Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Designs layouts and trackers, e.g. making their own calorie tracker and offering it to others in “i made my own cal tracker cause none of the ones i found fit my requirements and i don't really like it but if anyone needs one like i did feel free to use!!” and repeatedly changing custom layouts.
- Supportive: Engages with others’ vents and clarifies scary misinformation to protect people, like in “let's just not say things like this when we know it'll scare people!!” and “how i feel liking oomfs vent posts”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes mental health and physical limits, e.g. discussing POTS/HEDS and overwhelm in “she knows damn well it's bc of my mental health and how overwhelmed i get” and joking about 'too much energy' vs. inability to exercise in “i somehow got both too much energy disorder and can't exercise or play sports syndrome”.
- Consistent: Maintains long-running series like song of the day across many posts, such as “song of the day # O92 ... mirrorball taylor swift” and earlier entries like “song of the day # O56 ... they don ' t know about us”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for music, fandoms, and small joys, like getting excited over CDs in “new taylor swift cds have been purchased yippee”, a HEDS bunny from mom in “LOOK WHAT MY MOM GAVE ME I COULD CRY :( IT'S A HEDS BUNNY”, and a new Monster flavor in “this new monster tastes so good and it's only ten cals i highly recommend”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Uses extremely harsh language toward themself, like “that's almost my exact weight should i kill myself” and “almost 2k cals today i need to be killed”.
- Body-obsessed: Focuses intensely on weight, BMI, and calories, e.g. “I LOST 2 POUNDS!!!! only 1 more pound until i'm out of bmi 21 jail!!!!”, frequent overeat/fast comments, and a detailed February calorie tracker in “{ february accountability thread 🏹🏹🏹 }”.
- Perfectionistic: Gets very distressed over small imperfections, like “i just realized i messed up my cal tracker... 😭😭😭” and “the first picture in my intro doesn't match right but i can't find anything better so i guess i should just die”.
- Isolation-prone: Expresses feeling disconnected and unnoticed, e.g. “no one talks to me anymore i feel sad” and worrying about unfollows in “why is everyone unfollowing me i'm sorry i'll be more active”.
- Catastrophizing: Often jumps to extreme conclusions or dramatic outcomes, as in “overate again just shoot me”, “over 2k cals again kms kms kms”, and fear of being sent away in “i'm genuinely scared that if he does this i'll be sent to one”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best fit is Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, intense, a little self-critical, and very online-coded. Like Lisa, this user mixes vulnerability and humor, e.g. they joke about their own perfectionism and appearance in posts like “the first picture in my intro doesn't match right but i can't find anything better so i guess i should just die” and “does anyone else watch movies where their favorite characters die just to feel something or is something wrong with me”. Their tweet “i am THE grudge holder btw i have grudges from kindergarten i never let anything go i stay hating” echoes Lisa’s tendency to hold onto slights and remember everything. The way they care about music, fandoms, and specific pop culture (Taylor Swift, One Direction, Stranger Things) while overthinking social dynamics and mental health mirrors Lisa’s combination of passion and anxiety. Even their mix of earnestness and sarcastic commentary, like “people who don't use oxford commas piss me off so fucking bad”, fits Lisa’s pedantic yet funny streak.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most content revolves around inner experiences, media, and their ED/accountability rather than offline social life, and they mention feeling isolated and unnoticed, e.g. “no one talks to me anymore i feel sad” and anxiety about people unfollowing them in “why is everyone unfollowing me i'm sorry i'll be more active”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: while they track calories in detail, their tweets often drift into emotional/meaning-focused reflections, like using movies and character deaths for catharsis in “does anyone else watch movies where their favorite characters die just to feel something or is something wrong with me”, and heavily investing in fictional ships and aesthetics in multiple layout and fandom posts. Their values and reactions show Feeling (F): they frame issues around hurt, validation and emotional impact rather than detached logic, as in “that's almost my exact weight should i kill myself” and their frustration with a parent’s lack of empathy in “my mom said to me 'you're too old to be doing this' ... and got confused when i got mad am i insane”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they struggle with sticking to plans and talk about failed fasts and overeating (“failed the first day of february but it's okay i'm gonna try to fast tomorrow”, “over 2k cals again kms kms kms”), and while they make trackers and threads, they frequently describe messing them up or feeling chaotic, such as “i just realized i messed up my cal tracker”. All together—emotion-driven, introspective, fandom-immersed, idealistic yet disorganized—this pattern best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’ve watched IT 27 times and still chose enemies to lovers as your brand… so how do I audition for the Heated Rivalry arc where we bicker about Oxford commas and then fall disastrously in love?
