Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses self-deprecating and absurd jokes like “o dono dessa conta foi encontrado sem vida no interior da paraíba com quatro balas alojadas em seu peito” and running gags such as 'pra quem nao sabe eu sou assim' with photos.
- Loyal friend: Frequently sends warm shout-outs to friends and mutuals, e.g. “boa noite @sexy_sad1e que seja uma semana de muito progresso em sua vida irmaozinho querido” and similar good-night wishes to several accounts.
- Cultural passion: Shows deep interest in cinema and music, sharing lists like “criterion closet picks mr. m” and celebrating artists like David Lynch and Roberto Carlos with enthusiasm.
- Creative visualist: Posts drawings, photos, and photoshop jokes, e.g. “acho que vou me aposentar do ramo de photoshop” and older mentions of being a semi-retired draftsman.
- Community-minded: Engages in site dynamics and trends, runs interactive prompts like “vou sortear um mutual pra pescar cmg”, and asks followers questions about games and movies.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical outlook: Bio 'the nightmare continues' and tweets like “rogo quase diariamente pelo fim da instituição universitária que atende pela sigla uece” show a strongly pessimistic tone.
- Self-defeating talk: Jokes about giving up on studies and skills, such as “vou abandonar o curso e viver de sinuca” and 'semi aposentado' from drawing and photoshop.
- Dark humor: Leans on death and misfortune jokes, for example “o dono dessa conta foi encontrado sem vida no interior da paraíba...” and other posts about bad luck and tragedy.
- Academic frustration: Shows strong resentment toward university life, complaining about classes and institutions in tweets like “'nao tem intervalo na faculdade'” and attacks on UECE.
- Escapist tendency: Often fantasizes about dropping responsibilities, such as living from pool instead of the course in “vou abandonar o curso e viver de sinuca” and joking about working only the bare minimum.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user blends self-deprecating humor, chaotic life energy, and unexpectedly specific art and music taste, which lines up closely with Homer Simpson. Like Homer joking about his own misfortune, he plays up his suffering with dramatic flair, as in “pensa num caba azarado” and the darkly comic “o dono dessa conta foi encontrado sem vida no interior da paraíba com quatro balas alojadas em seu peito”. He constantly oscillates between wanting to give up and impulsive new plans, e.g. “vou abandonar o curso e viver de sinuca” and “rogo quase diariamente pelo fim da instituição universitária que atende pela sigla uece”, similar to Homer’s restless schemes and frustration with work and institutions. At the same time, he has surprisingly refined and obsessive pop-culture tastes—Criterion films in “criterion closet picks mr. m”, carefully curated monthly bands in “jan: lebanon hanover fev: the kinks mar: john carpenter...”, and deep-cut horror and music links—mirroring Homer’s occasional, oddly specific passions (Hullabalooza, bowling, niche obsessions). His affection for friends and mutuals (“boa noite @sexy_sad1e que seja uma semana de muito progresso em sua vida irmaozinho querido”, “vou sortear um mutual pra pescar cmg”) also resembles Homer’s big-hearted but chaotic social life. Overall, he comes off as a world-weary, melodramatic, culturally obsessed everyman—with a lot of jokes, some darkness, and genuine warmth under the mess—very much in Homer’s spirit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: although they interact warmly with mutuals, most tweets are about solitary interests and inner life, like films, music, reading and personal frustrations, e.g. “vou abandonar o curso e viver de sinuca” and the self-deprecating bio “the nightmare continues,” rather than constant social plans or attention-seeking. Their interests and language are strongly iNtuitive: they reference art‑house cinema and directors (David Lynch, Jodorowsky), create playful abstract prompts like “10 personagens para me conhecer”, and joke conceptually about institutions and culture, as in “rogo quase diariamente pelo fim da instituição universitária que atende pela sigla uece”. They come across more Thinking than Feeling: the humor is dry, ironic and often dark or analytical rather than sentimental, like the deadpan bit “o dono dessa conta foi encontrado sem vida no interior da paraíba com quatro balas alojadas em seu peito” and the observational joke about nicknames in “apelidos de mulheres… apelidos de homens: defunto, rejunte, presunto”. Finally, they seem Perceiving: they present themselves as somewhat disorganized and go‑with‑the‑flow, joking about university, work and half‑abandoned crafts — e.g. “acho que vou me aposentar do ramo de photoshop” and “feito na pressa + to semi aposentado do oficio de desenhista faz uns anos” — and they follow spontaneous whims like music games and random polls rather than tightly planned routines. Put together, the introspective, abstract, analytical and improvisational style fits INTP more closely than neighboring types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘rogo quase diariamente pelo fim da instituição universitária que atende pela sigla uece’ — if you ever drop out, I volunteer to be the replacement institution: Universidade Estadual do Crush em mr. m.
