Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like joking about flipping someone off early in the year in “It’s only 10am into the new year and I’ve already flipped someone off. Strong start.” and calling Ozzy “a threat” in “Ozzy’s not naughty or nice. He’s a threat.”.
- DevotedParent: Frequently celebrates and worries about her kids, like school milestones in “Lincoln starts kindergarten and Ava starts 3rd grade tomorrow 😭 my babies are growing up too fast.” and birthdays in “Eight and great, happy birthday Ava! 🥳”.
- PassionateFan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for Charlie Cox and related media, such as birthday posts in “Happy Birthday Charlie Cox! 43 looks good on you 😌🧁” and deep investment in Daredevil in “Staring at the Disney plus Home Screen right now waiting for #DaredevilBornAgain”.
- EmotionallyOpen: Openly shares personal struggles and feelings, like her weight loss journey and health issues in “Today I start my weight loss journey 🥹 After two kids, POTS, and a heart that can’t handle workouts…” and her fear during the hurricane in “Last night was the scariest night of my life…”.
- FamilyOriented: Highlights family connection and appreciation, such as missing her parents while they traveled in “my mom and dad have spent the last month visiting Vietnam and Tokyo, and they finally made it home tonight! ☺️ I’ve missed them so much 😭” and turning her bedroom into a hangout for Ava in “I redid my whole bedroom pink and white and now its a girly hangout room for Ava and I 😌💅💞”.
Weaknesses:
- ImpulsiveReactions: Acts quickly under stress, like dumping a boiling pot to save her phone and ruining dinner in “my phone fell into the boiling pot of food😭😭 and my first reaction… was to just dump the pot and now I ruined dinner.”.
- TechOverreliance: Shows dependence on phone and social media, as seen in “I literally doomscroll on TikTok until I fall asleep with my phone on my face. How am I gonna fall asleep now?” and frustration at losing service in “Verizon needs to get it together pronto. I’ve been without service for four hours.”.
- SelfCriticism: Speaks harshly about herself and her body, like feeling “trapped in a body that doesn’t feel like mine” in “I went from 110 to 170 and nothing ever changed. Today is my first real step toward finding myself again.” and wishing she were as talented as others in “I wish I was as talented 💞”.
- StressVenting: Often vents frustration online, e.g., complaining about freezing weather and urgent shopping in “Why the fuck is it 36 degrees in FLORIDA? I just had to get winter clothes express delivered to my house for everyone.” and intense annoyance over quitting vaping in “Someone get me a fcking vape 👹👹”.
- RiskTolerance: Downplays personal safety and health challenges, such as going to theme parks despite saying she’ll “throw up all day” in “At Bush Gardens! I’m gonna throw up all day! 💃🕺” and trying to quit vaping while sick in “Since I’ve been sick and haven’t been vaping anyway, I figured this was a good chance to quit for good. It was a mistake.”.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Maddie feels most like Marge Simpson: a sarcastic but deeply loving mom who holds everything together while quietly geeking out over her own interests. She’s clearly devoted to her kids and family, from “Lincoln starts kindergarten and Ava starts 3rd grade tomorrow 😭 my babies are growing up too fast.” to “Eight and great, happy birthday Ava! 🥳” and “My mom and dad have spent the last month visiting Vietnam and Tokyo, and they finally made it home tonight! ☺️ I’ve missed them so much 😭”. Like Marge’s secret fangirl side, she’s intensely into her niche fandoms, especially Charlie Cox and Daredevil, shown by tweets like “Staring at the Disney plus Home Screen right now waiting for #DaredevilBornAgain” and “Eat Locals is my comfort movie/book. I listen to the audio book daily 🙃”. She’s resilient and self-deprecating about her struggles—managing health issues and a weight-loss journey in “Today I start my weight loss journey 🥹 After two kids, POTS, and a heart that can’t handle workouts…”—which mirrors Marge’s quiet determination. Her mix of chaos and care, seen in posts like “Guys I need to relax and put my phone down. I was cooking dinner and my phone fell into the boiling pot of food😭😭 and my first reaction to save my phone was to just dump the pot and now I ruined dinner.”, fits perfectly with Marge trying to stay sane in a wild household while still indulging her own quirky passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extrovert (E) tendencies: they frequently attend conventions and events and share them enthusiastically, like going to Busch Gardens and saying “At Bush Gardens! I’m gonna throw up all day! 💃🕺” and planning trips to Spookala/Scaradise with friends and mutuals, which suggests they gain energy from social experiences. Their posts focus on concrete, sensory experiences—weather, kids, pets, health, and real-life meetups—indicating Sensing (S), such as complaining about the cold in Florida in “Why the fuck is it 36 degrees in FLORIDA? I just had to get winter clothes express delivered to my house for everyone.” and talking about being sick or in the hospital with her son. Emotion, warmth, and relationships dominate their tone, showing Feeling (F): they openly express love and affection in tweets like “I fucking love these two so much 🥰🥰 Happy Birthday Charlie Cox!!” and vulnerability about body image in “Today I start my weight loss journey… I’ve spent years feeling trapped in a body that doesn’t feel like mine.”. They appear flexible and spontaneous rather than rigidly organized, reflecting Perceiving (P); for example, they announce impulsive decisions like quitting vaping in “Since I’ve been sick and haven’t been vaping anyway, I figured this was a good chance to quit for good. It was a mistake. Someone get me a fcking vape 👹👹” and react in the moment to events like phone mishaps in “my phone fell into the boiling pot of food… and my first reaction… was to just dump the pot and now I ruined dinner.”. Overall, their outgoing social energy, concrete and experiential focus, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous style all align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive Tampa hurricanes, Busch Gardens nausea, and losing your vape, I’m pretty sure you can handle one more dizzying thing in your life… like me asking you out after the rides. 🎢
- You went from 110 to 170, quit vaping, juggle POTS, two kids, and still started a weight loss journey—honestly, that’s more badass than anything Matt Murdock’s done. Can I be the himbo side character who just cheers you on and brings snacks?
