Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for artists and bands like Avenged Sevenfold and Synyster Gates in tweets such as “WU VOU VER AVENGED SEVENFOLD PORRA” and “SYNYSTER GAAAAAAAAATES”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Makes fun of own situations, like being broke or making social media mistakes, in posts such as “deus me livre eu cochilei no instagram fui p pagina de sugestao segui umas 5 pessoas q mico” and “estou mais pobre do q nunca jesus cristo”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently mentions and includes friends (Carol, Arthur, Fred, etc.) in plans and jokes, like “eu e carol na casa dela se arrumando p carnaval” and “eu carol smith e arthur no carro do igor”.
- Cultural engagement: Actively engages with music, films, TV and awards, sharing links and opinions in tweets like “hino” and “esperando qual vai ser o album pop q tera impacto como foi o fancy that, addison e brat”.
- Expressive communicator: Uses vivid language and caps lock to convey emotions clearly, such as “AH EU DEVERIIIIIIIIIIA PARAR DE BEBEEEEER” and “vou me matar meu deus” (hyperbolic style).
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses hostile phrasing toward others, like “olivia dean se vc aparecer aq no centro de friburgo vo te enfiar a porrada” and “queria mt bater nessa menina”.
- Impulsive reactions: Responds strongly and instantly to events (shows, awards, people) in tweets such as “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio” and “q odio do arthur me fazendo ver filme ruim”.
- Financial stress: Often mentions money problems and debts, for example “estou mais pobre do q nunca jesus cristo”, “preciso achar 10 mil na rua hj” and “se tudo der certo em 2034 estarei sem dividas com todo mundo”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses extreme, self-directed phrases like “vou me matar meu deus” and “vou me matar hj”, even if exaggerated for humor.
- Chronic complaining: Frequently vents about work, commuting, and studies, as seen in “sensação indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar”, “1h p chegar em casa desumano isso” and “NUNCA EM HIPÓTESE ALGUMA FAÇAM FACULDADE NA ESTACIO”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user combines intense emotional life, niche cultural obsessions, and constant overthinking in a very Lisa-like way. Like Lisa, they’re smart, ironic, and a bit dramatic about work and life, as seen in complaints such as the “indescribable feeling” of waking at 4 am and still having to work “sensaçao indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar” and the rant about their college: “NUNCA EM HIPÓTESE ALGUMA FAÇAM FACULDADE NA ESTACIO”. They’re deeply into specific music/film idols in an almost studious way, like their fixation on Synyster Gates and Avenged Sevenfold “SYNYSTER GAAAAAAAAATES” and detailed pop commentary “esperando qual vai ser o album pop q tera impacto como foi o fancy that, addison e brat”. There’s also a moral edge and sharp judgment of others, typical of Lisa: calling out gross behavior in men “homem é tao nojento que mesmo com @ da namorada na bio os caras ficam curtindo foto de menina por ai, morram” and mocking the Grammys and award darlings “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio”. Finally, their melodramatic but half-joking despair and self-awareness, like saying they’ll only be debt-free by 2034 “se tudo der certo em 2034 estarei sem dividas com todo mundo”, feels very much like Lisa’s mix of cynicism, anxiety, and idealism growing up in a chaotic world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraverted (E) tendencies: they constantly reference friends, parties and shows, e.g. planning to get ready at Carol’s place for carnival in multiple tweets like “pensando em ja ir pra casa da carol hj pra nao me atrasar p gnt se arrumar pro carnaval” and “sabado dia 17/01 estarei chegando na casa da carol as 8 da manha com a musica farol aceso puterrier”, and they seem energized by social chaos rather than drained by it. Their focus is more iNtuitive (N) than concrete: they dramatize and exaggerate (“se tudo der certo em 2034 estarei sem dividas com todo mundo”) and talk about vibes, feelings and pop‑culture ‘impact’ rather than practical details, as in “esperando qual vai ser o album pop q tera impacto como foi o fancy that, addison e brat”. They lean strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are emotional, value‑laden and relational, from furious moral judgments about men (“homem é tao nojento que mesmo com @ da namorada na bio os caras ficam curtindo foto de menina por ai, morram”) to passionate stan reactions like “SARAAAAAAH EU ESTOU COM VOCE MINHA DIVA” and effusive love for artists (“bom dia exclusivamente pro synyster gates 💋💋💋 e pro oliver sykes”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than structured: they complain about money and debts with no clear plan (“quem é meu amigo de verdade e vai fazer um emprestimo de 10 mil reais ?”, “preciso achar 10 mil na rua hj”), make impulsive, half‑serious decisions like “pensando em comprar um nintendo switch so p jogar animal crossing e fodase”, and often go with their current mood rather than a plan, as seen in their chaotic work and sleep tweets like “sensação indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar”. Altogether this high‑energy, emotional, socially driven, spontaneous style aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘miss lexotan 6mg’, maybe you can finally calm down my heart rate after I found out you’re seeing Avenged Sevenfold AND BMTH. We can scream ‘SYNYSTER GAAAAAAAAATES’ together and then I’ll walk you home so the 1h commute isn’t so desumano.
