m_merritt1765
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequent Chiefs and Mizzou tweets, e.g., prayer circle about trading Josh Allen to the Chiefs
- Humorous: Posts memes like "Me when Mark Zuckerberg invents legs"
- Community oriented: Runs polls and encourages voting, e.g., #ChiefsCelly for #BudLightCelly of the Week
- Loyal: Celebrates a 7‑year Twitterversary, showing long‑term engagement
- Interactive: Uses emojis, Twitch invites, and asks followers to watch streams
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Often vents about team performance with profanity, e.g., "The Chiefs offense hurts my soul"
- Profanity: Multiple tweets contain strong language like "Fuck Aaron Judge"
- Repetitive content: Posts duplicate poll tweets about #ChiefsCelly
- Scattered focus: Mixes topics from NFL, college football, Fortnite, and memes, lacking a clear theme
- Unconstructive criticism: Complaints without solutions, e.g., "Stop arm tackling Jesus Christ"
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the rebellious, profanity-laden, meme-obsessed kid who constantly challenges authority, just like @m_merritt1765. The user’s angry outbursts such as "This is the worst officiating I've ever seen. @NFL for the love of God please do something" and "RUN THE BALL MAHOMES" echo Bart's habit of shouting at the TV and demanding action. Their frequent profanity and "my homies" language, e.g., "Fuck Aaron Judge, all my homies hate Aaron Judge," match Bart's trademark irreverence. The user's love of video-games and Twitch streams – "FortniteChapter3" and "paradoxspace" – fits Bart's modern, gamer persona. Finally, the all-caps, meme-style posts like "CONnOr GiVeS uS tHe BeSt ChaNcE tO wIn" resemble Bart's over-the-top, prank-filled style.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
Their frequent, outward‑facing posts such as "Vote for the #ChiefsCelly for #BudLightCelly of the Week!" and "Can @ZGKC08 and I finally figure out how to get lives? Come to his Twitch channel…" show an extraverted, socially engaged style. They focus on concrete game details and immediate reactions, e.g., "Aaron Judge deserves nothing" and "The Chiefs offense hurts my soul," indicating a sensing preference. Their critiques are logical and performance‑oriented, as in "Stop trying to make CEH RB1 happen" and "Reid, please take playcalling back from Bieniemy," reflecting a thinking approach. Finally, they repeatedly demand decisive actions—"Please bench Bazelak," "Run the ball Mahomes," "Vote for the #ChiefsCelly"—which signals a judging orientation.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Chiefs playbook? Because every time I see you, I feel like Mahomes calling a perfect pass straight into my heart—#ChiefsKingdom style, #RallyTheValley!
- If we were in Fortnite, I'd drop right next to you, build a love fort, and do the 'Rally the Valley' dance while we claim the Victory Royale—then we can Giddy Up to the next round.
- You must be a Mizzou Tiger—'MIZ'—because you just roared into my feed and made my heart sprint like a 2‑yard dash on game day. #RaisedRoyal!
- Let's go live on Twitch together: I'll be the chat cheering every move, and you'll be the streamer who makes my heart go 'Giddy Up' in real time—#ChiefsKingdom vibes.
- I may not be Bazelak, but I promise no interceptions—just a perfect love pass that keeps our offense running smooth, like a Chiefs drive after a #RallyTheValley.
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Kansas City sports fan, Mizzou alum, gamer & Twitch streamer. Once tried to trade Josh Allen for a Chiefs jersey. Forever rooting for the Chiefs.– @m_merritt1765
Your signature cocktail
Rally the Valley Blitz
Rally the Valley Blitz captures Michael's high‑octane love for the Chiefs and Mizzou, mixing a Kansas City bourbon (a nod to his KC roots) with blackcurrant liqueur for the black of Mizzou, honey‑ginger syrup for the gold, a splash of Red Bull to fuel his gaming marathons, and a dash of hot sauce for his fiery rants. The cocktail’s bold, spicy kick mirrors his outspoken tweets like "Chiefs pls" and "Aaron Judge deserves nothing". Its layered flavors echo his layered fandom – "#ChiefsKingdom", "#MIZ", "#RallyTheValley", and his Twitch streams where he invites fans to watch his "Fortnite" struggles. The cinnamon stick garnish ("GiddyUp") and a tiny Chiefs flag toothpick pay homage to his bio’s "#RaisedRoyal #GiddyUp". As he says, "This is a fucking joke. Bazelak is playing like shit," the drink’s heat reminds you that his patience runs thin when his teams underperform.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user consistently shows strong loyalty to their teams, repeatedly posting "Chiefs pls" and "Mizzou pls do something good on offense" which reflects Hufflepuff's dedication and devotion. Their calls for fairness, such as "This is the worst officiating I've ever seen. @NFL for the love of God please do something", demonstrate a desire for equitable treatment. They also build community, as seen in "#ChiefsKingdom Let's go, follow train! đźš‚" and voting campaigns for the "#ChiefsCelly". These traits of loyalty, teamwork, and a sense of fairness align most closely with Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
Their constant battle cries like 'RUN THE BALL MAHOMES' and the desperate pleas 'Chiefs pls' show a fan who lives for the fight on the field. The frustration expressed in tweets such as 'This might be the worst football game I've ever watched' and 'The Chiefs offense hurts my soul' mirrors the song's theme of confronting adversity. Their angry calls to bench underperforming players – 'WHY THE FUCK IS BAZELAK STILL IN?' and 'Putting Bazelak back in is unfathomably stupid' – echo the relentless drive to overcome obstacles. At the same time, they cling to hope with pleas like 'Alright offense please do something good this drive' and 'Mizzou pls do something good on offense.' 'Eye of the Tiger' captures both the grueling struggle and the unyielding determination that defines their sports‑obsessed, meme‑filled online persona.
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