Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows reflection on her own changes and growth, e.g. feeling proud of how far she’s come in “As vezes eu penso nisso e é loucura q a maria do ano passado nunca imaginaria q estaria aq hj e isso me deixa orgulhosa de mim”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and tenderness toward friends, family, pets, and idols, like “Amo minhas amigas”, “Eu já disse como eu AMO a minha vó?”, and “DEIXEM O MEU YOONGI EM PAZ SUAS PUTAS”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and dramatic exaggeration to cope and entertain, such as joking about killing flamengo fans in “É hoje que eu mato um flamenguista.” and her cousin’s game talk in “Tô a meia hora escutando meu primo falar sobre um jogo q ele gosta e não entendi uma palavra”.
- Dedicated: Despite stress, she keeps engaging with studies and academic life, e.g. fieldwork as a biology student in “Meu primeiro trabalho de campo como bióloga (não formada): tirar uma lagartixa de dentro de casa pq minha colega de ap tem medo” and long explanations at the UFV fair in “Isso me lembra da mostra da ufv q eu devo ter ficado umas 6h explicando sobre isso, de nada adolescentes”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings like homesickness, stress, and joy, e.g. “Minha mãe me ligou por video chamada e mostrou a família td e agora tô aq chorando q nem boba com saudade” and “Eu preciso TANTO voltar pra casa q chega a doer”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Frequently puts herself down, like in “Me sinto burra.”, “Mds tô me sentindo uma pessoa horrível”, and “Tem dias q eu não queria ser eu, tipo agora (ou todos os dias)”.
- Catastrophizing: Often jumps to extreme conclusions or language about situations, e.g. “Não consigo focarrr, vou me matar”, “Esqueci meu fone no ebs vou me matar”, and “Mds oq fiz pra merecer tal castigo”.
- Anxious: Shows strong anxiety around studies and social situations, such as “A prova de bqi é essa semana e eu simplesmente não consigo estudar pq me dá ansiedade” and “Mds eu nem me mudei e já acho q elas me odeiam”.
- Pessimistic: Tends to expect negative outcomes or focus on worst aspects, like “As vezes pensar demais é uma maldição”, “Odeio me sentir assim”, and “Porque parece que nada do que eu faço é bom o suficiente?”.
- Easily-irritated: Frequently expresses anger or annoyance toward people and situations, e.g. “Flamenguistas de merda odeio todos”, “Mds q gente burraaaaa”, and “Mds q mulher INSUPORTÁVEL AAAAAAA”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, studious, and often feeling out of place. They frequently stress about studies and intelligence, like when they say “A prova de bqi é essa semana e eu simplesmente não consigo estudar pq me dá ansiedade 😵💫😵💫” and “É tanta coisa pra estudar q n sei por onde começo. Me sinto burra.”, mirroring Lisa’s academic pressure and self-doubt. Their love-hate relationship with university life, as in “A ufv não é pai e nem padrasto, e uma MÃE, te amo ufv te amo” and simultaneously “Eu preciso TANTO voltar pra casa q chega a doer”, reflects Lisa’s conflict between ambition and emotional vulnerability. They also show empathy and protectiveness, like “Mds q menino FOFO vou colocar num potinho e proteger de todo mal” and affection for family in “Minha mãe me ligou por video chamada… agora tô aq chorando q nem boba com saudade”, which fits Lisa’s deep emotional core. The mix of existential angst and wry humor in lines like “As vezes pensar demais é uma maldição” and “Não fiz nada o dia todo além de dormir. Será cansaço, anemia ou depressão?” also echoes Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel emotionally overwhelmed.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly express exhaustion with social life and preference for being away from people, e.g. “Sla queria sair pra espantar essa energia dominguense”, “Como eu odeio domingos”, and especially homesickness and wanting their own space in “Meu Deus não vejo a hora de me mudar” and “Eu quero a minha casa”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, often ruminating on feelings and meanings rather than concrete facts: “As vezes pensar demais é uma maldição”, “A paixão deixa as pessoas cegas; Espero nunca me apaixonar”, and “As vezes eu penso nisso e é loucura q a maria do ano passado nunca imaginaria q estaria aq hj e isso me deixa orgulhosa de mim” show abstract, introspective thinking about emotions and personal growth. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): they center emotional experience and empathy, e.g. “Tô a meia hora escutando meu primo falar sobre um jogo q ele gosta e não entendi uma palavra” still focuses on listening, and they react strongly to perceived unfairness and affection in “Mds tô me sentindo uma pessoa horrível”, “Eu amo minhas amigas”, and “Eu já disse como eu AMO a minha vó?”. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): overwhelmed by deadlines and structure, procrastinating and going with the flow rather than planning, as seen in “A prova de bqi é essa semana e eu simplesmente não consigo estudar pq me dá ansiedade”, “É tanta coisa pra estudar q n sei por onde começo. Me sinto burra.”, and “Depois de 10 fucking meses eu resolvi entrar no skoob de novo e tá só as moscas o meu perfil”. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, disorganized, and often lost in their inner world—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You dissected a worm, removed a gecko from the apartment, and still survived BQI anxiety… as a not-yet-formed biologist, do you also study rare species? Because people who hate math, love UFV like a mother, and threaten flamenguistas are definitely my niche.
