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The user shares Lisa’s profound sense of alienation, intelligence, and struggle with deep-seated insecurities regarding self-worth and body image. Much like Lisa, who often feels like an outcast for her convictions, the user expresses a “wish I was normal” while navigating intense emotions and a “mind that is already the worst of the worst”. They reflect Lisa’s high standards and internal pressure, admitting to feeling as if they “do not deserve sexual pleasure because of how ugly and disgusting” they feel. Additionally, the user's political consciousness, seen when they critique how people “love supporting 'mental illness' as long as it fits ur comfort zone,” mirrors Lisa’s sharp, often lonely advocacy for social justice and mental health awareness.

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Angel exhibits strong Introversion (I) through their deep-seated social anxiety and preference for solitary drug use, noting they “want to go to my city’s 8M parade but im scared of going alone”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in how they relate their struggles to symbolism and media, such as connecting their experience to the manga My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness. They are a clear Feeling (F) type, driven by intense emotions, guilt, and a desire for empathy, often “crying or needing to hold my tears” when looking in the mirror. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is reflected in a lack of rigid structure and a struggle with impulsive behaviors, describing themselves as “weird and so fucking obsessive” while navigating a chaotic binge-restrict cycle.

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25 | Living life at my own pace. Once accidentally binged a bowl of plain spinach—ask me about my questionable culinary skills. Sharing the journey and staying real.– @M3RMNG3L

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This drink captures the 'venting acc' energy of a 25-year-old navigating the highs and lows of recovery and relapse. The smoky mezcal represents the intensity of their “mental illness related books” and past struggles, while the bittersweet tonic echoes the cycle of “bingeing is a curse” followed by the relief of being “finally in the normal category”. The blue curaçao gives it a “merman angel” aesthetic, reflecting their love for 'core' aesthetics and self-expression. Finally, the salty rim nods to the constant fear and anxiety, like the time they felt “scared while fasting that i did eat something”, making it a complex, experimental cocktail for an adult who is “stronger than this”.

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Angel displays a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, often viewing situations through a lens of personal gain or cost, such as when they pondered if it would be “insane for voluntarily getting [norovirus] just to lose weight ??”. They prioritize their own psychological safety and boundaries, frequently insisting that others “put your age in bio!” and stating, “if u dont have ur age in ur profile im not following back sorry” to curate their environment. Their ambition is directed toward strict self-control and body transformation, evidenced by their celebration of tactical successes like “saving so much money since i stopped bingeing”. Furthermore, their honesty about using substances like ketamine or opioids to cope highlights a pragmatic, albeit self-destructive, resourcefulness in managing their internal state.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's deep-seated struggle with body image and the constant feeling of inadequacy despite their efforts. The lyrics discuss the pain of comparing oneself to others, which resonates with tweets like “it’s so triggering being in public... having next to me a skinny person eating high cal food” and their extreme distress over body reflection, as they mention “i can't look at myself not even in the window's reflection”. The song’s focus on the cyclical nature of self-hatred and disordered eating is echoed in their admission that “everytime i look in the mirror i either cry or need to hold my tears”. Ultimately, Prom Queen captures the heartbreaking reality of living with a mindset where “my mind is already the worst of the worst and the meaner of the meaner”.

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