Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Conscious: Questions the efficacy of “plastic recycling” and shows concern for environmental propaganda.
- Critical Thinker: Critiques geopolitical alliances, noting it is “riskier to be a friend than an enemy of the USA”.
- Cultural Appreciation: Expresses deep admiration for Brazilian cinema, stating “Eduardo Coutinho doesn't have a single bad movie”.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: Jokes about his own coding skills when GitHub goes down, saying “it looks like I programmed the site”.
- Intellectually Curious: Consumes niche geopolitical content like the Petit Journal and values intellectual depth.
Weaknesses:
- Radical Tendencies: Advocates for the “guillotine” and encourages the MST to “radicalize” like the LCP.
- Low Frustration Tolerance: Expresses significant annoyance over “Instagram shopping” and “Kindle app updates”.
- Pessimistic Outlook: Frequently laments that the “culture of this site is getting lost” and feels surrounded by “enemies”.
- Impulsive Nature: Admits to an “inexplicable compulsion” to visit 'Deep Goiás' and threatens to do something 'crazy'.
- Hyperbolic Language: Uses extreme comparisons, claiming quitting “crack is easier than quitting coffee”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user mirrors Lisa's intellectual skepticism and social consciousness, often critiquing corporate greenwashing by stating “recycling plastic... as if that really works”. Like Lisa, they possess a sharp, cynical view of global politics and media, dryly noting that “it is riskier to be a friend than an enemy of the USA”. They express a preference for radical grassroots movements, encouraging groups like the MST to “get radicalized”, while also displaying a niche appreciation for high-brow culture such as the films of Eduardo Coutinho. Despite their high-minded ideals, they share Lisa's occasional tech-induced frustration, lamenting that “Github giving 500 errors... feels like I programmed the site”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Mael exhibits a clear Introverted (I) and Intuition (N) profile, preferring niche media like the Petit Journal podcast and Eduardo Coutinho films over mainstream social trends. Their Thinking (T) preference is evident in their blunt, cynical logic regarding geopolitics—noting “It is riskier to be a friend than an enemy of the USA”—and their skepticism toward greenwashing, calling plastic recycling “propaganda”. The Judging (J) trait appears in their critical, almost structuralist view of institutions, such as when they mock the “guillotine” as a missed lesson in radical systemic change. Their frustration with technical inefficiencies, like “Github giving 500 errors”, further highlights a results-oriented, INTJ-typical impatience with systems that fail to function logically.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a GitHub PR during an Error 500? Because even when things aren't working, I still want to spend my whole day trying to commit to you.
- Forget the Kindle app—if you let me into your world, I promise I’ll never block your access to a good story or charge you for the update.
- They say it’s riskier to be a friend than an enemy of the US, so how about we take the ultimate risk and just be lovers instead?
- If you’re looking to explore the 'Deep Goiás,' you don’t have to go alone; I’m ready to be the partner in crime for your next beautiful madness.
- Is your name Eduardo Coutinho? Because I’ve scrolled through your life and I honestly can’t find a single bad frame.
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Software dev in Goiânia surviving on coffee & cinema. Exploring Deep Goiás when I’m not debugging PRs or critiquing international policy and bad recycling takes.– @mael378856
Your signature cocktail
The Deep Goiás Guillotine
This drink captures the spirit of a developer who jokes, “Github dando erro 500 nas PRs, parece até que eu programei o site”. It is a bitter, radicalized blend inspired by their frustration that “A gente resolve não usar guilhotina e é isso que acontece”. The earthy base reflects their support for the LCP and MST, noting that “Ainda dá tempo de se radicalizar”. Served strong and unrefined, it’s the perfect companion for someone with a “compulsão inexplicável de conhecer o Deep Goiás” while avoiding the “amargura” of mainstream aesthetics.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mael378856 exhibits the Slytherin trait of radical resourcefulness and a preference for direct, often ruthless action over institutional patience, as seen in his comment: “A gente resolve não usar guilhotina e é isso que acontece. Fica de aprendizado”. His critique of mainstream activism in favor of more militant groups like the LCP—“Ainda dá tempo de se radicalizar e seguir o exemplo da LCP”—demonstrates a cunning rejection of 'fair play' in politics. Furthermore, his cynical worldview regarding international relations, stating “É mais arriscado ser amigo do que inimigo dos EUA”, highlights a focus on power dynamics and self-preservation. Even his self-deprecating humor about coding—“parece até que eu programei o site”—reflects a sharp, dry wit common among ambitious individuals who hold themselves to high standards.
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Which Side Are You On? - Pete Seeger / Florence Reece
This folk anthem perfectly aligns with the user's strong radical political leanings and their critique of institutional systems. They express a clear preference for militant agrarian movements, stating, “Ainda dá tempo de se radicalizar e seguir o exemplo da LCP”, while showing a deep skepticism toward corporate narratives, such as “reciclagem de plástico como se isso funcionasse de verdade”. Their frustration with capitalist monopolies is evident in their complaints about “Bezos bloqueou o download de livros”, suggesting a personality that demands structural change. Even their dark humor regarding history, noting that “A gente resolve não usar guilhotina e é isso que acontece”, mirrors the song's uncompromising stance on class struggle.
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