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Like Lisa, Mae is a high-achieving, deeply self-aware individual who often feels isolated by her internal struggles and high standards. She demonstrates a scholarly focus on her habits, even when they are harmful, such as when she “ordered a more precise kitchen scale” or obsessively researches the physical effects of her actions. Despite her intelligence and sarcasm, she faces a profound emotional burden, admitting that she “almost cried in front of her [mom] but refused to say what it is”. Her journey reflects Lisa’s own canonical struggles with body image and the desperate “trying to get my mom to take off work today so i can tell her about my ed and get help”, mirroring a young person's search for validation and safety in a confusing world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mae exhibits Introversion (I) through her preference for “solo activities” and a bio stating she is “trying to live quietly.” Her Sensing (S) trait is evident in her intense focus on physical sensations, such as “chest pains and heart palpitations” or the specific “smell of biscoff.” She leans toward Feeling (F), as her decisions are driven by internal emotional states, shown when she was “physically unable to even open my mouth without breaking out in tears” during a difficult conversation. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown through her impulsive behaviors and lack of rigid structure, such as her “frust shoppen” (frustration shopping) and the spontaneous decision to “liquid fast again until my juice cleanse arrives.”

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Passionate about K-pop and exploring the best of Korean and German culture. When I’m not at a concert, I’m likely perfecting my latte art or planning a food tour.– @maeniacals

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures Mae’s chaotic energy as she navigates life as a “fake bulimic bitch” who is simultaneously “counting down the seconds until the concert.” The base is fueled by caffeine to match her “chest pains and heart palpitations,” while the heavy Biscoff infusion pays homage to her “tweaking” search for anything tasting like the cookie. The dark charcoal rim represents her constant “dirty liquid fast” and juice cleanses, served in a glass chilled enough to soothe a “bleeding throat.” It’s a bittersweet mix of high-stakes drama and K-pop fandom, perfect for someone who admits “edtt is my 13th reason.”

Your Hogwarts House
Mae exhibits the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and self-preservation, often prioritizing her own methods and goals through calculated means. She demonstrates a certain cunning in how she manages her lifestyle, such as when she mentions “bin nur zu faul im purge bag selbst zu entsorgen ❤️” or strategically plans a “convenience store b/p raid in korea and japan”. Her ambition to reach specific personal milestones is evident when she claims “ich sage wir übernehmen edtwt”, showing a desire for influence within her niche community. Furthermore, her blunt honesty about her experiences, like “fake bulimic bitch behält ihr essen drin”, reflects a Slytherin’s tendency toward self-directed realism and a focus on personal results over external expectations.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Mae’s struggle with body image and the self-destructive cycles of her eating disorder. The lyrics focus on the pressure to be thin and the physical pain of reaching beauty standards, reflecting her tweet about how “my hip bones are sticking out sm that it hurts” and her constant fear of being “bmi fat”. The song's theme of feeling 'never good enough' is evident when she describes herself as a “fake bulimic bitch” for keeping food down, showing the internalized guilt and dysmorphia. Ultimately, the track captures the exhaustion of her routine, from “b/p nightmares” to the desperate hope of finally “staying clean”.

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