Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and liking toward others, e.g. “eu gosto de vc” and romantic/caring jokes like “hoje ta meio friozinho nao ta? entao se vc quiser casaco e so casacomigo”.
- Family-Oriented: Talks a lot about parents, sister, and grandma, such as “Minha irmã tá reclamando que eu mando mto vídeo pra ela no insta 😭”, “Meu pai tá doido pra ir pra sp pra visitar o cara q treinou ele”, and “Minha vó ficou chocada quando descobriu q vou fazer 20 anos”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, sexual, and self-deprecating humor like “me dclp eu pensei com a xota”, “Tenho tesao infinito”, and “Olocoooo tirei uma foto mto boa de pijama Ce tá doido meu senti mto gostosa no”.
- Emotionally-Expressive: Openly shares feelings from boredom to desire and sadness, such as “Queria parar de pensar nele”, “crise existencial bateu”, and “O dia foi tão chato hj”.
- Playfully-Romantic: Frequently references crushes, relationships, and future family, e.g. “queria passar o dia dos namorados namorando”, “Namora eu”, and “QUERO SER MÃE DE MENINA E DE MENINO”.
Weaknesses:
- Insecure-Body-Image: Expresses dissatisfaction with appearance, like “eu to mto gorda vey” and worries over hair and photos such as “É cada humilhação pro cabelo ficar bonito mds”.
- Emotional-Impulsivity: Acts or thinks first then regrets, as in “me dclp eu pensei com a xota” and intense swings like “Tenho tesao infinito” followed by regretful or sad posts about someone.
- Romantic-Fixation: Repeatedly stuck on one person and relationship status, e.g. “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...”, “Queria parar de pensar nele”, and “Ele sabe só não liga mais...”.
- Negativity-Bias: Focuses often on bad days or annoyance, like “O dia foi tão chato hj”, “Que sábado chato”, and “Nossa deu tudo errado”.
- Overthinking: Shows rumination about life and others’ perceptions, e.g. “crise existencial bateu”, “Acho q minha mãe viu uma foto...”, and “Mds ela achou q eu tava dando em cima dela Só fui carinhosa”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: emotional, introspective, and constantly overthinking relationships and life. Like Lisa, they swing between confidence and insecurity, saying things like "eu to mto gorda vey" and "É cada humilhação pro cabelo ficar bonito mds", but also feeling proud and attractive in "Olocoooo tirei uma foto mto boa de pijama Ce tá doido me senti mto gostosa". They’re romantic and idealistic, wanting love and a future family, as in "queria passar o dia dos namorados namorando", "Namora eu", and "QUERO SER MÃE DE MENINA E DE MENINO", very similar to Lisa’s tendency to fantasize about deep connections and her future. The user is also highly sentimental and family-conscious, talking about their parents and grandmother in tweets like "Meu pai tá doido pra ir pra sp pra visitar o cara q treinou ele" and "Minha vó ficou chocada quando descobriu q vou fazer 20 anos", which echoes Lisa’s strong family ties even when she’s frustrated. Their existential mood swings and self-reflection, shown in "crise existencial bateu" and "Queria parar de pensar nele", match Lisa’s introspective, sometimes melancholy nature. Despite the jokes about "tesão" and chaotic humor, the emotional depth, sensitivity, and overthinking vibe are very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extroverted: they frequently talk about going out, wanting to date, and interacting with others, like “queria passar o dia dos namorados namorando”, “Namora eu”, and being "obrigando minha irmã a assistir 9 1 1" “Tô obrigando minha irmã a assistir 9 1 1”, all suggesting high social energy and focus on people. Their focus is clearly Sensing: they constantly reference physical experiences and immediate sensations such as food and touch, e.g. “Namoral eu quero ir pra sp só pra comer no hi poke”, “Comi uma pão de queijo maravilhoso”, and bodily states like “Agr o frio foi pras pernas e não vou colocar uma calça não” and “Meu cabelo acordou belíssimo e eu nem fiz nada”, rather than abstract or theoretical topics. They are strongly Feeling: decisions and reactions center on emotions, relationships, and affection—wanting to be liked or chosen, as in “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...”, “Queria parar de pensar nele”, and the explicitly romantic line “to te querendo como ninguém to te querendo como deus quiser”, plus concern about how she treats others like “Mds ela achou q eu tava dando em cima dela Só fui carinhosa”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: they show spontaneity and lack of long-term planning, like “Sábado eu vou sair É um milagre msm”, indecisive or chaotic habits such as “Terceiro filme que eu coloco não acabo q assistir” and “Tenho q limpar minha galeria” (yet not done), and a very in-the-moment, go-with-the-flow style in “O dia foi tão chato hj” and “Nossa deu tudo errado”. Putting these together—social, sensory, emotional, and spontaneous—ESFP fits her online persona best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your day was ‘so boring today’ and that Saturdays are ‘so lame’… want to fix that statistical error and let me be the reason one of them finally goes very, very right? 📍not Tesãolandia, just With-You-landia.
