Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Oasis, The Cure, Interpol, Man City and others, e.g. “MELHOR FINAL DE SEMANA DA MINHA VIDA OASIS TE AMO” and “THE CURE 🙏 THE CURE 🙏 THE CURE 🙏”.
- Community‑oriented: Values online and offline connections, mentioning moots and shared experiences like meeting mutuals at the Oasis shows: “Conheci tantos moots queridos pessoalmente… que experiência incrível!!!”.
- Humoristic: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like comparing herself to mads mikkelsen’s bad movies “eu com os filmes ruins do mads mikkelsen” and joking about Haaland and Bolsonaro in “coitado do haaland…”.
- Culturally engaged: Engages deeply with music, film, and TV, referencing Disintegration, The Stone Roses, Del Toro’s Frankenstein, Train Dreams, and Severance vs Succession in tweets like “por curiosidade tava vendo q albuns foram lançados em 1989…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings—joy, frustration, nostalgia—such as crying at The Cure in “começou a tocar Just like heaven… comecei a chorar no meio do trabalho” and calling the Oasis weekend the best of her life in “MELHOR FINAL DE SEMANA DA MINHA VIDA OASIS TE AMO”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward people or institutions, e.g. “sonne do rammstein é a música oficial de gravar video de igreja” followed by swearing elsewhere like “so pq eu falei vsf kkkkkkkkkkkkkk”.
- Volatile reactions: Responds very intensely to sports and fandom setbacks, including threats of self‑harm framed as jokes, like “eu odeio machester city vou me matar IM GONNA KILL MYSELF VC TA OUVINDO PEP GUARDIOLA”.
- Overfixated fandom: Large emotional dependency on bands and events, e.g. counting down obsessively to Oasis and The Cure in “1 mês pro oasis ja estou alucinando o riff…” and multiple tweets about Robert Smith as a kind of ‘grandfather’.
- Negativity spikes: Tweets can turn heavily negative or cynical, such as “assistir s******* t***** é um grande desafio de tente não dizer fodase” and frustration with fandom or politics in “mano vsf o comeback era pra ser ot9 vai se fuder sm pqp”.
- Self‑comparison: Often compares herself unfavorably with others’ age, careers, or looks, e.g. “e pensar que o haaland é 3 anos mais velho que eu só” and recounting constant comparisons to celebrities in “tava comprando roupa e o moço disse que eu parecia o Ozzy Osbourne”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-verbal, and deeply into niche interests, but also politically aware and idealistic. Like Lisa with her obsessions (jazz, books, causes), they fixate intensely on bands and media, gushing about The Cure, Interpol, Oasis and more, as in “THE CURE 🙏 THE CURE 🙏 THE CURE 🙏THE CURE 🙏…” and “por curiosidade tava vendo q albuns foram lançados em 1989… qual a CHANCEE deus está realmente em todas as coisas 🙏🙏”. Their political and social awareness comes through in tweets like “todo dia o paul banks mandando o trump tomar no cu no insta ❤️❤️ alerta de fofura” and “não tem como, o coisa ruim voltou 🇧🇷🇧🇷”, echoing Lisa’s anti-authoritarian streak. The user’s emotional intensity and occasional melodrama, such as “eu odeio machester city vou me matar IM GONNA KILL MYSELF VC TA OUVINDO PEP GUARDIOLA”, feel like Lisa’s over-the-top but sincere reactions when things she cares about go wrong. Finally, their love for art, film, and literature—seen in posts like “assisti Train dreams (2025)… meu filme favorito de 2025 até agora” and “começou a tocar Just like heaven do the cure no fone agr e eu comecei a chorar no meio do trabalho”—matches Lisa’s identity as the sensitive, cultured, and sometimes painfully earnest member of the group.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share in-the-moment reactions about concerts, football matches, and public events, and clearly thrive on social connection, e.g. being at Morumbis and meeting moots: “Neste exato momento no aeroporto aguardando meu vôo pra voltar pra casa sem saber oq fazer dps de hj. Conheci tantos moots queridos pessoalmente 🩵🩵 que experiência incrível!!! OASIS IS GOING TO LIVE FOREVER 🩵”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they obsess over bands, films, narratives and big emotional symbolism rather than practical details, like connecting album release coincidences to fate: “por curiosidade tava vendo q albuns foram lançados em 1989 e não só o the cure lançou Disintegration como o stone roses lançou The Stone Roses, mas eles lançaram NO MESMO DIA, 2 DE MAIO qual a CHANCEE deus está realmente em todas as coisas 🙏🙏”. The tone is clearly Feeling over Thinking: their judgments are emotional, dramatic and value-driven (politics, fandom loyalty, affection for artists), for example: “começou a tocar Just like heaven do the cure no fone agr e eu comecei a chorar no meio do trabalho do absoluto nada robert smith te amo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “todo dia o paul banks mandando o trump tomar no cu no insta ❤️❤️ alerta de fofura”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, full of last‑minute anxieties and going with the emotional flow instead of structured planning, like stressing about merch/shipping right before a concert: “1 semana antes do show vsf adidas eu moro em xique xique bahia nao chega aqui nem se o entregador vier de foguete vai se fude” and joking about barely tracking their own movie-watching: “vi só 26 filmes esse ano”. Their high-energy stanning, many interests in one account, emotional intensity, and love of big shared experiences fit the overall profile of an ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Disintegration and The Stone Roses dropping on the same day is proof God exists, what does it mean that I found someone who cries to Just Like Heaven at work, worships Robert Smith, and still screams OASIS IS GOING TO LIVE FOREVER? Because I’m starting to think the universe is shipping us.
