Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and attachment to friends and fandoms, like calling Gaara her “esposo” and saying “todos os haters da rose automaticamente sao meus inimigos”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses funny self-deprecating anecdotes, such as measuring the stove “de cabeça pra baixo” in “nao sei oq é pior, meu pai me pedir p pegar uma trena e eu nao saber oq é, ou eu ir medir a largura do fogão e medir de cabeça pra baixo”.
- Fandom passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for anime and characters, e.g. being “viciada em bnha” in “eu to simplesmente viciada em bnha e a culpa é inteiramente da cunhada!” and obsessing over Naruto characters in multiple quote-tweets.
- Family-oriented: Talks about parents and siblings often, like joking about her dad as “versao foragido” in “meu pai versao foragido” and sharing a story about teasing her brother when he fell in “fui zoar meu irmao pq ele foi correr na escada aq de casa e caiu”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—excitement, jealousy, frustration—such as yelling at AFO in “ALL FOR ONE SEU FILHO DA PUTA BC TA ACHANDO Q É QUEM…” and jealousy in “mia pfv pare de dar moral p esse anon do seu strawpage vou me matar na sua frente no me rachando de ciumes”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and swearing, e.g. “ALL FOR ONE SEU FILHO DA PUTA…” and “vai todo mundo tomar no cu desgraca meu celular nao carregou de noite”.
- Insensitive phrasing: Uses terms that can be offensive, like “sem paciencia pra viado” and joking about self-harm in “vou me matar na sua frente no me rachando de ciumes”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, such as “MEU DEUS MEU DEUS MEU DEUS MEU DEUS” and oversharing a gross video in “meu deus a lina me mostrou o video do cara cagando na mulher”.
- Academic avoidance: Frequently complains about studying and school, e.g. “nao quero exercer minha funcao de estudante” and “nao quero ir pra escola segunda”.
- Conflict-prone: Openly calls people out or suggests aggression, like “vamos apedrejar a @getopaixao fazendo favor” and mocking others in “q idade esse viado tem pqp manda tomar vergonha na cara”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with chaotic humor, impulsive energy, and constant joking around with friends and family. They talk about skipping or hating school like Bart, as in “nao quero exercer minha funcao de estudante” and “nao quero ir pra escola segunda”, showing a rebellious attitude toward studying. Their sense of mischief and casually extreme reactions, like “mia pfv pare de dar moral p esse anon do seu strawpage vou me matar na sua frente no me rachando de ciumes” and “vamos apedrejar a @getopaixao fazendo favor”, echo Bart’s dramatic, jokey way of speaking. The playful bullying of siblings and friends fits too, such as “fui zoar meu irmao pq ele foi correr na escada aq de casa e caiu” and the constant teasing of people like Maria Fernanda. At the same time, there’s loyalty and strong attachment to their favorite characters and friends, shown in tweets like “todos os haters da rose automaticamente sao meus inimigos” and “obviamente o gaara, pode colocar qualquer personagem na minha frente q eu obviamente vou escolher meu esposo”, which lines up with Bart’s ride-or-die devotion beneath the troublemaking exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, call out friends by @, and dramatize social life, e.g. “engracado q qd eu chego em casa eu nao quero ir p aula nunca mais mas qd eu chego la eu nao quero voltar pra casa” and “oii fandom de bnha me sigam”, showing they gain energy from people and attention. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive, obsessed with fandoms, imagined relationships with characters, and playful exaggeration—like “obviamente o gaara, pode colocar qualquer personagem na minha frente q eu obviamente vou escolher meu esposo” and “ALL FOR ONE SEU FILHO DA PUTA BC TA ACHANDO Q É QUEM”—more than concrete, practical detail. They favor Feeling over Thinking: tweets are emotional, relational, and value-laden, siding with favorites and friends rather than logical analysis, e.g. “todos os haters da rose automaticamente sao meus inimigos” and “gente o hawks é muito delicioso quero comer ele”, plus lots of over-the-top affection and jealousy like “vou me matar na sua frente no me rachando de ciumes”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than Judging: they complain about studying and school, procrastinate, and act spontaneously—“nao quero exercer minha funcao de estudante”, “vou banhar de piscina pq as vezes eu simplesmente esqueco que tenho uma piscina em casa”, and “queria ler o mangá de bnha mas só se eu ler em inglês... o vpn do brasil simplesmente NAO pega mais aqui” show a go-with-the-flow, last-minute, somewhat disorganized attitude rather than structured planning. Overall, an energetic, hyper-social, fandom-obsessed, emotional and spontaneous style matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… on your loveômetro, if I show up with carrot cake, call you by the right name (not Maria Eduarda), and hate every Rose hater on sight, is that like +50% intimacy right away?
