Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes like “cu bosta pinto cu” and “stella stela estela estella istela istella” to make light of everyday chaos.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about anxiety, joy, and frustration in tweets like “pensa num bixo ansioso” and “nossa que ODIO que da no coração quando isso acontece”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently talks about friends, parties, and campus life, such as “pra que role quando estão fazendo uma playlist top aqui na kit” and “i ❤️ época de inter com todes com o cabelo rosa”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own patterns and flaws, e.g. “quando eu cozinheiro... lembro que cozinho bem... mas é sempre uma mentira lavada e nunca mais vou cozinhar dnv” and “se eu tenho um grande defeito é”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for close ones, like joking about dependence on specific friends in “dependencia tabacal, so quero fumar tabaco c a stella raissa ou plin” and wanting a date to help finish her birthday cake in “ideia de date, você vem em casa e me ajuda a terminar o meu bolo de aniversário”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-language: Frequently threatens extreme reactions or aggression, e.g. “vou me matar na frente dele e digo mais, vou meter uma praga antes” and “se os brigadeiros do meu casamento... vou me matar”.
- Risky-substance-use: Normalizes heavy drinking and smoking, like “afogar com a bebida, fumar pra passar” and “meu aniversário... aceito tabaco, pod, md ou um fardo de skol beats”.
- Conflict-prone: Shows low tolerance for opposing views, as in “minha mae fala pra mim não brigar... falam que a economia vai quebrar se fizerem 5/2, so pode ser o universo me testando” and needing to mute herself to avoid lashing out in “sou obrigada a silenciar o microfone pra não mandar ngm se matar”.
- Self-sabotaging: Mentions struggling with rest and routines, like “tirando a canceira do semestre.... ((dormindo 18hrs por dia todo dia desde que voltei” and repeatedly joking about not cooking or keeping habits in “nunca mais vou cozinhar dnv”.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Amplifies problems using dramatic extremes, such as “quando voce acha que não da pra piorar 2025.....” and “vou passar o Natal com ODIO no coração” in “nossa que ODIO que da no coração quando isso acontece, nossa vou passar o Natal com ODIO no coração”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is best matched with Lisa Simpson: smart, politically opinionated, emotionally intense, and sometimes dramatically anxious. She’s an ecology student at UNESP and clearly engaged with science and fieldwork, echoing Lisa’s nerdy environmental activism, like when she jokes about her advisor and fish work in “sim orientador querido, claro que consigo sair de Piracicaba no meio da semana q vem pra ir pra campo com você, pode contar comigo viu 👏👏👏👏👏👏” and her love–hate relationship with biology in “odeio com todas as forças olhar pra isso e saber como a fisiologia ta agindo a cada passo #trauma”. She has strong political feelings and celebrates Bolsonaro being imprisoned in “SABE QUEM NAO TA NO INTER?????????? O BOLSONARO PQ ELE TA PRESO, VAMOS CURTIR *** gritos de malucos bebida pro alto e muita felicidade ***”, which fits Lisa’s outspoken progressive streak. At the same time, her spirals, tarot obsession, and anxious humor in “pensa num bixo ansioso” and “será que algum dia a carta 3 de espadas vai parar de me perseguir” mirror Lisa’s overthinking and sensitivity. Finally, she balances being responsible with chaotic, party-heavy student life in “ansiosa pra comer o brownie, beber de graça e jogar todas as garrafinhas de corote na minha cabeça pq pasmem, o fim de semestre tentou mas não conseguiu passar por cima de mim, eu que passei por cima dele 💣💣💣💣💣 vai tomando”, very much like Lisa when she swings between model student and stressed-out teen trying to cope.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is packed with social events, parties, and shared chaos, like talking about roles, inter, tusca and drinking with friends in tweets such as “domingos a noites quando comparados com segundas a tarde de lacre e tabaco com a stella não são nada” and “me tornei minha mãe, quero ir pro largo beber e fumar com meus amigos”. They show Intuition (N) through their dramatic, metaphorical way of expressing feelings and spinning everyday moments into bigger stories, like “a vida tem uma cor diferente mesmo quando você gasta mais de 200 reais em roupa” and their tarot/meaning-focused posts such as “será que algum dia a carta 3 de espadas vai parar de me perseguir”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they center emotions, relationships and vibes instead of logic, as in “relembrar as vezes é o suficiente, nem a mais nem a menos, so o suficiente”, frequent crying/surto jokes, and strong value judgments about politics and media like “SABE QUEM NAO TA NO INTER?????????? O BOLSONARO PQ ELE TA PRESO, VAMOS CURTIR”. Their lifestyle screams Perceiving (P): last‑minute vibes, messy sleep, and chaotic planning such as “quando nao sei mais que roupa ir no inter e agora so estou jogando toda roupa rosa e preta que tenho na bolsa e torcendo pra ficar bom” and “primeira vez em duas semanas que tão indo dormir antes das 1h..... queria saber o que passa na cabeça desse bando de maluco”. Altogether, the highly social, emotionally expressive, humorous, and improvisational style with lots of affection for friends and experiences fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, idea of date: you invite me over to help you finish that birthday cake before it goes bad, and in exchange I help you sort your totally confused, crazy January capsule. Deal?
