Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, love, and joy, e.g. “exausta da faculdade ao ponto de chorar de exaustão vsf to só pelo fim desse semestre fudido” and “quatro anos com meu amado hoje 🥰”.
- Dedicated teacher: Shows pride and commitment to teaching, as in “eu amo ser prooooooooof” and “pra fechar o dia com chave de ouro ouvi que nasci pra ser professora”.
- Hardworking student: Repeatedly mentions heavy academic workload and pushing through, like “última atividade do semestre finalizada, amém 🙏🏽” and “tô num nível de estresse que não quero ver ngm na minha frente”.
- Loving partner: Frequently expresses affection and desire to be close to her boyfriend, e.g. “não sei mais ficar longe do nicolas por >um dia< quero casar logo 😭” and “queria estar dormindo agarradinha nele”.
- Language-conscious: Values proper writing and linguistic care, as seen in “REVISEM O PORTUGUÊS!!!!! escrita adequada a norma padrão traz credibilidade” and her letras ufsm bio.
Weaknesses:
- High reactivity: Responds intensely to stress and annoyances, e.g. “ai vai tomar no cu eu vou enfiar essas latas no cu desse bosta queria NÃO TER VIZINHOS” and “vai se fuder universidade”.
- Chronic overwhelm: Often feels exhausted and overburdened by university and life, such as “completamente desanimada com a faculdade essa semana” and “semestre fudido”.
- Social exhaustion: Frequently expresses low tolerance for interaction, e.g. “um dia de férias e eu já não aguento mais interagir” and “tô num nível de estresse que não quero ver ngm na minha frente”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses harsh language about herself and her situation, like “foram muito bons estes dias na terra mas acho que meu ser está se desfazendo em bosta” and “me sentindo um cocô por usar IA tantas vezes”.
- Familial frustration: Displays strong resentment toward family interactions, e.g. “deus me dê mt dinheiro p eu não precisar ter contanto com NENHUM familiar nunca mais na minha vida pq haja paciência” and “quem achou uma boa ideia permitir que dois descontrolados emocional e financeiramente casassem e tivessem dois filhos”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: both are studious, idealistic, and often overwhelmed by how exhausting school and people can be. Like Lisa, this user clearly cares about academics and language, studying letters at UFSM and even ranting about correct Portuguese usage in posts like “gente pfvr antes de criarem perfil no insta , lojinha, fazer post/publi, etc., REVISEM O PORTUGUÊS!!!!! escrita adequada a norma padrão traz credibilidade, pelamoooorrrr 🙏🏽”. She alternates between loving teaching and being completely drained by it, just like Lisa’s push-pull with school and responsibility, as seen in “eu amo ser prooooooooof” and “exausta da faculdade ao ponto de chorar de exaustão vsf to só pelo fim desse semestre fudido”. There’s also Lisa’s social fatigue and sensitivity: this user complains about interacting with people and wanting isolation in tweets like “um dia de férias e eu já não aguento mais interagir” and “queria morar no meio do mato sem vizinho nenhum”. At the same time, she is deeply affectionate and romantic, echoing Lisa’s intense emotional side, shown in posts like “não sei mais ficar longe do nicolas por >um dia< quero casar logo 😭”. This mix of intellect, emotional intensity, social frustration, and idealism aligns her most closely with Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean clearly toward Introversion: they often mention exhaustion from interaction and a strong desire to withdraw, e.g. “um dia de férias e eu já não aguento mais interagir” and the recurring wish to live isolated in nature like “queria morar no meio do mato longe do restante da humanidade”. Their focus on inner states, meaning, and symbolism over pure concrete facts points to Intuition: tweets like “foram muito bons estes dias na terra mas acho que meu ser está se desfazendo em bosta e voltando ao seu estado espiritual” and references to fictional worlds and patterns in relationships show an abstract, metaphorical lens. The tone is strongly Feeling: they prioritize emotions, relationships and values, as seen in “como é bom ver nossas amigas felizes meu deus a vida faz sentido” and the repeated affection for their partner in tweets like “não sei mais ficar longe do nicolas por >um dia< quero casar logo 😭”. Their life as a teacher-in-training is structured and goal-oriented, and they frequently stress planning, deadlines, and desire for academic closure, e.g. “planejamento pra fazer, textos pra corrigir, artigo pra escrever e textos pra ler 🥲” and “última atividade do semestre finalizada, amém 🙏🏽”, all consistent with Judging. Even when overwhelmed, they celebrate small planned victories such as “comemorando as pequenas vitórias: saí da orientação sem precisar fazer NENHUMA alteração no planejamento”, reinforcing an organized, structured orientation characteristic of INFJs.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your writing personalities are ‘july: hot couple / you: suffering man’ — if you ever want to balance that out, I volunteer to co-write the “hot couple” part with you and leave the suffering to the side characters.
