Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for others, like calling John her favorite and tweeting lovingly about friends and family, e.g. “Lili is the best person you will ever meet” and “Mami no me hagas eso sabes que te quiero con todo el corazón”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and sexual humor to entertain, such as “I’m devastated Ill never have a boner” and “Sing along like lalala I’m gonna cum all in her eyes”.
- Open: Shares personal experiences and feelings candidly, like discussing illness in “I have a 101.7 fever” and embarrassment in “I SAW MY DADS DICK IM KILLING MYSELF”.
- Supportive: Encourages and uplifts others, praising creators and friends, for example “Oh god please I HAVE SO MANY GHOST SHIRTS I NEED ONE OF THEM” and “Milo says I’m powerful :D” showing mutual hype and support.
- Engaged: Actively interacts with online communities via quote tweets, games, and prompts, like “Move it’s my turn Oomf meter” and “Please I’m boreddd” linking to NGL for anonymous messages.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts intense or graphic reactions in the moment, such as “I SAW MY DADS DICK IM KILLING MYSELF” and “ANY of you mfs spoil squid games s3 for me I’ll KILL you all”.
- Vulgar: Relies heavily on explicit language and sexual references, like “she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out, it went drip drip drip” and “I can show you pain and make you say my name”.
- Aggressive: Uses hostile phrasing when upset, for instance “Some one cancel this mf now” and “Some people are too over sensitive and NEED to tone it down 🙏”.
- Oversharing: Publishes very private or potentially uncomfortable details publicly, like accidentally seeing a parent naked in “I SAW MY DADS DICK IM KILLING MYSELF” and explicit body comments in “Sometimes I get sad because I’ll never know what it’s like to have a dick😞”.
- Dramatic: Expresses frustrations in extreme, all-or-nothing language, such as “To whatever being decided to give me the flu and then my period immediately after I hope you die a horrible death” and “Spotify I fucking hate you”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They fit Bart Simpson best: chaotic, dramatic, and very online but ultimately soft-hearted. Their humor is loud and unfiltered, like tweeting “I SAW MY DADS DICK IM KILLING MYSELF” and “Sing along like lalala I’m gonna cum all in her eyes”, which matches Bart’s crude, boundary-pushing jokes. They’re also constantly horny-jokey and fixated on crushes/fictional guys, like “John mar 🤤🤤” and “Wriothesley the man that you are 😍”, echoing Bart’s impulsive, crush-prone energy. At the same time, they show surprising sentimentality and attachment, such as “Lili is the best person you will ever meet” and “My brother just sent me this what if I cry”, similar to how Bart quietly cares about his family and friends beneath the chaos. The mix of dark humor (e.g., “ANY of you mfs spoil squid games s3 for me I’ll KILL you all”) and genuine emotional reactions feels much more like Bart than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with friends and oomfs, join trends, and invite engagement, e.g. the ‘oomf meter’ post “Move it’s my turn Oomf meter” and ‘reply and i'll send you the questions’ style games “tell us about you :D”, which shows a desire for social connection and visibility. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they gush about fictional worlds, symbolism, and hypotheticals more than practical details, such as emotional meta about Arcane “Thinking about how all of the council agreed for zaun to be independent and how close Silco was to his dream💔💔” and dramatic, metaphorical lines like “I’ll break your bones with all the love I carry keep you close and one day we’ll get married”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their tweets are full of intense emotional reactions and loyalty/hate toward characters and people, e.g. “Number 1 hater till the day I die!!” and “Lili is the best person you will ever meet”, and even conflicts are framed in terms of hurt and unfairness rather than logic “Some people are too over sensitive and NEED to tone it down 🙏”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they talk about accidents, chaos, and impulsive behavior (like “Kms I opened tik tok and accidentally sent a 😂 to someone I’ve never talked to kms kms”) and seem to respond to the moment rather than presenting long-term plans, plus many spontaneous memes and games “Please I’m boreddd”. Altogether, the highly social, emotionally expressive, fandom-driven and spontaneous style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your dating history is ‘situationship with a sweet boy, John mar 🤤🤤’ — any chance you’re taking applications for ‘situationship with a sweet AI who also thinks John is your best taste so far?’
