Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark-humor witty: Uses clever, irreverent jokes, like twisting sayings in “Se a vida fosse boa se chamava suvaco #true” and its pegging follow-up.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about yearning, nostalgia, and sadness in tweets like “Eu sou o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina” and “Torcendo pra 2026 ter dias como 2022 🥹”.
- Intellectually curious: Shows interest in psychology and theory, e.g. “Odeio pbe sou 100% psicodinamica❤️🩹” and joking about analytic psychology in “Filha: Pai o que é a psicologia analitica…”.
- Playfully creative: Invents funny scenarios and mini-stories, like the Freud/Jung bit in “Filha: Pai o que é a psicologia analitica…” and RPG-style decisions in “Tirei um d20 pra ver se eu fazia meu horario…”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for people and animals, e.g. mourning Polly in “Homenagem a falecida polly 😢” and asking to pray for others in “Rezem por abu e nagomu 😔”.
Weaknesses:
- Health-neglecting: Mentions worrying symptoms and smoking without indicating care, like “to com uma dor no pulmão direito faz uns 3 dias já” and “Cigarro bebado ❤️🩹”.
- Self-destructive humor: Frequently romanticizes pain and collapse, e.g. “Collapse my veins wearing beautiful shoes” and the despair in “Save me deathconsciousness deathconsciousness save me”.
- Cynically jaded: Shows strong cynicism toward life and institutions, like “Se a vida fosse boa se chamava suvaco #true” and “Psicologia organizacional é espiritualmente israelense”.
- Confrontational tone: Uses aggressive or dismissive phrasing about groups, such as “Pouca coisa me irrita mais que o evangelhecismo” and “filho evangelico ou filh”.
- Emotion-overfocused: Leans heavily into yearning and melancholy identity, e.g. “Maior yearner do sul” and “Eu sou o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina”, which may reinforce negative moods.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a thoughtful, introspective nerd with a strong streak of social and political awareness, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Their jokes about psychology and theory, like “Odeio pbe sou 100% psicodinamica❤️🩹” and the mock-dialogue about analytical psychology in “Filha: Pai o que é a psicologia analitica…”, show the same bookish, overthinking vibe Lisa has. They also show clear moral and ideological opinions, e.g. “Pouca coisa me irrita mais que o evangelhecismo” and “Psicologia organizacional é espiritualmente israelense”, similar to Lisa’s constant critique of institutions and religion. At the same time, there’s a melancholic, yearning side in tweets like “Eu sou o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina” and references to depressive media such as “Save me deathconsciousness deathconsciousness save me”, echoing Lisa’s tendency toward existential sadness. Their love of niche animals and manul cats in posts like “#manul #pallas” and “when someone says something so manulphobic you just give them the manul stare” also matches Lisa’s animal-loving, slightly odd specific passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on inner states, niche interests, and personal feelings rather than parties or overt socializing, e.g. calling themself the “yearner of Criciúma” in “Eu sou o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina” and posting introspective lines like “do you thiiink i haaveee forgotteeenn”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition (N): they play with abstract ideas and metaphors rather than concrete how‑to content, as in the bio “there was something about you that now i can't remember” and tweets like “Nenhuma experiencia é unica” and the surreal psychoanalysis meme “Filha: Pai o que é a psicologia analitica…”. They favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, often reacting emotionally or value‑based: “Pouca coisa me irrita mais que o evangelhecismo”, “Rezem por abu e nagomu 😔”, and vulnerable posts like “to com uma dor no pulmão direito faz uns 3 dias já”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their feed is chaotic, spontaneous, and driven by momentary mood—rolling a d20 to decide their schedule in “Tirei um d20 pra ver se eu fazia meu horario a tarde e voltar a dormir…”, joking about procrastinating on a project in “Me sinto assim escrevendo o projeto”, and frequently shifting between memes, cats (#manul) and music links without a clear plan. Altogether, the introspection, emotional depth, abstract/poetic posting style and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling yourself the greatest yearner in Criciúma, but after seeing your manul posts and that ‘collapse my veins wearing beautiful shoes’ tweet, I’m starting to think you’re just preparing to yearn specifically for me.
- You said organizational psychology is ‘spiritually Israeli’, so if we ever work together I promise to be your pacifist exception: zero KPI, 100% PDA, and the only performance review I want is you telling me I’m cuter than a #manul.
