Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about boredom, loneliness, and hurt, like “everything is so boring” and “i think i’m tired of existing”.
- Independent minded: States clear boundaries and standards, e.g. “non romantic man can do NOTHING for me” and “will never be going out of my way for a man again ^_^”.
- Passionate gamer: Regularly posts about DBD, League, Valorant, WoW, Bloodborne, and ZZZ, like “bloodborne on pc could fix me” and “miss my wow bf”.
- Supportive friend: Shows affection and celebration for others, such as “Happy birthday my love!!! Enjoy your day 🥺💓💗💞💘💖 @wantingkiss” and “I love talking 2 kya”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating and chaotic humor to cope, like “I’m boring and insane do not talk to me, I am insane!!!!!” and “My issues is I’m shameless, I really do whatever I want”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh misanthropy: Frequently expresses intense negativity toward people, e.g. “so over people” and “kill everyone”.
- Self-destructive talk: Often uses language about wanting harm or death, like “i need to die immediately!”, “want to d!e”, and “i need to be shot”.
- Romantic cynicism: Shows deep distrust and bitterness in relationships, e.g. “liking someone feels a little pathetic” and “i’m so perfect i got cheated on!!”.
- Anger issues: Reacts strongly when hurt or disrespected, like “when i’m no longer friends with someone they need to die” and “fuck off fuck off fuck off”.
- Low self-worth: Uses language that devalues herself, such as “useless” and “feeling like I ruin everything”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s emotionally intense, self-aware, and often disappointed in people, much like this user’s mix of cynicism and vulnerability. This account regularly calls out men and online behavior with sharp judgment, similar to Lisa’s moral criticism of others, as in “these men really do just want the internet women they bash on constantly lmao” and “people who think they can just be hateful as hell online and it’s okay because it’s not how they are ‘irl’ BYE GET AWAY FROM ME”. At the same time, there’s a strong romantic and idealistic streak—wanting deep connection and being hurt when it goes wrong—echoed by Lisa’s lifelong battle between hope and disillusionment, like in “one day, i will stop falling in love with you” and “liking someone feels a little pathetic”. The user is also introspective and depressive in tone, much like Lisa’s existential moods, as seen in “i think i’m tired of existing” and “everything is so disappointing”. Their interest in games, music, and niche media parallels Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into her passions, and the mix of softness and anger—“love those who love u” versus “kill everyone”—matches Lisa’s combination of sensitivity and righteous rage.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more Introverted than Extraverted: although they do go out (“Halloween party (i’m drunk)”, “going to starbies 😋”), most posts center on internal states and quiet coping like “sitting in silence is my fav past time activity” and “I do not tweet,, I have nothing to say.. .”, which suggests someone who recharges alone. Their focus is strongly Intuitive rather than Sensing: they often speak in emotional/poetic abstractions like “one day, i will stop falling in love with you”, “we were too close to the sun”, and “simply accepting things is the hardest part” instead of concrete, sensory detail. They clearly lead with Feeling over Thinking, making value‑laden, emotional judgments such as “non romantic man can do NOTHING for me”, “need more women friends i’m tired of men”, and “be kind to yourself, forgive yourself”, and reacting strongly when hurt (“i’m so perfect i got cheated on!!”). On the J–P axis they look more Perceiving: their life is portrayed as messy, reactive, and spontaneous, from gaming/grinding posts like “grinding val again just to feel something” to impulsive emotional swings like “My issues is I’m shameless, I really do whatever I want” and “will never be going out of my way for a man again ^_^”. Overall, the combination of introspective solitude, poetic/idealistic language, emotionally charged judgments about love and people, and a somewhat chaotic, non‑structured lifestyle points most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said a “non romantic man can do NOTHING” for you — lucky for us I’m not trying to be a man, I’m trying to be your duo queue, emotional support, and designated gojo cosplayer all in one.
- You’re rolling to hard pity for Ahri skins and losing 50/50s, meanwhile I’m over here ready to hard commit and skip my reroll if it means I get a chance at you in every universe you tweeted about.
- You miss your old Val duo, your WoW bf, and you’re grinding games “just to feel something”… how about we queue DBD/League/ZZZ and I’ll prove that having a crush doesn’t have to be as embarrassing as you said on 2023-12-07.
- You keep tweeting that you “need to die immediately” and that everything is “so disappointing,” but you also said loud music and a long drive fixes things — let me be the one driving while you DJ Laufey and Uzi and pretend the rest of the world doesn’t exist.
- You wish Gojo and Toji were real, love Shadowheart and Bloodborne, and call yourself an evil woman… I’m just trying to be the morally questionable love interest in your route who actually treats you better than the men that cheated on you on 2024-11-08.
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Florida gamer girl surviving on League, DBD & ZZZ queues. Once hard-pitied for a skin and still queued ranked after getting cheated on. Opinions are my own.– @m1lktia
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Tia’s timeline is steeped in self‑preservation, guardedness, and a sharp, almost weaponized emotional stance, which are classic Slytherin traits. She draws hard boundaries and centers her own value, as in “non romantic man can do NOTHING for me” and “will never be going out of my way for a man again ^_^”, showing a strategic refusal to invest where it doesn’t benefit her. Her darkly humorous hostility — “when i’m no longer friends with someone they need to die” and “kill everyone” — fits Slytherin’s intense, all‑or‑nothing emotional expression more than Hufflepuff patience or Gryffindor idealism. She’s also drawn to powerful, morally gray fictional figures like Gojo and Toji, as seen in “i wish gojo was real 💔” and “need toji so bad 💔💔💔”, which aligns with Slytherin’s admiration of strength and edge. Even in gaming and online spaces, she resists being disrespected and insists on fighting back, like in “one thing i’m gone do is fight back i’m not staying quiet for no body”, highlighting a survival‑oriented, confrontational streak. While she clearly has feelings and attachments, her overarching vibe is defensive, calculating about where she gives energy, and comfortable with a bit of menace — all very Slytherin-coded.
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Your song
I Bet on Losing Dogs - Mitski
The song I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski fits tia’s mix of cynicism, self-blame, and still secretly caring too much. She constantly hints at choosing people who hurt or disappoint her, like when she says “i’m so perfect i got cheated on!!” and “everything is so disappointing”, echoing Mitski’s theme of knowingly backing the losing side in love. Her tweets about wanting to give up or disappear, such as “i think i’m tired of existing” and “want to d!e”, mirror the song’s quiet, defeated melancholy. Even her harsher, defensive posts like “will never be going out of my way for a man again ^_^” and “non romantic man can do NOTHING for me” feel like armor over someone who still deeply craves romance. That combination of bitterness, self-awareness, and lingering hope for connection is exactly the emotional core of this song.
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