Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Shows strong study discipline and effort, e.g. detailed reflection on more than a year of focused preparation and 1500+ questions for entrance exams in “pprt to nem acreditando que eu passei no curso que eu queria na unicamp viado...”.
- Intellectually-curious: Regularly comments on books, philosophy, economics, and music, such as reading Vidas Secas and watching the film adaptation in “Terminei vidas secas ontem e já fui ver o filme...” and listing the 12 books read in “Li 12 livros esse ano...”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets clear academic and career goals, celebrates specific milestones like acceptance to Unicamp/USP/UFMG in “Fiz hat trick! usp,unicamp e ufmg!!” and choosing mechanical engineering in “MEC É MEC,vou ficar com engenharia mecanica na unicamp...”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes his own personality, tastes, and future, as in “Sou apenas um jovem sensível com orientação na far esquerda projac” and the memento mori reflection in “Quando eu morrer, quero morrer lentamente...”.
- Physically-active: Values sports and physical challenge, mentioning jiu-jitsu, judo, wrestling, and long runs like the 25.8 km in “Homens são tipo: Tô sem fazer nada aqui em casa,que tal andar/correr 25,8km...” and describing sparring with a champion in “Eu x campeão 6x brasileiro de wrestling...”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-rhetoric: Uses extreme language about violence in politics, e.g. “Fuzilamento é a única escolha certa.”, which signals a harsh, confrontational tone.
- Elitist-attitude: Shows contempt toward “mass” tastes and average people, such as calling the audience of certain YouTube debates “homem de massa” in “Adoro como existe o homem de massa que consome esse tipo de porcaria mercadológica...” and mocking low-quality Substacks in “Meu Deus,como pode ter tanto substack ruim nesse mundo?”.
- Harsh-generalizations: Makes sweeping negative claims about groups, like “Eis o motivo de odiar todos os mormons” and calling the country “essa merda nunca vai dar certo” in “Esse Provão Paulista...Essa merda nunca vai dar certo sem a Missão no poder”.
- Politically-polarized: Expresses strong ideological takes with little nuance, combining admiration for figures like Trump in “Trump é aura pura” and comments about needing a “Missão no poder” in “Essa merda nunca vai dar certo sem a Missão no poder”.
- Provocative-humor: Often uses edgy or offensive jokes, such as “Um mexicano,um árabe,um indiano e um gay ☠️” and mocking “cringice” of others in “não consigo aguentar tanta cringice na msm casa que eu”, which can alienate people.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of rebellious humor, cockiness, and surprising underlying thoughtfulness. He jokes about violence and provocation in an over-the-top way, like calling someone out with “Fuzilamento é a única escolha certa.” and mocking internet subcultures with posts like “Não estou me aguentando,vou ter que tacar um duplo mortal carpado com chute voador 720⁰… na cabeça do meu irmão”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, chaotic energy. At the same time, he’s unexpectedly competent and proud of it, flexing school results and achievements like “Provao paulista é foda Fiquei em 3⁰ na unicamp 1⁰ usp sao Carlos 1⁰ Unesp Bauru 1⁰ Unesp guaratingueta” and “pprt to nem acreditando que eu passei no curso que eu queria na unicamp viado”, similar to Bart being more capable than his clownish exterior suggests. He also maintains a constant ironic, slightly edgy voice—calling Trump “aura pura” in “Trump é aura pura” and roasting online culture in “O modus operandi capitalista é falho com a alma… te transforma em massa e tira a arte de viver.”—which fits Bart’s mix of mischief, cynicism, and occasional depth. Underneath the bravado, there’s sensitivity and reflection in tweets like “Quando eu morrer, quero morrer lentamente… Memento mori”, mirroring how Bart sometimes reveals a more introspective side behind the troublemaker persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They lean Extrovert: they share many social experiences enthusiastically (e.g., celebrating university admissions and parties like “To no Maifest”), post selfies and group photos (“Noixs”), and openly narrate interactions with police and friends (“1⁰ vez levando enquadro meo...”), which suggests comfort with external engagement and being seen. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they frequently dive into abstract or philosophical reflections, such as metaphysical thoughts on death (“Quando eu morrer, quero morrer lentamente...”), societal commentary about capitalism and mass culture (“O modus operandi capitalista é falho com a alma...”), and big-picture political/ideological takes (“Homem tem 2 moods 1 White picket fence mentality 2 Poder full centralizado...”). Their style is clearly Thinking (T): they emphasize logic, competence, and critique over harmony, for example mocking low-quality content and writing (“Meu Deus,como pode ter tanto substack ruim nesse mundo?”, “Pqp que substack ruim,a menina escreve que nem uma gen z que fica 24h no tiktok”), and analyzing studies with methodological skepticism (“Obviamente,não acreditem em vídeos rápidos do Instagram...”). He strongly fits Judging (J): he plans, sets goals, and values structure and discipline, as seen in his systematic study for exams (“mais de 1500 questões resolvidas+mts redações feitas”) and his intention to pre-study calculus (“Não sei se já começo a estudar ou espero...”). Combined with his leadership/strategic tone (wanting power centralized, discussing long-term training plans like “Quando eu estiver com 28 anos,vou ficar 4 anos no daguestão treinando wrestling...”), the best overall fit is ENTJ: an outspoken, analytical, goal-driven personality with strong opinions and a focus on long-term projects and systems.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Mr. ‘hat trick’ of USP, Unicamp and UFMG… since you already scored three universities in two dias, que tal tentar um hat trick no meu coração também?
- You said maturing is accepting you’ll end up in engineering, pure math or economics — lucky for me you chose Mechanical Engineering, because clearly you’re already great at generating insane attraction with minimal input.
