M33TY0URM4K3R
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: They publicly honor and protect close relationships — '//my girlfriend stopped me from killing myself, i love her so much' shows fierce devotion and gratitude.
- Perseverant: They practice and learn from failures: 'i took 4 attempts to get a feel about the attacks' and eventually succeed, demonstrating persistence.
- Nostalgic: 'i’m just going back and reading the posts i used to send... im fucking crying' shows strong attachment to past community moments and memories.
- Playful: Crude, absurd tweets like 'i took a dump...' and 'spits on your face as you scroll past' reveal a playful, attention-grabbing sense of humor.
- Community-minded: They repeatedly interact with and reference others' content (many quoted tweets and replies), signaling someone who thrives in fandom communities.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Sudden, raw posts like 'somebody logged into my fucking account what the fuck' and frank bathroom tales show a tendency to overshare without filters.
- Self-doubt: 'still wonder if anyone misses me but no point in asking' reveals recurring insecurity about social value and belonging.
- Crude Humor: Frequent gross or edgy jokes ('i took a dump...') might alienate people who prefer cleaner or less abrasive comedy.
- Patchy activity: They admit 'i haven’t posted in nearly a month', indicating inconsistent presence that can frustrate community members used to regular updates.
- Account security blindspot: Login drama ('He realized I have his login') plus 'somebody logged into my fucking account' suggests a lack of careful online-security practice or chaotic handling of credentials.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best match: mischievous, loud, and loyal to his tight circle while frequently provoking chaos. weegee’s crude, prank-like tweets ('spits on your face as you scroll past', 'i took a dump...') mirror Bart’s impulse to shock and get laughs, and their stubborn, try-until-it’s-done gaming streak resembles Bart’s never-quit, rebellious energy when he wants something. Both favor in-group jokes, mischief, and a rough-but-loving approach to friends.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted feeling types fit best: they post deeply personal lines like 'still wonder if anyone misses me' and 'i’m just going back and reading the posts i used to send... im fucking crying', which signals inward emotional depth (Fi). Introversion is suggested by 'i haven’t posted in nearly a month how are you guys' — they retreat but care about a small circle. Their intuitive, imaginative streak is clear in heavy lore play and hypothetical jokes ('have you ever noticed we never see gaster and lebron james in the same room?'), showing Ni/Ne flavor, and perceiving flexibility appears in their spontaneous, sometimes chaotic posting style and willingness to follow threads and attempts in games ('from my first ever attempt... 5 attempts'). Overall, the mix of emotional authenticity, lore-driven creativity and flexible, low-structure posting best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a boss fight? Because I’ll practice a thousand tries just to learn your patterns and win your heart.
- If you were a save file, I’d never overwrite you — I already read your old posts and cried, and that’s my favorite memory.
- Call me Weegee’s Switch soul — I’ll slot right into your hands and never turn off when you need me.
- You must be a rare fangame, because I’d spend all night grinding for you and still say it was worth it.
- I’ll be your inventory: I’ll hold all your best things and never let you use 'random bullshit' when we need the good stuff.
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weegee • chaotic fandom gamer & lore nerd | Deltarune/Undertale obsessed • memer, hugger, and terrible bathroom storyteller | saved by my girlfriend • taken • don’t steal my login– @M33TY0URM4K3R
Your signature cocktail
Weegee’s Chaos Mixer
This neon, buzzy cocktail mirrors their personality: bright, chaotic and built to keep you up learning patterns and memeing with friends. Blue curaçao reflects the Undertale/Deltarune aesthetic, energy drink nods to late-night farming ('i’m tired' but still grinding), and edible glitter matches the flashy fandom creativity seen across their quoted posts.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits because they demonstrate loyalty, persistence and a deep care for friends. They openly thank and cling to their partner: '//my girlfriend stopped me from killing myself, i love her so much', which is the kind of steady devotion Hufflepuffs show. Their willingness to grind through boss fights ('i took 4 attempts to get a feel about the attacks') shows patience and hard work rather than flashy glory. They also value community connections and nostalgia over ambition for status, preferring fan groups and inside jokes to broad attention.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
The lonely, reflective tone of 'I walk a lonely road...' fits tweets like 'still wonder if anyone misses me' and revisiting old posts that make them cry. The song’s mix of melancholy and defiant forward motion mirrors their nostalgic sadness and stubborn persistence in gaming and community life.
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