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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own habits and flaws, like calling themselves petty in MCSR ranked (“thanks to mcsr ranked, i learned that i am incredibly petty person”) and overcaring about the wrong things (“i gaf way too much about stuff i shouldn’t and don’t gaf enough about the stuff that i should”).
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for creators and events, like Lifesteal, team bing, and MCSR LANs (“OFFICIAL MCSR LAN EVENT IN APRIL!! OMFG”, “i love team bing so much😭😭”).
- Dedicated learner: Keeps pushing academically and in speedrunning despite stress, e.g., worrying about finals and presentations while still grinding (“after tomorrow, i don’t wanna see anything management related for at LEAST a month”, “got my first ever speedrun completion and it’s sub 25?? I’M SO HAPPY”).
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares excitement, frustration, and sadness, like failing by one point, missing streams, or screaming over story moments (“i am actually so pissed at myself right now, like wdym i failed by a single fucking point”, “so what if i said i screamed…”).
- Supportive community-member: Cares about others’ experiences and events, thanking mods and celebrating teams/events (“pats and love to all the ls mods that had to deal with that”, “was a part of awobb’s 500 player wall event, had a blast!”).
Weaknesses:
- Academic procrastination: Admits to last-minute studying and panic about exam timing (“final that i thought was on thursday is actually tomorrow (i have not even looked at the materials yet)?”, “i need someone to bully me into studying”).
- Emotional overinvestment: Feels intensely affected by small setbacks, such as failing by one point or internet issues during finals (“i am actually so pissed at myself right now”, “of course my internet starts bricking out during the grand finals”).
- Self-criticism: Speaks harshly about themselves when things go wrong, like being “cooked” or “so pissed” at themselves (“i’m so cooked”, “i am actually so pissed at myself right now”).
- Overcommitted fandom: Struggles to balance studies with watching streams/events, feeling genuinely upset about missing content (“wdym i’m missing all the lifesteal shenanigans because i have to study😭 genuinely cooked”, “sometimes i really hate being european”).
- Motivation struggles: Wants to create and improve but can’t always initiate action, like struggling to write or needing external pressure to study (“the urge to write but i just can’t bring myself to actually do it”, “i need someone to bully me into studying”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a thoughtful overthinker who cares a lot, stresses about school, and is very online about her niche interests. This user constantly worries about exams and studying, asking things like “so how screwed up am i on a scale 1 10 if i just found out that the final that i thought was on thursday is actually tomorrow (i have not even looked at the materials yet)?” and begging for someone to keep them accountable to study in “i need someone to bully me into studying… i really need to not fail.”, which matches Lisa’s academic anxiety and drive. They’re also introspective and a bit emotionally intense, like when they say “my biggest issue is that i gaf way too much about stuff i shouldn’t and don’t gaf enough about the stuff that i should”, reminiscent of Lisa’s self-awareness and frustration with herself. Their strong moral reactions to online behavior, such as “people need to start thinking before they say shit.” and “i genuinely feel sorry for the people who’s only joy in life is hate posting.”, mirror Lisa’s ethical streak. At the same time, they’re very passionate and slightly obsessive about their fandoms and hobbies—speedrunning, Minecraft SMPs, and specific duos/teams—gushing in tweets like “i love team bing so much😭😭” and “OFFICIAL MCSR LAN EVENT IN APRIL!! OMFG”, which parallels Lisa’s intense dedication to the things she cares about (saxophone, politics, causes). All of this makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they talk about struggling to interact in group spaces like Discord (“how do i talk in discord chats😭”) and often focus on solitary activities such as studying, speedrunning, and writing rather than big social outings. Their tweets lean strongly toward intuition over sensing; they’re absorbed in fandom narratives, symbolism, and speculative ideas like their old fantasy musing about immortal beings and decapitation logistics (“Ve spoustě fantasy knih jsou nějaké bytosti nesmrtelné… já si nemůžu pomoc, ale hrozně by mě zajímalo, co by taková nesmrtelná postava dělala, kdyby jí někdo useknul hlavu?”), and they’re driven more by meaning and story than by concrete details. Their values and emotional reactions are front and center, suggesting feeling over thinking: they rant about unfairness (“i am actually so pissed at myself right now, like wdym i failed by a single fucking point”), express deep attachment to creators/teams (“i love team bing so much😭😭”), and condemn hurtful behavior in an affective way (“i genuinely feel sorry for the people who’s only joy in life is hate posting.”). On the J–P axis they want structure but often feel overwhelmed by it, which fits perceiving with some situational planning: they procrastinate and cram (“so how screwed up am i on a scale 1 10 if i just found out that the final that i thought was on thursday is actually tomorrow (i have not even looked at the materials yet)?”) and joke about needing someone to bully them into studying (“i need someone to bully me into studying… i really need to not fail.”), yet also create timetables and worry about schedules (“making a timetable for uni is the ultimate scheduling test”). Taken together—introverted, fandom- and meaning-focused, emotionally expressive, and somewhat disorganized but idealistic—they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever choke another sub 18, I volunteer as tribute to comfort you—purely for research for that Team Bing Hunger Games AU you’re ‘definitely’ getting back to.
