Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep love for her partner, calling him the “loml” and celebrating their “2 months” together.
- Resilient: Reflects on personal growth, noting that “time and effort to improve everything” made 2025 her best year yet.
- Academically Driven: Balances social life with her studies as a social work major, pushing through feeling unwell to finish a “paper due tonight”.
- Socially Conscious: Critiques systemic issues, noting how “legacy and family connections” often outweigh hard work in major institutions.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating wit and memes, such as joking about her “tummy hurt” or her “manipulator hoodie”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance Reliance: Admits to having a “crippling nicotine addiction” and needing alcohol to feel “semi normal”.
- Aggressive Language: Uses inflammatory and derogatory slurs when frustrated with sports, specifically calling a player a “fudge packing queer”.
- Impulsive Behavior: Engages in risky habits, such as being “off 4 different substances” and asking who wants her.
- Poor Health Habits: Often tweets about physical ailments resulting from her lifestyle, including “post con crud” and being “so sore”.
- Validation Seeking: Expresses frustration over engagement metrics, wondering if she must “post paws” or “post ass” to get traction.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Maddie embodies the rebellious, anti-authoritarian spirit of The Simpsons' famous troublemaker, Bart. Much like Bart's penchant for mischief and slang, Maddie often tweets with a brazen, unfiltered attitude, such as when they post “Yall are making shit up lmao just be normal” or mock societal structures by stating “legacy and family connections trump everything else”. Maddie's chaotic energy is further reflected in their self-deprecating humor and chaotic habits, admitting “I’m becoming a hyena HELP”. They share Bart's love for crude humor and high-energy sports fandom, passionately shouting “BRO THE BRONCOS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME FUCK THEM”. Ultimately, Maddie’s “eat my shorts” energy and refusal to conform to traditional expectations make them a modern, digital-age parallel to Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Maddie leans toward Extroversion, frequently engaging in social nightlife and traveling to meet people, even joking about “posting butt on main” to gain traction. Her focus on Intuition is seen in her commentary on systemic issues like “family connections trumping everything else” rather than just daily observations. She exhibits a Feeling preference, expressing deep vulnerability by being “so in love it’s kinda corny” and prioritizing personal connection over logic. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous lifestyle, often booking “last minute Halloween costume” ideas and traveling impulsively to “experience the REAL cold”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Eagles game against the Bills? Because I’m ready to watch you 'fuck them raw' and take me back-to-back.
- I may not have 6.8k likes, but I promise I’ll give your 'paws' even more attention than your boyfriend’s did.
- Since it’s officially 'breakup szn' and the Nashville storm was a bust, how about we create some actual thunder at your place?
- I’m no social work major, but I’ve definitely done my field research and concluded that we 'NEED to have sex to survive this cold.'
- You don't need a manipulator hoodie to get what you want from me—one look at that 'morning tum' and I'm already doing essayly things for you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Social work student and Philadelphia Birds fan. Once booked a flight to Miami on a whim and met the love of my life. Navigating 21 between Nashville and Columbus.– @maddieis_me
Your signature cocktail
The 615 'Sona' Spritz
This experimental cocktail is as vibrant and unapologetic as Maddie herself, capturing the energy of a “tfem gf” who is “so in love it’s kinda corny.” The smoky mezcal base nods to her “crippling nicotine addiction,” while the fizzy “spirte” keeps things light for a social work major who is “having the time of my life with hubby.” To reflect her duality as a “waves enjoyer” and a fierce Philadelphia fan, we added a dash of Nashville spice and a bitter citrus edge for when the “BRONCOS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME.” It is the perfect drink to sip while “smiling WITH my tongue out.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Maddie exhibits a classic Gryffindor blend of fiery impulsiveness and unfiltered boldness, often speaking their mind regardless of how it might be perceived. They display a fierce, competitive spirit and regional pride, such as when they exclaim “THE SOUTH STAYS FUCKING PUT DOWN” or declare “my birds come first and we are getting that back to back” regarding football. Their willingness to be provocative and authentic is seen in their reaction to social injustice, notably stating “Klan is finally defeated I never been more happy actually crying”. This combination of passionate loyalty to their teams, a tendency to “threaten to post ass on main” for engagement, and a blunt, confrontational communication style firmly aligns them with the house of the lion.
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Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Maddie’s feed is a vibrant, chaotic celebration of youthful independence and the pursuit of pleasure, aligning perfectly with this anthem's energy. They balance a demanding social work major with a love for the nightlife, frequently tweeting about escapades like when they “Left the club and I’m only missing my lighter!!!” or enjoy “Being w the loml at home”. Their unapologetic embrace of their identity and interests—from being a “waves enjoyer” to a proud furry—reflects a desire to live life on their own terms. Despite the stress of being “off 4 different substances” or dealing with school, Maddie prioritizes fun and connection, embodied by their enthusiastic claim that “2025 was the best year of my life”. Ultimately, the song captures their spirit of finding joy and romance amidst the typical struggles of a 21-year-old.
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