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This user fits Lisa Simpson best: emotional, introspective, and constantly overthinking relationships and life. Like Lisa, they swing between confidence and insecurity, saying things like "eu to mto gorda vey" and "É cada humilhação pro cabelo ficar bonito mds", but also feeling proud and attractive in "Olocoooo tirei uma foto mto boa de pijama Ce tá doido me senti mto gostosa". They’re romantic and idealistic, wanting love and a future family, as in "queria passar o dia dos namorados namorando", "Namora eu", and "QUERO SER MÃE DE MENINA E DE MENINO", very similar to Lisa’s tendency to fantasize about deep connections and her future. The user is also highly sentimental and family-conscious, talking about their parents and grandmother in tweets like "Meu pai tá doido pra ir pra sp pra visitar o cara q treinou ele" and "Minha vó ficou chocada quando descobriu q vou fazer 20 anos", which echoes Lisa’s strong family ties even when she’s frustrated. Their existential mood swings and self-reflection, shown in "crise existencial bateu" and "Queria parar de pensar nele", match Lisa’s introspective, sometimes melancholy nature. Despite the jokes about "tesão" and chaotic humor, the emotional depth, sensitivity, and overthinking vibe are very Lisa-coded.

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They lean Extroverted: they frequently talk about going out, wanting to date, and interacting with others, like “queria passar o dia dos namorados namorando”, “Namora eu”, and being "obrigando minha irmã a assistir 9 1 1" “Tô obrigando minha irmã a assistir 9 1 1”, all suggesting high social energy and focus on people. Their focus is clearly Sensing: they constantly reference physical experiences and immediate sensations such as food and touch, e.g. “Namoral eu quero ir pra sp só pra comer no hi poke”, “Comi uma pão de queijo maravilhoso”, and bodily states like “Agr o frio foi pras pernas e não vou colocar uma calça não” and “Meu cabelo acordou belíssimo e eu nem fiz nada”, rather than abstract or theoretical topics. They are strongly Feeling: decisions and reactions center on emotions, relationships, and affection—wanting to be liked or chosen, as in “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...”, “Queria parar de pensar nele”, and the explicitly romantic line “to te querendo como ninguém to te querendo como deus quiser”, plus concern about how she treats others like “Mds ela achou q eu tava dando em cima dela Só fui carinhosa”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: they show spontaneity and lack of long-term planning, like “Sábado eu vou sair É um milagre msm”, indecisive or chaotic habits such as “Terceiro filme que eu coloco não acabo q assistir” and “Tenho q limpar minha galeria” (yet not done), and a very in-the-moment, go-with-the-flow style in “O dia foi tão chato hj” and “Nossa deu tudo errado”. Putting these together—social, sensory, emotional, and spontaneous—ESFP fits her online persona best.

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20 | Volleyball back pain enthusiast, proud cat’s enemy, and future SP food tourist. Once cut my hair ‘just the ends’ and regretted it in 3 seconds.– @maduwalsh

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A bold hit of coffee-infused cachaça fuels that chaotic, zero-filter energy, the kind that tweets “Tenho tesao infinito” and proudly shares “📍tesãolandia”. Tangy passion fruit captures the mix of longing and crush-talk in “Namora eu” and “to te querendo como ninguém to te querendo como deus quiser”. Light, bubbly sparkling coconut water mirrors the playful, homey vibes of “Minha mãe só faz coisa gostosa” and the cozy complaint of “O dia foi tão chato hj”. A dash of chili tincture adds that unexpected burn that shows up in “me dclp eu pensei com a xota” and “Se ele soubesse o nojo que eu tenho dele nem dava oi”. Finally, a bright lime peel twist cuts through the drama and mood swings of “crise existencial bateu” and “Nossa deu tudo errado”, because even when it’s bitter, she still serves freshness and flair.

Your Hogwarts House
This account leans strongly Hufflepuff, with a focus on affection, relationships, and emotional loyalty. They show a deep desire for connection and commitment in tweets like “Se você quiser Podemos ser um caso indefinido ou nada mais Apenas bons amigos, namorar, casar, ter filhos...” and “Namora eu”, suggesting a heart-first, loyal nature rather than strategic ambition. Their warmth and caretaking impulses appear in posts such as “Vou viciada nos vídeos da Marina Agr tô com vontade de ter uma filha” and the emphatic wish “QUERO SER MÃE DE MENINA E DE MENINO”, which fit Hufflepuff’s nurturing side. They also express hurt and attachment with lines like “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...” and “Queria parar de pensar nele”, showing how heavily they invest emotionally in others. While they have some impulsive, bold comments (which might hint at Gryffindor), overall they prioritize affection, comfort, and emotional constancy—classic Hufflepuff traits.

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A song that fits them well is thank u, next by Ariana Grande, because their timeline mixes romantic drama, self-reflection, and a strong sense of moving on while still being affectionate and playful. They oscillate between longing and detachment, like when they post “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...” and soon after admit “Queria parar de pensar nele”, mirroring the song’s theme of processing past relationships and growing from them. There’s also clear romantic and sexual energy in tweets such as “Tenho tesao infinito”, “Namora eu”, and “to te querendo como ninguém to te querendo como deus quiser to te querendo como eu te quero to te querendo como se quer”, which aligns with Ariana’s confident, self-aware attitude toward love. At the same time, they show resilience and self-focus, joking about their looks and mood swings with posts like “Olocoooo tirei uma foto mto boa de pijama Ce tá doido meu senti mto gostosa no” and “crise existencial bateu”, echoing the song’s message of learning to love oneself after emotional chaos. Overall, the mix of heartbreak, humor, desire, and growth in their tweets reflects the emotional arc and empowered tone of thank u, next.

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