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This user combines intense emotional life, niche cultural obsessions, and constant overthinking in a very Lisa-like way. Like Lisa, they’re smart, ironic, and a bit dramatic about work and life, as seen in complaints such as the “indescribable feeling” of waking at 4 am and still having to work “sensaçao indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar” and the rant about their college: “NUNCA EM HIPÓTESE ALGUMA FAÇAM FACULDADE NA ESTACIO”. They’re deeply into specific music/film idols in an almost studious way, like their fixation on Synyster Gates and Avenged Sevenfold “SYNYSTER GAAAAAAAAATES” and detailed pop commentary “esperando qual vai ser o album pop q tera impacto como foi o fancy that, addison e brat”. There’s also a moral edge and sharp judgment of others, typical of Lisa: calling out gross behavior in men “homem é tao nojento que mesmo com @ da namorada na bio os caras ficam curtindo foto de menina por ai, morram” and mocking the Grammys and award darlings “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio”. Finally, their melodramatic but half-joking despair and self-awareness, like saying they’ll only be debt-free by 2034 “se tudo der certo em 2034 estarei sem dividas com todo mundo”, feels very much like Lisa’s mix of cynicism, anxiety, and idealism growing up in a chaotic world.

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They show clear Extraverted (E) tendencies: they constantly reference friends, parties and shows, e.g. planning to get ready at Carol’s place for carnival in multiple tweets like “pensando em ja ir pra casa da carol hj pra nao me atrasar p gnt se arrumar pro carnaval” and “sabado dia 17/01 estarei chegando na casa da carol as 8 da manha com a musica farol aceso puterrier”, and they seem energized by social chaos rather than drained by it. Their focus is more iNtuitive (N) than concrete: they dramatize and exaggerate (“se tudo der certo em 2034 estarei sem dividas com todo mundo”) and talk about vibes, feelings and pop‑culture ‘impact’ rather than practical details, as in “esperando qual vai ser o album pop q tera impacto como foi o fancy that, addison e brat”. They lean strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are emotional, value‑laden and relational, from furious moral judgments about men (“homem é tao nojento que mesmo com @ da namorada na bio os caras ficam curtindo foto de menina por ai, morram”) to passionate stan reactions like “SARAAAAAAH EU ESTOU COM VOCE MINHA DIVA” and effusive love for artists (“bom dia exclusivamente pro synyster gates 💋💋💋 e pro oliver sykes”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than structured: they complain about money and debts with no clear plan (“quem é meu amigo de verdade e vai fazer um emprestimo de 10 mil reais ?”, “preciso achar 10 mil na rua hj”), make impulsive, half‑serious decisions like “pensando em comprar um nintendo switch so p jogar animal crossing e fodase”, and often go with their current mood rather than a plan, as seen in their chaotic work and sleep tweets like “sensação indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar”. Altogether this high‑energy, emotional, socially driven, spontaneous style aligns best with ENFP.

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Copywriter in New Friburgo surviving deadlines, bad movies & delayed buses. Once overslept, still made it to carnival on time.– @mafereclama

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Cachaça infused with strawberry and kiwi is for their chaotic, sugary pre‑Carnaval fantasies, straight out of “sexta feira q vem …. terao nuvens de morango com kiwi saindo das braunes”, and the fact that they basically live for blocos and dressing up with Carol in “eu e carol na casa dela se arrumando p carnaval”. An espresso shot keeps them upright through 4 a.m. insomnia before work, just like “sensaçao indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, dramatic sourness that matches outbursts like “vou me matar hj” and “EU SOU PODRE DE ESPIRITO???” while still being bright and fun. Sparkling guaraná soda is the fizzy Brazilian heart of the drink, for bus rides, Fluminense, and yelling about shows in “WU VOU VER AVENGED SEVENFOLD PORRA” and “PUTA QUE PARIU PORRA”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur nods to the exhaustion of being broke and over it in “estou mais pobre do q nunca jesus cristo” and their eternal beefs like “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio”, giving the cocktail the same sweet‑bitter, dramatic energy as their timeline.

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This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of intensity, impulsiveness, and willingness to start fights for what they care about. The way they talk about celebrities and random people is openly confrontational and physical, e.g. saying “olivia dean se vc aparecer aq no centro de friburgo vo te enfiar a porrada” and “eu n conseguiria nao dar um murro na cara de alguem assim juro por deus minha mao ia se descontrolar”, which reflects classic hot‑blooded Gryffindor aggression more than cold Slytherin calculation. They also show dramatic, spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior like “AH EU DEVERIIIIIIIIIIA PARAR DE BEBEEEEER” and repeatedly threatening to "socar alguem" or “vou me matar hj” in a hyperbolic way, suggesting impulsivity and emotional extremity. Their fierce loyalty to friends shows up in tweets like “eu e carol na casa dela se arrumando p carnaval” and the way they constantly center their group (Carol, Arthur, Fred, etc.), which fits the protective, ride‑or‑die social style of many Gryffindors. While there’s some ambition and bitterness about money and work, it’s expressed more as venting than calculated long‑term scheming, reinforcing that their defining traits are passionate reaction and boldness rather than Hufflepuff patience, Ravenclaw detachment, or Slytherin strategic ambition.

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The chaotic, funny, and extremely online energy of brat fits them perfectly: they’re hyped about Charli and even wonder if there’ll be her movie at the festival, asking “sera q vai ter o filme da charli aq no chineshow”. The album’s bratty confidence and messy glamour match their all-caps meltdowns like “PUTA QUE PARIU PORRA” and their dramatic financial despair in “estou mais pobre do q nunca jesus cristo”. They mix intense stan culture and irreverent insults, as seen in “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio”, which is very in line with brat’s unapologetic attitude. Finally, their carnival plans, piercings, shows (BMTH, Avenged Sevenfold) and nights out screaming “AH EU DEVERIIIIIIIIIIA PARAR DE BEBEEEEER” all echo the hedonistic, unfiltered nightlife spirit that defines brat.

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