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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, high-achieving, a little existential, and deeply invested in their niche interests. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or causes, they hyperfixate on media and typology, e.g. their long typo rant and invite for discussion: “any other typology freaks with knowledge in esp socionics enneagram and py up for discussing phil's placements with me??”. They’re academically strong and proud of it, mirroring Lisa’s overachiever streak: “guess who just got 100 on their political science final exam (my midterm was 94) when the class average is 63”. There’s also a hopeful, idealistic moral core under the shitposting; when asked a heavy philosophical question, they answer with surprisingly earnest optimism: “call me naive but i still have hopes for humanity and things can change” and “yes definitely. also everybody get nicer and more understanding now please”. Finally, like Lisa, they oscillate between feeling overlooked and craving connection, joking about perception and attention while still sending “good vibes” to oomfs and reassuring shy anons: “im always open for a yap if we have things in common sending good vibes to you^^”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They self-identify as an INFP in their bio ("infp iei"), and their tweets strongly match that: intense inner fantasy/hyperfixation life, emotional language, and comfort with being online while still feeling shy and over‑perceived. For I vs E, they enjoy interaction but are easily overwhelmed by attention, as shown when they say being seen by many people makes them want to quit social media: “ive been percieved by 10k people and i think im about to quit social media”, and they reassure a shy anon that DMs scare them too: “dms scare me too but i dont bite i promise”, suggesting an introverted but friendly style. For N vs S, they clearly prefer abstract fandom/meta, typology theory, and hypotheticals—e.g., long musings about MBTI, socionics and Enneagram: “do you ever see someone misinformed on your hyperfixation and you get too excited to correct them… they were clearly using 16p and letter typing which is inaccurate…” and wanting to live in the Bungo Stray Dogs universe and have an ability: “my answer has always been the same… def bungo stray dogs… i want an ability so bad”. For T vs F, they center feelings, relationships, and values over detached logic, using high emotional intensity and care for others: “sending all oomfs love and good vibes” and “call me naive but i still have hopes for humanity and things can change”, while also worrying about people finding things problematic and empathizing with Phil’s anxiety: “this phod section was another proof that im phil… thinking 'what if people find what i said problematic' and getting anxious oh phil i get you so well”. For J vs P, they show bursts of planning (tracking upload schedules, exams) but overall a spontaneous, flexible, slightly chaotic vibe—joking about spiraling on main: “life so interesting i'm so close to vent on main for a little bit attention just ignore if i spiral and post random shit” and struggling to commit to writing ideas: “i have multiple phanfic au ideas and i want to write every single one of them i cant start writing ever”—which fits the open‑ended, idea‑rich but non‑structured style of a Perceiver. Taken together with the explicit INFP label in their bio and the emotional, imaginative, and value‑driven tone of their tweets, INFP is the best fit.

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18 • they/he • political science ace with a 100% exam flex. Part-time typology nerd, full-time DnP enjoyer. Once went ‘viral’ and nearly logged off.– @m0rtisangel

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Black vodka gives it that dramatic, slightly goth base for the 'lifeless formless blob' vibe in their bio and their love of darker aesthetics like “this man is not real”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, sweet, slightly odd note for the tender way they talk to oomfs and anons, like “im always open for a yap if we have things in common sending good vibes to you^^”. An espresso shot represents their intense, hyperfocused brain on fandom and typology, from “any other typology freaks with knowledge… im deep in dnp + typo hyperfixation rn” to “for the last 12 episodes i've been saying this was the best episode so far, how can they keep outdoing themselves”. Tonic water with edible glitter captures their chaotic, sparkling stan energy when they’re screaming about Dan and Phil like “IM SHAKING” and “1 million followers, thanks to every oomf who's been with me since day one. 🖤”. The charcoal-sugar rim is for the mix of dark humour and sweetness in things like “i am NOT responding to any allegations as i am 100% innocent, you people are just haters #cancelphang2026” and their constant joking threats over sister daniel in “do you want me to kms? cuz you're not leaving me any other choice”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with analytical, theory-building thinking and niche typology discussion, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw. They dive into MBTI/cognitive functions and Enneagram with clear disdain for shallow takes, e.g. correcting letter-typing and linking to a long-form argument: “do you ever see someone misinformed on your hyperfixation… saw someone calling phil an infp and couldn't correct them cuz they were clearly using 16p and letter typing which is inaccurate” and “i wrote a really messy argument on pdb… if you're deep into typo or just have basic knowledge of mbti (cognitive functions we don't letter type here soz)”. They actively solicit deep discussions about complex systems for fun, not clout, like “any other typology freaks with knowledge in esp socionics enneagram and py up for discussing phil's placements with me?? i have controversial opinions”. Their love of intricate fictional worlds and meta (e.g. wanting to live in Bungo Stray Dogs specifically for the ability system: “def bungo stray dogs (but manga cuz they did the anime so wrong) i want an ability so bad also”) further signals a mind that values imaginative worldbuilding and conceptual play. Even their jokes show self-aware, cerebral humor, such as the fake milestone tweet “1 million followers, thanks to every oomf who's been with me since day one. your favorite internet angel”, which leans more into wit than into raw ambition, fitting Ravenclaw more than Slytherin. While they are kind and loyal to oomfs, their dominant traits are curiosity, niche expertise, and a strong drive to systematize and understand—classic Ravenclaw hallmarks.

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A song that fits them best is “teen idle” by MARINA, because it captures the mix of self-aware melodrama, online hyperfixation, and dark but playful humor they show on their account. They describe themself as a “lifeless formless blob ☆” and lean into typology and introspection in tweets like “any other typology freaks with knowledge in esp socionics enneagram and py up for discussing phil's placements with me??”, which echoes the song’s reflective, identity-focused tone. Their timeline swings between joking about spiraling and attention like “life so interesting i'm so close to vent on main for a little bit attention just ignore if i spiral and post random shit” and celebrating big wins such as “guess who just got 100 on their political science final exam (my midterm was 94)”, matching the song’s emotional highs and lows. They also lean heavily into fandom, aesthetics, and a bit of performative angst—e.g., “i am NOT responding to any allegations as i am 100% innocent, you people are just haters #cancelphang2026”—which fits the song’s theatrical, self-mythologizing vibe. Overall, teen idle reflects their mix of dramatic humor, online identity, and introspective softness beneath the irony.

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