- As a Letras/UFSM prof-in-the-making who begged people to revise their Portuguese before posting, I feel obligated to confess: the only grammatical error I see is me not being next to you in every first-person plural sentence.
- You want to live in the middle of the woods away from humanity, but you also don’t like sleeping alone after a weekend hugging that ‘delicious biceps’… so how about an eco-friendly arrangement: cabin in the woods, zero neighbors, one (1) certified cuddle provider?
- You said clonazepam “takes the whirlwind out of your mind with its hand” — plot twist: I could do the same, but with coffee, a blanket, and a binge-reading session of Ali Hazelwood and Fourth Wing by your side.
- You complained that UFSM wants you to ‘live for it this 6th semester’; I’m just saying, if you ever want to rebel and live for something else, I’m fully prepared to be that ‘something else’—inclusive of sushi, PIBID gossip, and dramatic rants about Nubank.
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Literature student & teacher-in-training at UFSM. Survives reports with coffee, clonazepam & fantasy books. Once almost cried over a bus delay.– @M1L3N4MOON
Your signature cocktail
Trancada no Quarto Fizz
This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who screams “vai se fuder universidade” one day and proudly declares “eu amo ser prooooooooof” the next. The cachaça infused with wild herbs channels her longing to “morar no meio do mato longe do restante da humanidade”, earthy and slightly chaotic. Chimarrão cold brew keeps the academic warrior awake through PIBID madness and endless reports, echoing “semana da loucura, socorro!” and the stress of “tô num nível de estresse que não quero ver ngm na minha frente”. Passion fruit brings the sweet, clingy romance of “não sei mais ficar longe do nicolas por >um dia< quero casar logo 😭” and “quatro anos com meu amado hoje 🥰”. The dash of saline is the literal taste of tears from “exausta da faculdade ao ponto de chorar de exaustão vsf”, balancing the sweetness with realism. Finally, ginger beer adds a spicy, bubbly kick worthy of someone que vive entre “triste acabada xoxa capenga anêmica” and a loud, unfiltered “ai vai tomar no cu eu vou enfiar essas latas no cu desse bosta queria NÃO TER VIZINHOS”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Milena consistently shows strong loyalty and appreciation for relationships, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She’s intensely devoted to her boyfriend, saying things like “não sei mais ficar longe do nicolas por >um dia< quero casar logo 😭” and celebrating their love in posts like “quatro anos com meu amado hoje 🥰”. She also clearly loves her work as a teacher and values hard work and dedication: “eu amo ser prooooooooof” and “eu amo o pibid por proporcionar um espaço pra explorar todas as minhas ideias malucas! como é bom viver essa experiência ao lado de pessoas que abraçam todas as propostas 🫶🏼🥹”. Even when exhausted and stressed, she pushes through academically and professionally, as seen in “exausta da faculdade ao ponto de chorar de exaustão vsf to só pelo fim desse semestre fudido” and the relief of “última atividade do semestre finalizada, amém 🙏🏽”. She frequently celebrates others’ happiness—“como é bom ver nossas amigas felizes meu deus a vida faz sentido”—and small collective victories, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on community and quiet perseverance more than the ambition of Slytherin, the showy bravery of Gryffindor, or the intellectual identity-focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is “Happier Than Ever” because it balances emotional exhaustion, anger, and dark humor in a way that mirrors their tweets. They swing between burnout and wanting to escape everything, like when they say “tô num nível de estresse que não quero ver ngm na minha frente” and “completamente desanimada com a faculdade essa semana”, which echoes the song’s build from quiet hurt to explosive frustration. Their tendency to dramatize suffering with irony, as in “exausta da faculdade ao ponto de chorar de exaustão vsf to só pelo fim desse semestre fudido” and “vai se fuder universidade”, also matches the cathartic release in the track’s second half. Even their joking aggression toward Billie herself in “billie eilish morra puta” feels like the kind of dramatic, love–hate intensity that the song embodies. Underneath all the sarcasm, though, they clearly care deeply about love and their future, shown in “não sei mais ficar longe do nicolas por >um dia< quero casar logo 😭”, which aligns with the vulnerable core hidden beneath the song’s anger.
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