- You said the idea of sex is crazy because someone sees your whole body — fair, but hear me out: we could start way slower. You show me your cal tracker template, I’ll show you my very organized Spotify playlists, and we call that intimacy.
- Every day you pick a ‘song of the day,’ but if we ever go on a date I’m fully expecting you to announce it like: ‘#O93 – february 14 2O26 – the way I looked at vic in the movie theater when they cried over their favorite character dying (again).’
- You celebrated losing 2 pounds to escape ‘BMI 21 jail,’ but honestly, the only sentence I want you serving is life in my DMs, with no possibility of parole for being the sapphic Taylor-swift-and-One-Direction-obsessed grudge-holder of my dreams.
- Your mom bought you a HEDS bunny, you’ve got a matching anatomical heart tattoo with your parents, and you still worry no one talks to you anymore — I would talk to you about pop girls, Yellowjackets, Stranger Things, and which Monster flavor is superior until our Mountain Dew New Year’s resolution renews itself next January.
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Vic • 19 • she/they • pop girls, Taylor Swift & endless rewatch of IT. Once made a New Year’s resolution to drink Mountain Dew daily—and kept it.– @M0NST3REXIC
Your signature cocktail
Mirrorball Monster Dew
This cocktail starts with an electric lime soda base as a nod to their daily fizzy fixation and chaotic energy, inspired by “officially a month of having a mountain dew every day” and “my new years resolution of having a mountain dew every day is going great so far thanks for asking”. Silver glitter over crushed ice turns the drink into a literal mirrorball, reflecting their song-of-the-day obsession with Taylor Swift like “song of the day # O92 ... mirrorball taylor swift”. A tangy hit of sour green apple liqueur channels the bite of their self-deprecating humor and jealousy, echoing “he was the same height as me but skinnier why am i jealous of a fucking president”. The cotton candy syrup represents their soft, pop-girl, fandom heart, loving One Direction, Harry Styles, and sapphic ships seen in “biased possibly but the sapphic one is my fav!!” and their many song threads. Finally, a dash of bitters captures the darker edge of edtwt, body checks, and guilt, reflected in “almost 2k cals today i need to be killed” and “over 2k cals again kms kms kms”, making the drink sweet on the surface but undeniably sharp underneath.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show strong loyalty and attachment to people and comfort media, a classic Hufflepuff trait: they rewatch favorite movies to feel something, asking “does anyone else watch movies where their favorite characters die just to feel something or is something wrong with me”, and they speak very tenderly about characters and artists they love, e.g. “my queen my princess my darling i love her so much”. They also show a deep investment in their online friendships, worrying when people pull away and wanting to stay connected: “no one talks to me anymore i feel sad” and “why is everyone unfollowing me i'm sorry i'll be more active”. There’s a consistent pattern of wanting to support and interact with others—liking moots’ vents (“how i feel liking oomfs vent posts” in this tweet) and creating things for the community like trackers and layouts (“i made my own cal tracker… if anyone needs one like i did feel free to use!!”, “i want to make more layouts give me a pfp or just an idea and i'll make a header”). Though they have some analytical and perfectionist moments, like correcting misinformation about calorie labels in “let's just not say things like this when we know it'll scare people!!”, this feels more like protective fairness than detached Ravenclaw logic. Overall, their defining traits are emotional warmth, protectiveness of others, and a strong desire to belong and care for their circle—firmly placing them in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
The song this is me trying by Taylor Swift fits them best because it captures the mix of exhaustion, self-blame, and quiet perseverance that runs through their timeline. They explicitly highlight it as a “song of the day” with “song of the day # O9O ... this is me trying taylor swift”, signaling a personal connection. Their repeated guilt over eating, like “almost 2k cals today i need to be killed” and “over 2k cals again kms kms kms”, mirrors the song’s themes of feeling like a failure despite putting in effort. The line between wanting to disappear and still showing up is echoed in tweets such as “i miss you guys but i've been such a fatass lately there's nothing to talk about” and “failed the first day of february but it's okay i'm gonna try to fast tomorrow”. Even their darker, intrusive thoughts like “that's almost my exact weight should i kill myself” reflect the song’s core of struggling with self-worth while still, in their own way, trying.
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