- Your Criterion closet picks were insane (Freaks, Love Streams, Eastern Condors…): statistically speaking, if our tastes align that much in movies, there’s at least a 95% chance we’d look great sharing popcorn and trauma on a late‑night double feature.
- You keep tweeting ‘pra quem nao sabe eu sou assim’ with different photos — I’m starting to think the only reliable way to really know ‘how you are’ is to take you for Sprite, sinuca, and a horror double bill and do some field research.
- You said no south‑american human drinks more Sprite than you; as a responsible citizen, I think I should help you hydrate after all that soda — maybe with some water, some music, and me talking way too much about David Lynch turning 80.
- You turned your 42nd birthday into a whole timeline event and still made time to wish mutuals good night — a guy who loves Corinthians, horror movies, weird music, and actually cares about his friends? That’s not mr. m, that’s mr. right, and I’d like to subscribe to your nightmare-continues newsletter personally.
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42, film & horror nerd, Sprite sommelier, semi-retired Photoshop tinkerer. Once almost quit college to play pool full-time and still thinks about it.– @m4tttz
Your signature cocktail
Sprite Noir do mr. m
This drink starts with cachaça infused with lime peel, a nod to the Brazilian soul and slightly chaotic humor of lines like “nenhum ser humano em território sulamericano bebe mais sprite do que eu” and “pra quem nao sabe eu sou assim”. Chilled Sprite is mandatory, both as a literal ingredient and as an homage to that Sprite supremacy flex, giving the cocktail a deceptively playful and refreshing surface. Activated charcoal syrup turns the drink dark, echoing the morbid, deadpan humor of “o dono dessa conta foi encontrado sem vida no interior da paraíba com quatro balas alojadas em seu peito” and the bio “the nightmare continues”. A dash of Angostura bitters represents the academic and life frustrations behind tweets like “rogo quase diariamente pelo fim da instituição universitária que atende pela sigla uece” and “vou abandonar o curso e viver de sinuca”. Finally, the smoked salt rim evokes the gritty, chucro vibe of “naquele modelo chucro” and the age-flex confidence of “balões subindo 🎈🎈 hoje faço 42 anos”, giving it a seasoned, world-weary finish that still goes down like a boss, just like his recurring “like a fucking boss”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a deep, eclectic intellectual curiosity that aligns most closely with Ravenclaw. They frequently post about cinema in a way that suggests serious, thoughtful engagement, such as their personal "criterion closet" list in “criterion closet picks mr. m freaks (32) late spring (49) steel helmet (51) all that heaven allows (55) the incredible shrinking man (57) the cranes are flying (57) the sword of doom (66) walkabout (71) a sweet movie (74) love streams (84) eastern condors (87) happiness (98)” and their reflection on "Duna de Jodorowsky" in “as vezes eu me pego pensando naquilo... duna de jodorowsky...”. They also demonstrate a strong relationship with books and learning, even when it frustrates them, as in “quando vc quer ler um livro mas so existe uma única impressão de 48 anos atrás” and “achei um livro q queria ter no precinho e em bom estado :) comprei e ta todo sublinhado :(”, which shows persistence in the pursuit of knowledge and aesthetic standards. Their taste in music and film is wide-ranging and somewhat niche—sharing David Lynch, guided discovery playlists, and specific tracks like in “um cavaleiro marginal, banhado em ribeirão você não quer acreditar”—indicating a reflective, curatorial mindset rather than a purely social or status-driven one. The humor is often self-aware and slightly esoteric, as in “10 personagens para me conhecer”, which is a very Ravenclaw way of presenting identity through a carefully chosen set of cultural references. While there are flashes of loyalty and camaraderie in his nightly greetings to friends like “boa noite @sexy_sad1e que seja uma semana de muito progresso em sua vida irmaozinho querido”, the defining throughline is a wry, thoughtful, culture-obsessed personality best captured by Ravenclaw rather than the more heart-driven Hufflepuff or ambition-driven Slytherin.
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Your song
Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
A well‑known song that fits them is Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd, which they themselves highlighted in a tweet: “Lynyrd Skynyrd, Simple Man. PUTZ! #NowPlaying : )”. The track’s mix of melancholy, humility, and grounded life advice matches the blend of self‑deprecation and dark humor in their bio, “the nightmare continues,” and posts like “vou abandonar o curso e viver de sinuca”. The song’s theme of trying to live honestly and simply despite chaos mirrors their timeline of everyday complaints and jokes about university and work, such as “rogo quase diariamente pelo fim da instituição universitária que atende pela sigla uece” and “#desempregotwt #cltocaralho”. At the same time, Simple Man has a nostalgic, reflective tone that fits their frequent throwback and memory-based tweets like “morango 🍓 do amor ❤️ kk quem lembra? 💭” and their love for cult films and music. Overall, this song captures their mix of irony, weariness, and a kind of rough-edged sincerity that runs through the account.
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