- You’re there freezing, refusing to put on pants because ‘the cold went to your legs’ and you ‘just managed to warm up’… let’s negotiate: I bring a hoodie, you bring that patronus-level smile, and we see if two hot people cancel out the cold.
- You keep saying you want to spend Valentine’s Day actually dating someone, you want a boy and a girl someday, and you cry over romantic tweets… I’m just saying, that sounds like someone ready to leave the ‘Namora eu’ tweet and upgrade to ‘we already do.’
- Your dad wants to go to SP to visit the guy who trained him, you want to go just to eat at Hi Poke, and I want to go to be the reason you tweet ‘after this I can die in peace’—seems like São Paulo is begging for this crossover episode.
- You posted ‘I thought with my xota’ and then ‘I want to stop thinking about him’ and ‘he just doesn’t care anymore’… how about we start a new era where you think with your heart, forget that guy, and I prove that someone actually knows how to treat you better than a horse that’s supposed to be laughing?
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20 | Volleyball back pain enthusiast, proud cat’s enemy, and future SP food tourist. Once cut my hair ‘just the ends’ and regretted it in 3 seconds.– @maduwalsh
Your signature cocktail
Tesãolandia Cold Front
A bold hit of coffee-infused cachaça fuels that chaotic, zero-filter energy, the kind that tweets “Tenho tesao infinito” and proudly shares “📍tesãolandia”. Tangy passion fruit captures the mix of longing and crush-talk in “Namora eu” and “to te querendo como ninguém to te querendo como deus quiser”. Light, bubbly sparkling coconut water mirrors the playful, homey vibes of “Minha mãe só faz coisa gostosa” and the cozy complaint of “O dia foi tão chato hj”. A dash of chili tincture adds that unexpected burn that shows up in “me dclp eu pensei com a xota” and “Se ele soubesse o nojo que eu tenho dele nem dava oi”. Finally, a bright lime peel twist cuts through the drama and mood swings of “crise existencial bateu” and “Nossa deu tudo errado”, because even when it’s bitter, she still serves freshness and flair.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account leans strongly Hufflepuff, with a focus on affection, relationships, and emotional loyalty. They show a deep desire for connection and commitment in tweets like “Se você quiser Podemos ser um caso indefinido ou nada mais Apenas bons amigos, namorar, casar, ter filhos...” and “Namora eu”, suggesting a heart-first, loyal nature rather than strategic ambition. Their warmth and caretaking impulses appear in posts such as “Vou viciada nos vídeos da Marina Agr tô com vontade de ter uma filha” and the emphatic wish “QUERO SER MÃE DE MENINA E DE MENINO”, which fit Hufflepuff’s nurturing side. They also express hurt and attachment with lines like “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...” and “Queria parar de pensar nele”, showing how heavily they invest emotionally in others. While they have some impulsive, bold comments (which might hint at Gryffindor), overall they prioritize affection, comfort, and emotional constancy—classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
A song that fits them well is thank u, next by Ariana Grande, because their timeline mixes romantic drama, self-reflection, and a strong sense of moving on while still being affectionate and playful. They oscillate between longing and detachment, like when they post “Queria q gostasse de mim ainda...” and soon after admit “Queria parar de pensar nele”, mirroring the song’s theme of processing past relationships and growing from them. There’s also clear romantic and sexual energy in tweets such as “Tenho tesao infinito”, “Namora eu”, and “to te querendo como ninguém to te querendo como deus quiser to te querendo como eu te quero to te querendo como se quer”, which aligns with Ariana’s confident, self-aware attitude toward love. At the same time, they show resilience and self-focus, joking about their looks and mood swings with posts like “Olocoooo tirei uma foto mto boa de pijama Ce tá doido meu senti mto gostosa no” and “crise existencial bateu”, echoing the song’s message of learning to love oneself after emotional chaos. Overall, the mix of heartbreak, humor, desire, and growth in their tweets reflects the emotional arc and empowered tone of thank u, next.
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