- You said you almost never feel like kissing someone and, when you do, they don’t even know you exist. Plot twist: I’m here, I know you exist, and I’m fully prepared to treat that kiss like your favorite ENEB edition—limited, special, and absolutely worth selling a kidney for.
- If you can listen half an hour to your cousin talking about a game you don’t understand, I promise I’ll listen to you rant about Netflix ruining good series, Duolingo making you write ‘Brazil’ with a ‘z’, and every single NB meeting… on one condition: afterwards, we put on your ‘new favorite song’ and you let me be the one you don’t get tired of.
- You’re stressed about BAN, BQI, and every report under the sun, but still proud of how far ‘Maria from last year’ has come. If your brain is a mess and you ‘don’t have intellect for this’, I volunteer as tribute to be your emotional Skoob comeback: we can fill all those empty pages together, starting with a chapter called ‘How I Met the Girl Who’d Sell a Kidney for a Special Edition’.
- You adopted Judite, gave Luciano late‑night strolls on your bed, and won a hamster in a raffle—clearly, you’re a magnet for tiny cute beings. As someone slightly taller than a hamster but emotionally just as needy, any chance you’d protect me from all evil too, or is that privilege only for Yoongi and the ‘tiny little guys’ you keep wanting to put in a jar?
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Biology student at UFV, part-time hamster wrangler & lagartixa remover. Powered by coffee, Spotify, and mild academic panic.– @M00Nth75
Your signature cocktail
Midnight UFV Meltdown
This drink is strong and a little chaotic, just like someone who tweets “A prova de bqi é essa semana e eu simplesmente não consigo estudar pq me dá ansiedade 😵💫😵💫” and “Não consigo focarrr, vou me matar” while still dragging themselves through UFV life. The dark rum with cold-brew channels late-night study sessions, existential dread, and lines like “As vezes pensar demais é uma maldição” and “Porque parece que nada do que eu faço é bom o suficiente?”. The red berry liqueur is for the little bursts of love and softness under all the chaos, like “Amo minhas amigas”, “Eu já disse como eu AMO a minha vó?”, and adopting a hamster in “Reação da minha mãe qdo soube q eu ganhei um hamster num sorteio”. The sparkling citrus soda captures her clown-energy, sarcasm, and drama in tweets like “É hoje que eu mato um flamenguista.”, “Flamenguistas de merda odeio todos”, and the chaotic roommate/rep life of “Meu primeiro trabalho de campo como bióloga (não formada): tirar uma lagartixa de dentro de casa pq minha colega de ap tem medo”. A dash of saline nods to all the homesick tears and emotional overload in “Eu preciso TANTO voltar pra casa q chega a doer”, “Minha mãe me ligou por video chamada e mostrou a família td e agora tô aq chorando q nem boba com saudade”, and “Eu quero a minha casa”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim is for the goth-cat, slightly cursed vibe of maria 🐈⬛ who says things like “Já não bastando o tanto de problema q eu tenho ainda terei q menstruar pela segunda vez no mês” and “Tem dias q eu não queria ser eu, tipo agora (ou todos os dias)”, but still glitters through it all.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show strong emotional attachment and loyalty to people and places, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they gush about their friends and family, saying “Amo minhas amigas” and “Eu já disse como eu AMO a minha vó?”, and get deeply moved when their mom video calls and shows the whole family: “agora tô aq chorando q nem boba com saudade”. They also show affection and caretaking instincts toward animals, like “Meu primeiro trabalho de campo como bióloga (não formada): tirar uma lagartixa de dentro de casa pq minha colega de ap tem medo” and the way they talk about their hamster and "Judite", their new roommate: “Conheçam judite minha mais nova colega de quarto”. Their struggle with studying, anxiety, and self-doubt (“É tanta coisa pra estudar q n sei por onde começo. Me sinto burra.”, “A prova de bqi é essa semana e eu simplesmente não consigo estudar pq me dá ansiedade”) combined with the fact that they keep going anyway is very much the quiet perseverance associated with Hufflepuff. Finally, they express a warm, almost homebody attachment to UFV and home itself — “A ufv não é pai e nem padrasto, e uma MÃE, te amo ufv te amo” and “Eu quero a minha casa” — which fits a house defined by loyalty, steadiness, and valuing belonging over glory or ambition.
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This Is Me Trying - Taylor Swift
A song that fits Maria is “This Is Me Trying” by Taylor Swift, because it captures quiet exhaustion, self‑doubt, and the feeling of never being enough. She frequently expresses anxiety and burnout, like when she says “A prova de bqi é essa semana e eu simplesmente não consigo estudar pq me dá ansiedade 😵💫😵💫” and “É tanta coisa pra estudar q n sei por onde começo. Me sinto burra.”, echoing the song’s theme of struggling despite putting in effort. Her tweets about emotional lows and wanting to escape, such as “Tem dias q eu não queria ser eu, tipo agora (ou todos os dias)” and “As vezes pensar demais é uma maldição”, mirror the introspective, almost depressive tone of the track. At the same time, she shows resilience and pride in how far she’s come, as in “é loucura q a maria do ano passado nunca imaginaria q estaria aq hj e isso me deixa orgulhosa de mim”, which aligns with the song’s subtle hope that trying still matters. The combination of academic stress, homesickness, and emotional vulnerability across her timeline fits the bittersweet, self-reflective mood of This Is Me Trying.
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