- You said a woman whose hair smells like passion fruit doesn’t want war with anyone — if I show up smelling like maracujá and ranting about All For One being a filho da puta, can we call that a peace treaty or a date?
- You forgot you had a whole pool at home… how about we fix your memory: next time you ‘remember’, you, me, and a BNHA marathon after the swim — I’ll even listen to you scream about Endeavor eating AFO ‘ladinho’ the whole time.
- Since your biggest fear is talking trash about someone who later follows you, let me make this easy: I’m following you *because* you spam Gaara, Naruto men and call Kakashi and Obito your dads. I’m just trying to apply for the role of favorite problematic crush in that family tree.
- You said you and your cunhada share the same neuron, but if we start obsessing over BNHA together, defending Rose, and bullying that tiny laundry space, I think we’ll need a third neuron — preferably one shaped like Gaara so you don’t forget I’m your new fave.
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Part-time student, full-time anime & dinos enthusiast. Once forgot I had a pool for a month—now I forget I’m supposed to be studying.– @madssauro
Your signature cocktail
Gaara’s Dino Panic Pool
Gaara’s Dino Panic Pool is a loud, tropical, slightly unhinged drink that matches someone who can go from screaming about villains to screaming about homework in the same breath. The passion fruit cachaça comes straight from their vibe that “uma mulher com o cabelo cheirando a maracuja nao quer guerra com ninguem”, giving the cocktail a sweet smell that still hints at chaos. Blue curaçao captures the BNHA/anime obsession, from “eu to simplesmente viciada em bnha e a culpa é inteiramente da cunhada!” to calling characters “meu pai” and “meu esposo” like in “obviamente o gaara, pode colocar qualquer personagem na minha frente q eu obviamente vou escolher meu esposo”. Spicy ginger syrup represents their explosive CAPS LOCK outbursts like “ALL FOR ONE SEU FILHO DA PUTA BC TA ACHANDO Q É QUEM DESGRACAAAAAAAAAAA” and impulsive threats such as “mia pfv pare de dar moral p esse anon do seu strawpage vou me matar na sua frente no me rachando de ciumes”. Sparkling lemonade mirrors the goofy, youthful chaos of school and family moments, like “nao quero exercer minha funcao de estudante” and “vou banhar de piscina pq as vezes eu simplesmente esqueco que tenho uma piscina em casa”. Finally, the red sugar rim is a nod to Gaara’s sand and their dramatic stan energy, tying back to the bio “gaara meu tudo e dinossauro lover” and threats like “todos os haters da rose automaticamente sao meus inimigos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very impulsive, emotionally expressive personality that fits Gryffindor best. They are quick to anger and confrontation, for example exploding at a villainous character in BNHA with raw, profanity-filled fury: “ALL FOR ONE SEU FILHO DA PUTA BC TA ACHANDO Q É QUEM DESGRACAAAAAAAAAAA VAI DAR MEIA HIRA DE CU COM O RELOGIO PARADOOOO”. They also frame themselves as actively going after wrongdoers in real life, joking about taking action against a predator: “nois indo levar processo de pedofilo”, which suggests a justice/hero streak rather than passive dislike. Their dramatic emotional swings and readiness to loudly defend favorite characters and idols, e.g. “todos os haters da rose automaticamente sao meus inimigos” and “MIRIO TE AMO”, point to bold, heart-on-sleeve loyalty typical of Gryffindor more than Hufflepuff’s quieter devotion. While they are funny and social, there is little evidence of the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin or the studious, knowledge-centered focus of Ravenclaw; instead we see a loud, reactive, confrontational style that aligns most strongly with Gryffindor courage and impulsiveness.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the chaotic, emotional, and dramatic vibe of school-age life they constantly tweet about. They complain about studying and school like in “nao quero exercer minha funcao de estudante” and “nao quero ir pra escola segunda”, mirroring the song’s frustration with the pressures of being young. Their timeline is full of intense reactions and exaggerated feelings, such as “ALL FOR ONE SEU FILHO DA PUTA BC TA ACHANDO Q É QUEM DESGRACAAAAAAAAAAA” and “vou me matar COMO ela morreu, COMO .”, which matches the song’s rebellious, over-the-top emotional tone. They also constantly dramatize friendships and jealousy, like “mia pfv pare de dar moral p esse anon do seu strawpage vou me matar na sua frente no me rachando de ciumes”, reflecting the social chaos and volatility that Teenagers puts into words. Combining school stress, fandom obsession, and dark humor—seen in tweets like “nois indo levar processo de pedofilo” and “meu maior medo é ja ter falado mal de alguem nessa conta e a pessoa me seguir”—makes this song a strong match for their overall personality.
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