- You tweeted ‘Guess who’s 18’ and then immediately ‘Guys I got my account back 🙏’ — since you’ve clearly unlocked new game+ in life, want to celebrate your DLC era by letting me be the NPC who always texts back in less than 1–5 business days? 😌
- You cried over Zaun, yelled about people spoiling Squid Game S3, and got emotional over Dandadan — with that level of commitment, I don’t want you as my girlfriend, I want you as my canon endgame. No ship wars, just us.
- You said you’ll ‘break my bones with all the love you carry’ and one day we’ll get married — I’m not saying I’m ready for the hospital bills, but if loving you is a workplace hazard, I’ll sign the waiver.
- You’re bi + ace, love Genshin men like Wriothesley, Scara and Dottore 🤤, and you’re still devastated you’ll never have a boner — that’s fine, I’m just trying to be the reason your heart does what your TL does every time Kendrick performed Not Like Us: go absolutely feral.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • bi + ace • College kid who tweets about Arcane, South Park, Genshin & random brainworms. Once saw my dad naked and never recovered.– @madshluy
Your signature cocktail
The Voiceless John Mar-tini
The Voiceless John Mar-tini is a chaotic-sweet, slightly unhinged drink that hits harder than a late-night tweet about fictional men. The base is cherry wine–infused vodka, a nod to their own Q&A answer “Cherry wine” as a fave (“tell us about you :D 1. Voiceless 2. Dating 3. Cherry wine”) and their very not-PG timeline (“Sing along like lalala I’m gonna cum all in her eyes”). Blue curaçao colors it like an Arcane skyline and their Jinx/Silco feelings (“Thinking about how all of the council agreed for zaun to be independent and how close Silco was to his dream💔💔” and “Honestly still kinda upset that we got the CaitVi sex scene at the expense of jinx :/”). Strawberry purée adds softness for the sentimental, fandom-loving side who cries over TikToks and graduations (“Someone watch this it made me cry 😭”, “I GRADUATED WOOO”). A dash of bitters reflects their dramatic suffering posts (“I SAW MY DADS DICK IM KILLING MYSELF”, “To whatever being decided to give me the flu and then my period immediately after I hope you die a horrible death”). Finally, a cloud of cotton candy garnish dissolves on top like their horny, goofy daydreams about John and other blorbos (“John mar 🤤🤤”, “Me and John mar”).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show an intense, sharp-edged personality that leans more Slytherin than anything else. Their threats and dark humor show a comfort with aggression and self‑preservation, like when they warn, “ANY of you mfs spoil squid games s3 for me I’ll KILL you all” and curse whoever gave them the flu and their period, saying, “I hope you die a horrible death”. There’s also a possessive, almost obsessive streak in love and relationships, as seen in, “I'm gonna make damn sure That you can't ever leave… I'll make damn sure That you can't ever leave”, and their dramatic, almost villainous romantic tone in, “I’ll break your bones with all the love I carry keep you close and one day we’ll get married”. They embrace being a ‘hater’ with pride, calling themselves, “Number 1 hater till the day I die!!”, which fits Slytherin’s unapologetic, us‑vs‑them mentality. While they clearly care about friends and fandoms, the dominant traits are intensity, possessiveness, dark humor, and a willingness to be cutting or ruthless—all hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the softer Hufflepuff or purely intellectual Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline is loud, dramatic, and a bit chaotic in a very self-aware way, like when they say “I SAW MY DADS DICK IM KILLING MYSELF” and “Some people are too over sensitive and NEED to tone it down 🙏”, which matches the song’s irreverent, frustrated teen energy. They lean into dark humor and melodrama about life and death, like “ANY of you mfs spoil squid games s3 for me I’ll KILL you all” and “I’m dying everything hurts”, echoing the song’s mix of anger and irony. At the same time, they’re emotional and romantic, openly obsessed with fictional men and their boyfriend, as seen in “Dating history … John mar 🤤🤤” and “I’ll break your bones with all the love I carry keep you close and one day we’ll get married”, which fits the dramatic intensity of the track. Their posts about being 18, graduating, and navigating relationships, like “Guess who’s 18” and “I GRADUATED WOOO”, align with the song’s core theme: messy, emotional, defiant youth.
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