Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly vents and names feelings, like posting about wanting to die in “god, i wish i were dead” and stressing this is the last year they can handle in their bio.
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and sexual attraction toward their boyfriend, as in “i love my bf!”, “me and bf”, and “bf bit my lip while kissing and i almost busted”.
- Humor-oriented: Uses jokes and memes constantly, like “Smoker Obama be like uhhh let me be COUGH COUGH” and mocking conservatives in “conservative try not to be racist challenge impossible”.
- Self-aware: Shows insight into their own patterns, like describing “dating history” as mostly suicidal thoughts plus Rory in “dating history: I wanna kill myself… Rory” and acknowledging being obsessive and trying to quit drinking in “Im rad af… Im obsessive i quit drinking by myself I do my best”.
- Open-minded sexuality: Comfortable exploring identity and kink, as seen in “fuck it new gender for 2026”, sharing their bi / biromantic identity in “sexuality: Bi” and “sexuality: biromantic asexual”, and joking about puppy play in “hes into puppy play!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses strong suicidal ideation in “god, i wish i were dead”, frames life as nearly unbearable in the bio, and portrays “dating history” as repeatedly wanting to die in “dating history: I wanna kill myself… Rory”.
- Risky humor: Uses extreme jokes about rape and harm, like “being raped would fix me PLEASE WORD THESE BETTER”, which can trivialize trauma and alienate others.
- Manic impulsivity: Describes loving mania and unhealthy patterns, such as “i love being manic i havent slept at all and food disgusts me😁” and staying up excessively in “fuck ive been up since 10am”.
- Attachment turmoil: Shows intense, unstable relationship feelings—giving house keys to an ex who discards them in “Gave my ex the keys to my house and he threw them away” and extreme dependency on Rory in “you have my heart, and you always will”.
- Public oversharing: Shares explicit sexual details and venting on main, like “Just had sex with my bf…” and openly stating “i put venting on my main idgaf”, which can blur boundaries and invite unwanted reactions.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, darkly funny, and oddly sentimental underneath it all. Their gleefully inappropriate humor and fixation on sex and shock value echo Bart’s perpetual edgelord energy, like when they say “bf bit my lip while kissing and i almost busted”, “please someone lets fuck for virginity”, and “i like armpits and im tired of pretending i dont”. The rebellious, self-deprecating streak also fits Bart: they smoke and joke about tweaking on flights “since i cant smoke on the plane i genuinely start tweaking” and casually tweet stuff like “god, i wish i were dead”. At the same time, they’re fiercely attached to their boyfriend and friends in a way Bart secretly is with his family, seen in posts like “i love bf so much it hurts my head” and the melodramatic but sincere “you have my heart, and you always will”. The mix of manic energy, troublemaking, and unexpectedly deep feelings places them firmly in Bart territory rather than a more serious or earnest character like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They explicitly self‑identify as INFP in their own intro post: “nicknames: sheep, apple cider, pb&j sexuality: biromantic asexual MBTI: INFP height: 6'1' sign: Virgo…”, which is the strongest possible evidence. Their introversion shows in how much of their life is processed online and in their head (e.g. “dating history: I wanna kill myself… Rory”) rather than through large social circles (983 following but only 110 followers), and in the intensely personal venting: “i put venting on my main idgaf”. They lean Intuitive through their emo/alt aesthetic, abstract self‑description, and love of existential media like “I'm thinking of ending things”, and their tendency to dramatize experiences rather than list concrete details, e.g. “God i want him so bad”. Their Feeling preference comes out in emotionally charged posts, dark humor about trauma and self‑worth (“being raped would fix me PLEASE WORD THESE BETTER”, “god, i wish i were dead”), and how central love and their boyfriend are to their identity: “i love bf so much it hurts my head”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they embrace chaos and spontaneity (“i love being manic i havent slept at all and food disgusts me😁”), joke about impulsive behavior like “breaking into houses with my cousins”, and show little emphasis on structure or long‑term planning, all of which aligns tightly with an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You listed ‘I’m Thinking of Ending Things’ as your favorite movie, but after scrolling your timeline I’m mostly thinking of starting things… preferably with cigarettes, Monster, and you complaining about Subway together.
