Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly acknowledges feelings, like being hurt or nostalgic, e.g. “visivelmente MAL e o querido (quem causou) prefere ficar deitado assistindo vídeo do que simplesmente falar alguma coisa” and “meus meninos q saudade 😿”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, such as “acertando todas na sinuca pq meu dom é pegar na vara” and joking about capitalism in “só não me rendi ao capitalismo e paguei quase 200 reais em um lenço hoje pq eu não tinha o dinheiro na conta naquela hora ☹️”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g. “indo assistir um filme akir só pq tem o bill skarsgård plmds não sei até onde vai esse meu fanatismo” and “tvd voltou p netflix nem to acreditando”.
- Pop-culture-savvy: Engages with series, anime, games, and music, referencing Shameless, Fionna and Cake, BTS, LoL, and Genshin, e.g. “amo fionna e cake” and “aff sinto tanto falta do mordekaiser meu main”.
- Candid-honest: Speaks very frankly about work, health, and relationships, like “eu realmente prefiro fazer faxina em 10 casas do q pegar ônibus lotado e trabalhar” and “já to tão fudida ainda tem q ficar ouvindo q espelho virado pra cama atrai espírito pqp viu”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about herself and her body, e.g. “é impossível me amar” and weight/appearance worries in “20kg até o final do ano”.
- Relationship-insecure: Expresses hurt and distrust in romantic context, like “deve ser TÃO legal namorar com uma pessoa que não te chama de feia indiretamente” and “quando eu to desconfiando de alguma coisa e venho pra casa dele eu me sinto como um cervo em um território de lobos”.
- Work-stressed: Frequently overwhelmed by job conditions and schedules, e.g. “não tem nada melhor do q deitar na cama depois de um dia inteiro trabalhando doente” and “fui ver minha folha de ponto hj e tava lá 6 horas só de atraso”.
- Financial-strained: Mentions money difficulty and desire for loans, like “esse mês o salário foi de visualização única” and “queria fazer um empréstimo de 300 reais agorinha”.
- Negative-outlook: Bio and several tweets lean pessimistic, e.g. bio “suffocation,” “não aguento mais”, and “ter sinusite é tipo pagar por todos os pecados q vc NÃO cometeu”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but with a more chaotic, extremely online twist. Like Lisa, she’s self-aware, sensitive, and often overwhelmed by how much she feels, which shows up in tweets like “é impossível me amar” and “visivelmente MAL e o querido (quem causou) prefere ficar deitado assistindo vídeo do que simplesmente falar alguma coisa”. She mixes introspection and insecurity with sharp humor and cultural awareness, for example complaining about capitalism and money in “só não me rendi ao capitalismo e paguei quase 200 reais em um lenço hoje pq eu não tinha o dinheiro na conta naquela hora ☹️” and about tech/ads in “tem anúncio até na hora de abrir a porra do spotify pqp os cara tão passando fome mesmo”. The emotional intensity and dramatic flair (bio: “suffocation”) plus her passionate fandoms and ships, like in “hj não vou nem jantar pq já fui servida com old man yaoi 😋😋😋😋” and “o izuku em segundo é a crime quando ele é claramente um alfa e o ômega dele é o katsuki”, mirror Lisa’s obsessive phases over causes or media she loves. She also shows a responsible, overworked side that fits Lisa growing up too fast, complaining about work and exhaustion in “não tem nada melhor do q deitar na cama depois de um dia inteiro trabalhando doente” and “eu realmente prefiro fazer faxina em 10 casas do q pegar ônibus lotado e trabalhar”. Overall, she reads like an older, internet-poisoned Lisa Simpson: sharp, emotional, self-deprecating, and constantly oscillating between cynicism and soft sentimentality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about being at home watching series, gaming, or obsessing over fictional characters rather than hanging out, like going to watch a movie alone just for an actor in “indo assistir um filme akir só pq tem o bill skarsgård plmds não sei até onde vai esse meu fanatismo”, and they vent personal feelings such as “é impossível me amar” rather than narrating a lot of social outings. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing because they’re heavily oriented toward fandoms, ships, symbolism and internal meaning (e.g. comparing ships with a metaphorical choice in “hj minha irmã veio me perguntar se eu prefiro levar um tiro ou comer um bolinho de ninho c nutella (byler ou reddie)”), and reflecting on lyrics like “quando jin disse: 'i’m the one i should love' ele acertou um lugar dentro do meu coração que nem eu sabia q existia”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they center emotional hurt and validation in relationships, as in “deve ser TÃO legal namorar com uma pessoa que não te chama de feia indiretamente” and “visivelmente MAL e o querido (quem causou) prefere ficar deitado assistindo vídeo do que simplesmente falar alguma coisa”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often arrive late or improvise (“chegando quase 1 hr atrasada mas pelo menos to indo !”; “fui ver minha folha de ponto hj e tava lá 6 horas só de atraso”), impulsively download games again (“baixei wild rift dnv 😿”) or nearly spend money they don’t have on a scarf in “só não me rendi ao capitalismo e paguei quase 200 reais em um lenço hoje pq eu não tinha o dinheiro na conta naquela hora ☹️”. The combination of emotional intensity, fantasy-heavy interests (ships, anime, games), self-reflection, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day habits matches INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting to move to Rio just to bump into Ethan from ND makes sense, but have you considered staying where you are and bumping into me instead? Less passagem, more romance.