- You’re out here grinding MCSR, getting Iron 3 and new PBs, but honestly? The real speedrun challenge is how fast I can get from ‘how do I talk in discord chats😭’ to ‘accidentally staying in VC with you until 4 hours of sleep again.’
- You said you miss Team Bing streams and starfox duo content… I can’t replace them, but I can offer you one (1) emotionally supportive viewer who screams at Lifesteal spoilers with you and never bricks out during grand finals.
- You almost set your foot on fire on New Year’s and still survived a bridge bastion nightmare—clearly you’ve got plot armor. Mind if I roll up as the love interest in your S6 spin‑off season?
- You saving budget hotel TikToks ‘like girl you’re broke’ while cramming for management exams and finals you found out about a day before… I don’t have a study guide, but I do have a flawless plan: we procrastinate together, then celebrate every passed exam with a sub‑15 attempt and some very insufferable PZ watch parties.
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20 | uni student & Minecraft enjoyer. Once failed an exam by 1 point and still chased a sub 15 speedrun the same week. Opinions, clips & too much coffee.– @maffiness
Your signature cocktail
The Insufferable Sub-15
The Insufferable Sub-15 is a jittery, overcaffeinated speedrun in a glass, mixing espresso-infused vodka and cold brew to fuel those "four hours of sleep, coffee and hopes and prayers" study days like in “i’m running on four hours of sleep, coffee and hopes and prayers today… actually need all the luck i can get picking as easy question”. The chili-honey syrup brings a sweet kick of petty competitiveness, nodding to “thanks to mcsr ranked, i learned that i am incredibly petty person” and all those MCSR grind tweets like “i can feel the sub 15 within reach…”. Sparkling tonic captures the chaotic, excitable fangirl energy of screaming over events and SMP lore in posts like “OFFICIAL MCSR LAN EVENT IN APRIL!! OMFG” and “i love team bing so much😭😭”. A dash of smoked salt represents the stress, burnout, and near-misses of uni and exams, from “i am actually so pissed at myself right now, like wdym i failed by a single fucking point” to “so how screwed up am i… if i just found out that the final that i thought was on thursday is actually tomorrow”. Strong but drinkable, bittersweet but playful, it’s a classic espresso cocktail gone a little feral—very much “i’m just me” in drink form, as in their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them well is this is me trying by Taylor Swift, because it’s all about quietly giving your best even when it doesn’t feel like enough. They care a lot about uni and exams but often feel overwhelmed or unlucky, like when they wrote about failing by one point in “i am actually so pissed at myself right now, like wdym i failed by a single fucking point” and panicking over a final in “so how screwed up am i on a scale 1 10 if i just found out that the final that i thought was on thursday is actually tomorrow”. At the same time, they’re constantly pushing themselves in their hobbies, celebrating incremental Minecraft speedrun progress like “got my first ever speedrun completion and it’s sub 25?? I’M SO HAPPY AHDGGD”, “got a sub 18 earlier today, i'm actually still so happy about this”, and “i can feel the sub 15 within reach…”. The song’s theme of quietly fighting your own battles fits the way they talk about needing someone to keep them accountable in “i need someone to bully me into studying… i really need to not fail.” while still joking through burnout and stress like “i’m running on four hours of sleep, coffee and hopes and prayers today”. Despite setbacks, they keep showing up for the things they love—Lifesteal, Team Bing, MCSR—and that persistent effort is exactly the emotional core of the song.
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