- You studying ecology at UNESP, dreaming of the Inter, hair pink season, Stella in hand… if I go to RC, do I list you as my favorite endangered species or as the invasive thought I can’t get rid of?
- You said life has a different color when you spend 200+ on clothes — if we go out together, I promise to match your outfit so perfectly that even your tarot 3 of swords has to admit we’re compatible.
- Between your Skol Beats açai flavor manifesto, 700ml açaí therapy sessions and pods that taste like açaí with milk powder… are you sure you don’t want to add ‘me’ to your tropical addiction combo?
- You surviving fieldwork at absurd o’clock, panic grades, cursed internet and Inter hangovers and still tweeting ‘a vida é linda, amo viver’ over guacamole for breakfast… I don’t want to fix you, I just want front-row seats to your chaos and a spot next to you on the kit couch.
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Marine ecology @ UNESP RC. Collector of weird field stories, bad internet, and better playlists. Once lost 5 Vicks in one semester alone.– @maah_tocco
Your signature cocktail
Skol Beats & Starlight Ecologist
This cocktail is strong, chaotic and slightly unhinged, just like nights of “afogar com a bebida, fumar pra passar, da tosse por fumar bebo pra passar 🔁” “afogar com a bebida, fumar pra passar…” and the confession that “não é desse mundo a vontade que vem de fumar enquanto bebe, impossível” “não é desse mundo a vontade…”. The açaí-infused vodka and Skol Beats base honor their devotion to açai flavors and beats, from “a dores que só um açaí de 700ml cura” “a dores que só um açaí de 700ml cura” to dreaming of “um sabor de açai tropical” in Skol “quando sera q a skol beats vai add um sabor de açai tropical”. A sharp citrus bitter tincture represents their explosive rants and academic stress, like threatening to “me matar de tanto chorar que cu” over Harry Potter “Lily, after all this time? always me mato de tanto chorar que cu” and cursing finals that “tentou mas não conseguiu passar por cima de mim” “o fim de semestre tentou mas não conseguiu passar por cima de mim”. The smoked salt rim nods to their tabaco obsession and nights of “dependencia tabacal” with friends “dependencia tabacal, so quero fumar tabaco c a stella raissa ou plin”, grounding all that sweetness with a little burnt edge. Finally, a bright passionfruit foam sits on top for their chaotic-romantic heart, from wanting a date to “me ajudar a terminar o meu bolo de aniversário” “ideia de date, você vem em casa e me ajuda a terminar o meu bolo de aniversário” to the eternal hope of tarot compatibility “meu sonho é um dia tirar tarot de compatibilidade e sair que eu realmente combino com alguem”. This is a drink that hits like inter, tastes like açai at 3 a.m., and leaves a slightly salty aftertaste of “apenas reclamações e surtos” from their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user’s core vibe centers on friendship, loyalty, and shared experiences rather than ambition or intellectualism, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They consistently frame happiness in terms of being with their people, like when they describe their favorite smoking habit as “dependencia tabacal, so quero fumar tabaco c a stella raissa ou plin” and when they celebrate with their team even without winning first place: “a gente pode não ter ganhado 1 lugar de medalha, mas todos sabem que ganhamos 1 lugar de espírito e de coração”. There is a warm, communal, down‑to‑earth tone in how they talk about roles, inter, and college life, like treating simple things as a “banquet” with friends: “as vez dois tabacos e um pão c requeijão é banquete”. Even when they’re exhausted by the semester, they emphasize endurance and mutual support, celebrating having “passed over” the semester instead of being crushed by it: “o fim de semestre tentou mas não conseguiu passar por cima de mim, eu que passei por cima dele”. Their humor can be dark and chaotic, but it consistently orbits affection for friends, shared drinking/party rituals, and team spirit, all of which are classic Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, camaraderie, and valuing the group over individual glory.
Your movie
Your song
Habits (Stay High) - Tove Lo
A song that fits them well is Habits (Stay High) by Tove Lo, which captures a mix of chaotic fun, emotional overload, and using parties and vices as coping mechanisms. They often joke about smoking and drinking as a cycle, like in “afogar com a bebida, fumar pra passar, da tosse por fumar bebo pra passar 🔁” and “não é desse mundo a vontade que vem de fumar enquanto bebe, impossível”, which mirrors the song’s theme of numbing feelings through hedonism. Their timeline is full of late-night chaos and party culture, from “domingos a noites quando comparados com segundas a tarde de lacre e tabaco com a stella não são nada” to inter/university events like “é gente, a terceira veio ai #votequetaindo”. At the same time, they’re openly anxious and dramatic, as in “pensa num bixo ansioso” and “minha capsula de janeiro ta totalmente confusa maluca insana”, aligning with the song’s mix of vulnerability and self-destructive humor. The blend of emotional mess, self-awareness, and party-girl energy in their tweets makes Habits (Stay High) a strong match for their vibe.
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