- You’re stressed about being broke, needing 10k, and still thinking of buying a Nintendo Switch just to play Animal Crossing… how about we skip the loan, I’ll be your Tom Nook, and you just pay me in carnival selfies from Carol’s house and Fluminense match reactions?
- You waking up at 4am, going to work half dead, and still planning outfits for Carnaval, tattoos for Fred, and future shows with Carol… that kind of chaotic loyalty is exactly my type. I don’t want to fight Justin and Hailey over the last piece of bread, I just want to split your poke (with fewer hashisadas) and listen to Fiona Apple in a baphônico Uber with you.
- Your bio says ‘me resta o pecado’, but then you want to punch half of Twitter, threaten Olivia Dean in the center of Friburgo, and swear vengeance on Estácio… I think the only real sin here is that I’m not already invited to the next ‘casa da Carol + Farol Aceso do Puterrier’ ritual.
- You: planning to get to Carol’s at 8am blasting Farol Aceso, yelling about Addison Rae, Tyler, FBC, The Dare, and Avenged Sevenfold in the same timeline. Me: ready to be the friend in the car do Igor, screaming the lyrics off-key and pretending the strawberry–kiwi clouds from the ‘braunes’ tweet are actually our pre-carnaval forecast.
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Your new Twitter bio
Copywriter in New Friburgo surviving deadlines, bad movies & delayed buses. Once overslept, still made it to carnival on time.– @mafereclama
Your signature cocktail
Miss Lexotan’s Carnaval Meltdown
Cachaça infused with strawberry and kiwi is for their chaotic, sugary pre‑Carnaval fantasies, straight out of “sexta feira q vem …. terao nuvens de morango com kiwi saindo das braunes”, and the fact that they basically live for blocos and dressing up with Carol in “eu e carol na casa dela se arrumando p carnaval”. An espresso shot keeps them upright through 4 a.m. insomnia before work, just like “sensaçao indescritivel de acordar as 4 da manha e n conseguir dormir de novo e agora ter q trabalhar”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, dramatic sourness that matches outbursts like “vou me matar hj” and “EU SOU PODRE DE ESPIRITO???” while still being bright and fun. Sparkling guaraná soda is the fizzy Brazilian heart of the drink, for bus rides, Fluminense, and yelling about shows in “WU VOU VER AVENGED SEVENFOLD PORRA” and “PUTA QUE PARIU PORRA”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur nods to the exhaustion of being broke and over it in “estou mais pobre do q nunca jesus cristo” and their eternal beefs like “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio”, giving the cocktail the same sweet‑bitter, dramatic energy as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of intensity, impulsiveness, and willingness to start fights for what they care about. The way they talk about celebrities and random people is openly confrontational and physical, e.g. saying “olivia dean se vc aparecer aq no centro de friburgo vo te enfiar a porrada” and “eu n conseguiria nao dar um murro na cara de alguem assim juro por deus minha mao ia se descontrolar”, which reflects classic hot‑blooded Gryffindor aggression more than cold Slytherin calculation. They also show dramatic, spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior like “AH EU DEVERIIIIIIIIIIA PARAR DE BEBEEEEER” and repeatedly threatening to "socar alguem" or “vou me matar hj” in a hyperbolic way, suggesting impulsivity and emotional extremity. Their fierce loyalty to friends shows up in tweets like “eu e carol na casa dela se arrumando p carnaval” and the way they constantly center their group (Carol, Arthur, Fred, etc.), which fits the protective, ride‑or‑die social style of many Gryffindors. While there’s some ambition and bitterness about money and work, it’s expressed more as venting than calculated long‑term scheming, reinforcing that their defining traits are passionate reaction and boldness rather than Hufflepuff patience, Ravenclaw detachment, or Slytherin strategic ambition.
Your movie
Your song
brat - Charli XCX
The chaotic, funny, and extremely online energy of brat fits them perfectly: they’re hyped about Charli and even wonder if there’ll be her movie at the festival, asking “sera q vai ter o filme da charli aq no chineshow”. The album’s bratty confidence and messy glamour match their all-caps meltdowns like “PUTA QUE PARIU PORRA” and their dramatic financial despair in “estou mais pobre do q nunca jesus cristo”. They mix intense stan culture and irreverent insults, as seen in “grammy premiaçao fracassada quem é olivia dean vsf lixo de premio”, which is very in line with brat’s unapologetic attitude. Finally, their carnival plans, piercings, shows (BMTH, Avenged Sevenfold) and nights out screaming “AH EU DEVERIIIIIIIIIIA PARAR DE BEBEEEEER” all echo the hedonistic, unfiltered nightlife spirit that defines brat.
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