- You said your mind sometimes equals a boy hitting puberty — good, because my crush on you is definitely in its embarrassing, overdramatic teen phase already.
- If you can skip dinner because you were ‘served with old man yaoi’, imagine the banquet if we watched Shameless, IT, and all your Reddie AUs together. By the end you’d be full… of feelings for me.
- You said TVD coming back to Netflix felt unreal; I promise liking you is way more canon than any ship you’ve ever cried over. This is my official request to be your real-life endgame.
- You’re out here sweating like crazy, exhausted from working while sick, still joking about buses, Wild Rift, and capitalism trying to steal your scarf money… I don’t wanna fix you, Mari, I just wanna be the safe place you collapse into after a long day of being this unintentionally iconic.
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Part-time café breakfast critic, full-time shameless enjoyer. Once almost spent 200R$ on a scarf I saw on Shein—capitalism 1 x 0 me.– @maalopees_
Your signature cocktail
Silent Hillbus Yaoi Fizz
Espresso-infused cachaça brings that overworked, slightly unhinged energy of someone who says “esse mês o salário foi de visualização única” and still drags themself onto a packed bus. Banana liqueur is a nod to her chaotic timeline humor like “alguém comentou “bananilson” perdi td vsf” and the way she turns everything into an inside joke. A layer of cold brew channels the café da manhãholic vibe from “café da manhãholic”, keeping the drink wired but oddly comforting. Dark chocolate bitters represent the angst and self-deprecation of “é impossível me amar” and the melodramatic bio “suffocation,” adding depth under the sweetness. Finally, sparkling water makes it a fizz—bubbly and a little experimental, like someone who can tweet “hj não vou nem jantar pq já fui servida com old man yaoi 😋😋😋😋” right after roleplaying being in “📍silent hill”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mari consistently shows a strong work ethic and sense of responsibility, which align closely with Hufflepuff values. She talks about dragging herself to work even when sick, appreciating the simple comfort of finally resting after it: “não tem nada melhor do q deitar na cama depois de um dia inteiro trabalhando doente” and contrasts how much she dislikes her job with still going anyway: “eu realmente prefiro fazer faxina em 10 casas do q pegar ônibus lotado e trabalhar”. She’s also loyal and emotionally invested in relationships, feeling deeply hurt when not treated with basic kindness and respect, as in “visivelmente MAL e o querido (quem causou) prefere ficar deitado assistindo vídeo do que simplesmente falar alguma coisa. eu sou mt trouxa mesmo” and “deve ser TÃO legal namorar com uma pessoa que não te chama de feia indiretamente”. That combination of enduring hardship, craving fairness, and sticking with people even when it hurts fits Hufflepuff’s loyalty and perseverance more than the ambition of Slytherin or the glory-seeking of Gryffindor. While she has humor and fandom passion that could hint at Ravenclaw creativity, her defining traits are resilience, emotional sincerity, and dedication—core Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Bored - Billie Eilish
A well-fitting song for them is Bored by Billie Eilish, which mixes emotional exhaustion, romantic frustration, and a bit of dark humor. Their bio, “suffocation”, and tweets about feeling unloved or mistreated in relationships, like “é impossível me amar” and “visivelmente MAL e o querido (quem causou) prefere ficar deitado assistindo vídeo do que simplesmente falar alguma coisa. eu sou mt trouxa mesmo”, echo the song’s themes of being emotionally drained and taken for granted. At the same time, they cope with this by diving into fandoms and fictional men, as in “indo assistir um filme akir só pq tem o bill skarsgård plmds não sei até onde vai esse meu fanatismo” and “hj não vou nem jantar pq já fui servida com old man yaoi 😋😋😋😋”, similar to how the song sits in a bittersweet space between hurt and detachment. Their self-deprecating, slightly chaotic humor in tweets like “as vezes a minha mente consegue se igualar a de um mlk entrando na puberdade” also fits Billie’s blend of vulnerability and irony. Overall, Bored captures their mix of emotional fatigue, romantic disappointment, and using media/fiction as an escape.
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