- I saw you ran 25.8 km ‘for nothing’ and ainda parou pra jogar vôlei; with that stamina plus jiu & judô, I’m just wondering: are you training pro Daguestão com 28 anos ou pra me deixar sem fôlego no primeiro encontro?
- You listed Dostoiévski, ‘Em busca de sentido’ and Villa‑Lobos, and still calls yourself ‘só um jovem sensível’ — bold Lie Group you’ve got there; any chance you’d let me join your symmetry group of two?
- If you can tank Provão Paulista, ENEM, passar na Unicamp, USP e UFMG and still have energy to complain about bad Substacks and overrated Ibirapuera, I trust you with one missão a mais: explain Cálculo 1 to me over coffee while I pretend to understand and secretly just stare at you.
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Mechanical Eng @ Unicamp • math + wrestling + long runs • once beat a 6x national champion by ‘not losing badly’ • reading more, gaming less– @macedoqualquer
Your signature cocktail
Far-Left Projac Mach 3 Highball
This highball runs on the same wired-but-thoughtful energy as his 25km walks and endless studying, so it starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans to match the grind and Brazilian roots behind posts like “pprt to nem acreditando que eu passei no curso que eu queria na unicamp viado” and “as vezes da uma vontade de criar um canal no yt explicando matematica kkk”. Dry gin adds sharpness and a slightly elitist bite, echoing his love of Bach and disdain for low-effort content in “Quando eu digo que gosto de Bach...” and “Meu Deus,como pode ter tanto substack ruim nesse mundo?”. Cold-brew black tea is the studious, contemplative backbone, fitting someone who reads Dostoiévski and Mises and calls math a real-life magic power in “As vezes o pessoal esquece o quão foda é matematica e fisica,mano é literalmente ter um poder na vida real” and lists books in “Li 12 livros esse ano...”. The honey-ginger syrup brings both warmth and a punch, capturing his mix of tenderness for kids and family in “Crianças são uma benção” and “Meu primo de segundo grau nasceu!!” with the combative, fighter-side of jiu-jitsu, wrestling and wanting to train in Dagestan in “Eu x campeão 6x brasileiro de wrestling...” and “Quando eu estiver com 28 anos,vou ficar 4 anos no daguestão treinando wrestling e virar muçulmano”. Finally, sparkling water with a squeeze of lime keeps it bright, restless and slightly acidic, mirroring his half-ironic political takes from “Sou apenas um jovem sensível com orientação na far esquerda projac” to “Homem tem 2 moods 1 White picket fence mentality 2 Poder full centralizado...”, making this drink both refreshing and ideologically dangerous to sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their profile shows a consistent love of learning, abstraction, and analysis that aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. They explicitly gush over math and physics as almost a kind of magic, saying “As vezes o pessoal esquece o quão foda é matematica e fisica,mano é literalmente ter um poder na vida real,tu é como um mago que conhece e consegue controlar as leis naturais só por meio de abstrações advindas da mente.” and mentions doing "mais de 1500 questões resolvidas+mts redações" to pass in engineering at Unicamp, which shows both intellectual passion and discipline. They are drawn to conceptual explanation and even contemplate teaching, writing that they want a YouTube channel "explicando matematica kkk, de forma conceitual" and intentionally avoiding shallow treatments of topics like probability and combinatorics: “as vezes da uma vontade de criar um canal no yt explicando matematica kkk, de forma conceitual obviamente…”. Their reading habits reinforce this image: they complain about bad Substack writing and call it “porcaria mercadológica” while listing a year of books ranging from Mises to Dostoevsky and Frankl, e.g. “Li 12 livros esse ano… 1. 6 lições de mises… 7. Memórias do subsolo 8. Noites brancas…” and “Meu Deus,como pode ter tanto substack ruim nesse mundo?”. Even in casual tweets, they nitpick terminology ("música clássica" vs. "música erudita") and talk about psychological effects and study design in an Instagram video they debunk: “Obviamente,não acreditem em vídeos rápidos do Instagram.Dei uma olhada rápida no estudo e vi dois pontos principais… O estudo mostra uma correlação+”, which shows a very Ravenclaw-ish analytical instinct. While there is some Slytherin-style ambition (engineering at top universities, talk of power and politics) and Gryffindor physical bravado (fighting, wrestling, jiu-jitsu), the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, love of ideas, and pleasure in careful thinking—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
A well‑suited song for DanielMacedo is “Viva La Vida”, which mixes grand ambition, introspection, and a sense of historical and philosophical drama. He constantly reflects on power, politics, and systems, like when he writes about being “mais alinhado com estado forte” and describes himself as “desenvolvimentista” in a republic housing context “sou mais alinhado com estado forte com certeza...”, echoing the song’s themes of kings, revolutions, and changing orders. His fascination with ideas, ideology, and critique of modern capitalism in posts like “O modus operandi capitalista é falho com a alma...” mirrors the song’s sense of disillusionment with power and material structures. At the same time, he balances this with drive and achievement—celebrating passing at Unicamp, USP, and UFMG (“Fiz hat trick! usp,unicamp e ufmg!!”, “pprt to nem acreditando que eu passei no curso que eu queria na unicamp...”)—which fits the rise-and-fall arc of the lyrics. His philosophical musings on death and meaning, like “Quando eu morrer, quero morrer lentamente... Memento mori”, resonate with the reflective, almost confessional tone of the song’s narrator looking back on what he built and lost. Overall, Viva La Vida captures his blend of intellectualism, ambition, spiritual questioning, and a slightly dramatic, historically colored worldview.
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