção do artista não anula a existência da obra em um contexto que se reflete nela”. Their style is sharply thinking (T) over feeling: they lean on argument, analogy, and mockery more than empathy, as in “Chamar isso de 'documento oficial' é uma puta forçação de barra. Mesma coisa se eu pegasse um documento redigido por um grupo de jovens nazistas de Baden...” and the brutally dismissive “Acho que nem se eu fosse um animal atropelado com apenas uma fração do cérebro sobrando eu estaria sofrendo tamanho nível de retardamento mental ao ponto de postar isso.”. Their attitude toward life and posting appears more perceiving (P) than judging: they embrace spontaneity and improv-style commentary rather than structured plans, as seen in “Cada dia que passa é mais difícil estar sóbrio” and the humorous acceptance of chaotic outcomes in “Eu estou convencido de que o sucesso das minhas postagens é inversamente proporcional ao quanto pensei antes de postar”. Taken together—introspective but outspoken, abstract and theory-heavy, ruthlessly logical in tone, and clearly spontaneous and flexible—this profile fits best with INTP.

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Brazilian Marxist, BRICS+ enjoyer. Analyzes imperialism, defends an industrial Brazil, and once overthought a tweet that flopped spectacularly.– @m00nhaze

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with smoked paprika and peppercorns, a fiery Brazilian backbone for a proudly Brazilian communist who jokes about gulags and reeducation, like in “Todo mundo respondendo sim aqui deveria ser fuzilado, ou pelo menos internado pra reeducação” and “É isto, amigos. Terei que escolher entre picareta e gulag.”. Sweet vermouth with a dash of Brazilian coffee liqueur adds ideological depth and late-night-thread energy, echoing his long Marxist riffs and historical analogies such as “'Escapismo' – okay, me responde rapidão...” and his celebratory “Feliz dia da Revolução de Outubro a todos os camaradas!”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity and sarcasm, like when he roasts imperial narratives in “Meu Deus!!! O que a China fará sem a Estônia!!??” or mocks lazy arguments in “O maluco pede ajuda do Grok pra apontar que um bando de camponês...”. A barspoon of pomegranate/molasses syrup adds a dark, bittersweet note that reflects his mix of affection and rage toward politics and humanity, as seen in “Cada dia que passa é mais difícil estar sóbrio” and his brutal anti-monarchy realism in “Desperdício de tempo e de recursos. Essa porra vai perder de novo.”. Finally, a mist of absinthe over the top stands for his slightly unhinged meme-aura and taste for the outrageous, from fantasizing about flooding Argentina in “O Milei me dá vontade de testar a teoria de inundar a Argentina destruindo a usina de Itaipu” to posting maps like “Consertei o continente, gostaram?” and declaring “The Socialist World Republic” with a straight face.

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This account is overtly combative and driven by a strong sense of political and moral conviction, which aligns most clearly with Gryffindor. They repeatedly use aggressive, confrontational language in defense of their beliefs, e.g. saying that people answering a poll a certain way "should be shot or at least interned for re-education" in a clearly hyperbolic, militant stance: “Todo mundo respondendo sim aqui deveria ser fuzilado, ou pelo menos internado pra reeducação”. Their bio openly frames them as a committed Brazilian communist who supports BRICS+ and envisions a fully industrialized, self-sufficient Brazil, showing a bold willingness to take controversial positions publicly: “Comunista brasileiro, pró BRICS+. Defendo o desenvolvimento de um Brasil industrializado, autossuficiente…”. They constantly "call out" perceived enemies (imperialism, neoliberalism, Israel, monarquistas, etc.), such as mocking a propagandist as clearly paid: “eu quero muito descobrir um dia quanto ela ganha pra fazer propaganda imperialista”, or fantasizing about drastic action against Milei: “O Milei me dá vontade de testar a teoria de inundar a Argentina destruindo a usina de Itaipu”. There is wit and analysis here, but their dominant mode is passionate, impulsive confrontation and a readiness to stand up loudly for their side in conflicts, which is archetypally Gryffindor rather than the more cerebral Ravenclaw or calculating Slytherin.

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