- Ava calling it the “Mr. Teacher song” because of Charlie dancing lives in my head rent-free. If we ever hang out, I promise to put it on, do my worst Charlie Cox impression, and let you laugh at me until your phone screen shatters again.
- You dedicated a whole day to finding the perfect Spookala outfit and got your heart broken when Charlie canceled; I can’t replace a fist bump with Daredevil, but I can offer dinner, bad jokes, and someone who definitely won’t cancel on you last minute.
- You named your cat Ozzy Pawsbourne, turned your room into a pink-and-white girl cave, and spend Christmas declaring your pet ‘a threat’—I’m just saying, anyone with your sense of chaos and cozy is absolutely the main character I’d like to doomscroll with until we fall asleep with phones on our faces.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tampa mom of 2, Ozzy Pawsbourne’s human, part-time hurricane dodger. Once sacrificed dinner to save my phone from a boiling pot.– @Maddielee189
Your signature cocktail
The Daredevil Disaster Mama
This cocktail is built on spiced rum for the chaotic, ride-or-die energy of someone who goes to Bush Gardens knowing, as they said, “I’m gonna throw up all day!”. Blood orange juice nods to their obsession with Matt Murdock and Daredevil, from doomscrolling for “#DaredevilBornAgain” to thirst-tweeting about Charlie Cox and calling their TL “Charlie’s soft porn” in “My tl is filled with Charlie’s soft porn right now 🙃”. Sparkling pink lemonade captures the girly, cozy side who turned her room into a pink-and-white hangout in “now its a girly hangout room for Ava and I 😌💅💞” and dotes on her kids heading to school in “Lincoln starts kindergarten and Ava starts 3rd grade tomorrow 😭”. A dash of chili bitters represents her sharp, no-filter mouth and middle-finger attitude, like “It’s only 10am into the new year and I’ve already flipped someone off.” and the chaos of dumping boiling dinner to save her phone in “my phone fell into the boiling pot of food😭😭 and my first reaction… was to just dump the pot”. The black sugar rim is for Ozzy Pawsbourne and her goth-puppy heart, celebrating “Please welcome to the stage… Ozzy Pawsbourne 🖤” while she weathers Florida hurricanes with grim humor in “Jim Cantore is in Tampa. We’re coookkkedddd 😭😭”. This drink is sweet, punchy, a little dangerous, and unexpectedly heartfelt—just like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Maddie shows classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and chaotic courage, especially in moments like dumping a whole pot of boiling food on the floor just to save her phone, then laughing at herself about it in “Guys I need to relax and put my phone down. I was cooking dinner and my phone fell into the boiling pot of food😭😭 and my first reaction to save my phone was to just dump the pot and now I ruined dinner.”. She has a bold, confrontational streak, bragging that she’s off to a “strong start” to the year because “It’s only 10am into the new year and I’ve already flipped someone off.”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-headed bravery more than patient Hufflepuff energy. She also throws herself headfirst into intense experiences, joking at Busch Gardens that “I’m gonna throw up all day!” but going anyway, showing the typical Gryffindor love of thrill and willingness to suffer for the story. Her emotional intensity in fandom—like being crushed when Charlie Cox cancels and saying “I was 9 days away from fist bumping Charlie Cox 💔”—shows a dramatic, heart-on-sleeve nature that leans more toward Gryffindor passion than Slytherin calculation. Even when scared during a hurricane, she broadcasts her fear and stubbornness openly in tweets like “I have not left my house since the hurricane hit and I don’t intend to leave any time soon. Y’all are scary out there 😭”, which reads as reckless bravery rather than strategic self-preservation. Taken together—impulsiveness, attitude, emotional boldness, and a flair for drama—she fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun fits Maddie perfectly because her timeline is chaotic, funny, and full of joyful misadventures. She’s out at theme parks and conventions, joking that at Busch Gardens “I’m gonna throw up all day! 💃🕺”, and losing her mind over celebrity photo ops like Charlie Cox at Scaradise, saying “really said ‘blind lawyer by day, highway robbery by night’ with these $150 photo ops”. Even everyday disasters turn into comedy, like when “my phone fell into the boiling pot of food😭😭 and my first reaction… was to just dump the pot and now I ruined dinner”. At the same time, she’s a devoted mom who makes life fun for her kids—celebrating milestones like “Eight and great, happy birthday Ava! 🥳” and turning her room into a girly hangout for Ava with “I redid my whole bedroom pink and white”. The song’s blend of playful rebellion and heartfelt warmth mirrors how she swears, stans her faves, survives hurricanes, and still keeps everything light-hearted and full of humor.
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