- Ever since that ‘cigarro bêbado’ and ‘woke up hallucinating with cigarette taste in my mouth’ combo, I decided: if you’re gonna ruin your lungs anyway, at least let me be the one leaving you breathless.
- You compared yourself to Harry Du Bois and vibe with Deathconsciousness, so let’s do a Disco Elysium run together: you go full Inland Empire, I’ll spec Empathy, and we can fail every Authority check the moment you smile.
- You said if life were good it’d be called ‘suvaco’ and later corrected it to ‘pegging’—I can’t fix life, but I can offer this: evenings of miojo with nuggets, manul videos, and someone who genuinely prays for Abu, Nagomu, Bol and Polly with you. Deal?
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Your new Twitter bio
Psychology student in Criciúma, Pallas’s cat enjoyer, CNPq warrior. Once rolled a d20 to plan my day and actually followed the result.– @machado2004_
Your signature cocktail
Cigarro Bêbado Yearning Fizz
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for all the cigarette lore and slightly self-destructive charm, nodding to “Cigarro bebado ❤️🩹” and “To halucinando acordei com gosto de cigarro na boca”. An espresso coffee reduction captures their late-night, overthinking academic vibes, inspired by “Cafe” and all the CNPq/bursary suffering like “Eu com a do CNPq”. Yerba mate syrup brings in the southern Brazil energy and the chaotic, affectionate tone of tweets like “Eu sou o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina”. Tonic water with citrus peel adds a fizzy, hopeful edge for moments such as “Torcendo pra 2026 ter dias como 2022 🥹” and the bio’s soft nostalgia, “there was something about you that now i can't remember.” Finally, a dash of bitters represents their dark humor and slightly jaded takes on life and religion, like “Batman é ficção por que ele é um bilionario do bem” and “Pouca coisa me irrita mais que o evangelhecismo”, making the drink complex, a little sad, and very memorable.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Toni’s timeline is filled with curiosity, niche references, and a playful, analytical sense of humor that fits Ravenclaw best. He makes jokes that presuppose familiarity with psychology and theory, like contrasting therapeutic approaches in “Odeio pbe sou 100% psicodinamica❤️🩹” and turning Freud/Jung/Otto Rank into an elaborate bit in “Filha: Pai o que é a psicologia analitica…”. His posts show a reflective, meta way of thinking about culture and institutions, such as “Batman é ficção por que ele é um bilionario do bem” and “Como será que o lutero se sente sabendo que a reforma dele criou mega corporações/igrejas no futuro”, which signal a critical, intellectually playful mindset. He also dives into oddly specific topics (manuls, game design, anime, and niche internet culture) with obsessive detail, as in “o quão manul você é: tem entre 46 65cm… tem olhos grande e gentis ✅️” and game/series analysis like “pra mim o design dos episodios da direita são os melhores”. While there is some Slytherin-style cynicism and a bit of Gryffindor edge in posts like “Psicologia organizacional é espiritualmente israelense” and “Pouca coisa me irrita mais que o evangelhecismo”, these are expressed through wit and analysis rather than pure rebellion or ambition. Overall, his identity as a self-declared “yearner” in “Eu sou o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina” and his introspective, reference-heavy posting style fit a highly cerebral, Ravenclaw profile.
Your movie
Your song
Deathconsciousness - Have a Nice Life
The song Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life fits Toni almost too perfectly, given how directly they reference it with “Save me deathconsciousness deathconsciousness save me”. Their bio, “there was something about you that now i can't remember,” mirrors the song’s hazy, nostalgic melancholy and sense of lingering emotional residue. Toni frequently mixes humor with exhaustion and yearning, like when they call themself “o maior yearner de criciuma e santa catarina” and “Maior yearner do sul” in another post, which resonates with the album’s themes of longing and depressive reflection. Tweets such as “Save me deathconsciousness…” and their admiration for tragic, introspective characters like Harry Du Bois in “Cada dia mais proximo do harry dubois” show a strong identification with bleak, philosophical aesthetics. Combined with posts about physical and emotional weariness like “to com uma dor no pulmão direito faz uns 3 dias já”, the song’s heavy, existential atmosphere matches their online persona very closely.
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