- You said you like armpits and you’re tired of pretending you don’t—good, because I like you and I’m tired of pretending I’m just here for your Fallout: New Vegas takes.
- Your dating history tweet was ‘I wanna kill myself’ on repeat and then ‘Rory’ at the end; if you’re ever accepting DLC, I’d like to audition for the expansion pack.
- You quit drinking alone, you vent on main, you love emo and House M.D.—genuinely, that combo screams ‘actually working on myself,’ and I’d gladly third‑wheel your cigarettes‑Monster‑and‑Rory routine if it means I get to care about you too.
- You got fired from Subway, but that’s fine—wanna start a new job making me ‘On Repeat’? Benefits include biromantic asexual cuddles, Halloween costumes at work, and unlimited Roaradelphia playlists.
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17 • bi, 6'1" Virgo with purple brainrot. Once got fired from Subway, now spends that time at shows & overanalyzing House M.D. and emo lyrics.– @m0dernshallow
Your signature cocktail
The Skrimp-Lined Coffin Nail
This cocktail is dyed a deep, bruised purple for their favorite color and emo aesthetic, pulling straight from their bio and vibes in posts like “Pronouns: he/him Height: 6'1' ... Fav colour: Purple” and the constant Brand New / emo references like “1.Brand New 2.Camping In Alaska 3.Old Gray”. The coffee liqueur and cola nod to staying up manic and wired, like “i love being manic i havent slept at all and food disgusts me😁” and their Monster-fueled devotion in “cigarettes monster and rory”. Aromatic bitters represent the streak of self-destructive humor and dark romanticism in lines like “dating history: I wanna kill myself ... Rory” and “god, i wish i were dead”, giving the drink a bite beneath the sweetness. The smoked rosemary garnish is a theatrical stand‑in for their cigarette fixation seen in “this is what i do on flights, since i cant smoke on the plane i genuinely start tweaking”, making the cocktail feel like a ritual instead of just a drink. Overall it’s strong, slightly bitter, a little trashy, and way too romantic for its own good—like posting “bf bit my lip while kissing and i almost busted” and then chain‑tweeting about how much you love him right after in “i love bf so much it hurts my head”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account leans most strongly toward Gryffindor, with impulsive, bold oversharing and a tendency to loudly stand by their feelings and beliefs. They openly post extremely personal and sexual details without hesitation, like “Just had sex with my bf, he likes sleeping with sirens so i thought you should know” and “bf bit my lip while kissing and i almost busted”, which reflects a reckless, dare-me-to-regret-this kind of courage. They also show a readiness to confront others and call out politics, e.g. “conservative try not to be racist challenge impossible” and “lets pour one out for charlie kirk(piss on his grave)”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s blunt moral stance. Their self-destructive melodrama and willingness to publicly vent — “i put venting on my main idgaf” and “god, i wish i were dead” — suggest someone who acts on intense emotion in the open instead of quietly strategizing like a Slytherin or retreating like a typical Ravenclaw. While there is clear loyalty and romantic devotion to their boyfriend, as in “i love bf so much it hurts my head” and the long-running Rory fixation in “dating history: I wanna kill myself ... Rory”, the dominant vibe is loud, impulsive, feelings-first bravery rather than the steady patience of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Freaks - Surf Curse
The best-fitting song for @m0dernshallow is Freaks by Surf Curse, which captures their mix of dark humor, self-loathing, and desperate romantic intensity. They constantly joke about being broken or unfixable, like when they say "being raped would fix me PLEASE WORD THESE BETTER" and "god, i wish i were dead", which matches the song’s anxious, self-destructive tone. At the same time, their love life is obsessive and all-consuming, from "dating history: I wanna kill myself ... Rory" to "i love bf so much it hurts my head" and hypersexual posts like "bf bit my lip while kissing and i almost busted". Their identity as a cigarette-and-Monster emo kid who vents publicly ("i put venting on my main idgaf", "cigarettes monster and rory") also mirrors the song’s restless, outsider energy. Overall, Freaks fits their blend of manic oversharing, depressive spirals, and obsessive romance better than almost any other well-known track.
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