- You went from ‘eu odeio manchester city vou me matar’ to ‘isto é manchester citeh 🤤🤤🔥🔥💙’ so fast that your love arc for football is already better written than Severance vs Succession discourse. Want to speed-run another plot twist and go from mutuals to Morumbis date night?
- You literally have a photo on the feeds of Oasis, Liam, and Noel, plus someone once told you that you look like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon… At this point I don’t want a rockstar boyfriend, I just want *you*—the entire British rock multiverse in one person.
- You watched Train Dreams, Frankenstein 2025, all the ‘shitty’ Mads Mikkelsen movies, Golden Globes, Oscar nominations, AND still found time to yell at Bolsonaro, Trump, and Clancy… With that much range, are you sure you don’t have a little space in your schedule to obsess over one more thing—me?
- You’re seeing Interpol twice in the same week, manifesting The Cure in Brazil, and survived Adidas shipping to Xique-Xique for an Oasis show. Statistically, if anyone can make long-distance, bad schedules, and delayed merch work, it’s you—so how about we try a limited edition ‘us’ next?
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Oasis in São Paulo, crying to The Cure, yelling at Haaland. Once had my face on Liam, Noel AND Oasis’ feeds and it’s still my top career achievement.– @madsroyco
Your signature cocktail
Step Into the Lime (Oasis Is Going to Live Forever)
Cachaça with lime peel is the Brazilian backbone of the drink, a nod to their chaotic, patriotic football and politics timeline, from begging Liverpool in all caps to yelling about Haaland and Bolsonaro in tweets like “coitado do haaland a última vez q ele fez gol o bolsonaro ainda era presidente”. Blue curaçao brings the Manchester City blue of “isto é manchester citeh 🤤🤤🔥🔥💙” while still being a bit tacky and fun, like live-tweeting matches and threatening Pep Guardiola. The espresso shot fuels their intense stan/film festival energy as they sprint from Oasis hysteria in “OASIS IS GOING TO LIVE FOREVER 🩵” to cinephile takes like “assisti Train dreams (2025)… meu filme favorito de 2025 até agora”. Tonic water adds a bitter, fizzy edge for their dry humor and occasional despair, channeling posts like “eu odeio machester city vou me matar IM GONNA KILL MYSELF VC TA OUVINDO PEP GUARDIOLA”. The smoked salt rim is pure goth-indie drama, a little Disintegration haze and Oasis stadium dust in one, capturing the reverence of “como sera q anda o robert smith, um beijo pro robert smith” and that life-peak weekend of “MELHOR FINAL DE SEMANA DA MINHA VIDA OASIS TE AMO”. This is a strong, slightly bitter, intensely blue drink that shouldn’t work together—but absolutely does, just like having Interpol, Oasis, The Cure, EXO and Manchester City in the same brain.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a loud, impulsive personality that fits Gryffindor best. They frequently speak in a raw, confrontational way when riled up by politics or football, like calling out Brazilian politics in “não tem como, o coisa ruim voltou 🇧🇷🇧🇷” and reacting furiously to legal news in “CARMEN LÚCIDA VAI TOMANDOOO”, which suggests a bold, reactive streak. Their sports fandom is intense and dramatic rather than calm or analytical; they swing from worship in “isto é manchester citeh 🤤🤤🔥🔥💙” to theatrical despair in “eu odeio machester city vou me matar IM GONNA KILL MYSELF VC TA OUVINDO PEP GUARDIOLA”, showing emotional, fearless expression. They also throw themselves into experiences head‑first, flying to São Paulo for Oasis and describing it as the “MELHOR FINAL DE SEMANA DA MINHA VIDA” in “MELHOR FINAL DE SEMANA DA MINHA VIDA OASIS TE AMO”, then openly lingering in the emotional aftermath in “Neste exato momento no aeroporto aguardando meu vôo pra voltar pra casa sem saber oq fazer dps de hj.”. While they clearly care about friends and artists, the dominant vibe is not quiet loyalty or cerebral analysis but loud passion, swearing, and standing up for what they love and hate without filters, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Your song
Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis
Their entire timeline orbits Oasis and 90s/00s rock, from losing their mind over the reunion — “meu deus eu vou ver o oasis esse mês, realmente vai acontecer eu nao acredito” — to calling that weekend the “MELHOR FINAL DE SEMANA DA MINHA VIDA OASIS TE AMO”. Don't Look Back in Anger fits the blend of emotional intensity and gallows humor they show when they joke about football and life going wrong, like “eu odeio machester city vou me matar IM GONNA KILL MYSELF VC TA OUVINDO PEP GUARDIOLA” yet still celebrate wins with “isto é manchester citeh 🤤🤤🔥🔥💙”. The song’s theme of nostalgia and catharsis mirrors how they treat music as something almost religious, from The Cure worship — “THE CURE 🙏 THE CURE 🙏 …” — to crying when “começou a tocar Just like heaven do the cure no fone agr e eu comecei a chorar no meio do trabalho do absoluto nada”. They also constantly frame the Oasis gigs as life-defining, like “OASIS IS GOING TO LIVE FOREVER”, which echoes the song’s anthemic, arms-around-your-mates energy. Overall, Don’t Look Back in Anger captures their mix of fandom, drama, humor, and sincere, communal emotion better than anything else.
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