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This user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper‑literate, elitist, and obsessed with niche historical and genealogical detail. He constantly flaunts aristocratic and racial "pedigree," asking things like “Personally, if you are not a descendant of some member of the House of Barcelona, are you truly Catalan?”, which echoes Comic Book Guy’s gatekeeping attitude about who is a “real” fan. His tweets are full of obscure references and intellectual posturing, such as linking Spengler, Stoddard and demographic theory in “'Man and Technics' and 'Hour of Decision' ... genealogy of chaos and doctrine for a 21st century of racial consciousness and action.” The condescending tone toward others—e.g. “Populations with IQs between 65–90 ... won’t make you a Renaissance or an industrial revolution...”—mirrors Comic Book Guy’s habit of dismissing everyone as intellectually inferior. Even when discussing politics, he combines nerdy precision with contempt, as in “We have the duty to convince and attract WITH DATA.”, which fits Comic Book Guy’s pedantic, stats-wielding style.

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They come across as an Introvert (I): although outspoken, they mostly discuss ideas, history, demography, and personal genealogy rather than everyday social life, and even their light personal posts like “went for a walk” or asking for a viola da gamba player “Alguna mid que toqui la viola de gamba?” feel more like asides than bids for attention. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N), centering on abstractions such as civilizational cycles, race theories, and grand narratives, e.g. Spengler, Toynbee, and Thiel: “Thiel's stagnation thesis first set up in motion by Spengler in 'Man and Technics'” and “Spengler anomena 'fisiognòmica' a 'la morfologia del fet orgànic, de la història i de la vida, de tot el que posseeix direcció i fat'”. They are clearly Thinking (T), arguing in a detached, often harshly analytical way about IQ, heredity, and policy: e.g. “Poblacions d'IQ's entre 65 90 —la intel·ligència és hereditària en un 80%— no et faran un Renaixement...” and “De l'impacte fiscal negatiu dels no occidentals. Ctrl C + Ctrl V dels famosos estudis danesos, a favor.”, prioritizing logic over tact. The Judging (J) preference shows in their desire for structure, strategy, and long‑term planning, such as demanding coercive legislation and coordinated communication: “Per la següent: preparar se uns 'charts'... Tenim raó, tenim el deure de convèncer i atraure AMB DADES.” and “És l'Estat qui estableix la política migratòria... Funció coercitiva i creació d'un marc hostil per a l'immigrant.”. Their tone of grand strategic vision, historical theorizing, and systematic demographic concern is highly characteristic of an INTJ profile.

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Historian of Catalan lineages & uneasy modernity. Reads Spengler on the train, argues demographics at dinner, files it all under ‘Gothalunya studies’.– @MAFMT83

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This cocktail starts with aged Catalan brandy to honor his obsession with lineage and noble roots, echoing his boast: “Old Stock Catalan és això; enllaçar amb la noblesa immemorial.” The dry amaro brings a stern, bitter backbone, mirroring his hard-edged demographic fatalism in lines like “La marea de color ens caurà a sobre als primers...” and his talk of “revanxisme demogràfic” and “Etnoestat Gothalà” here. Blood orange juice adds a dramatic, almost apocalyptic hue, reflecting his fascination with Spenglerian decline and rising tides of history, as when he links Spengler with racial “consciència i acció” here. The smoked rosemary syrup gives a resinous, archaic note, evoking Gothic marches and medieval armorials he cites, like his shout of “Gothalunya, tius.” here and his genealogical deep-dives here. Topped with sparkling cava, the drink finishes sharp and effervescent, capturing his energetic, data-bombing style and his call to be “FAUSTIC” and persuasive “AMB DADES” here while still feeling unmistakably, aristocratically Catalan.

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This account shows a strongly hierarchical, bloodline-focused worldview that aligns closely with Slytherin’s emphasis on lineage and ambition. They frame true Catalan identity in exclusivist genealogical terms, asking whether one is really Catalan unless descended from the medieval nobility and literally tracing their own ancestry to Borrell II and Guifré el Pilós in “Personally, if you are not a descendant of some member of the House of Barcelona, are you really Catalan? Me, as far as I know, from Borrell II, grandson of Guifré el Pilós, and you?”, which is quintessentially Slytherin in its obsession with pedigree. They promote an openly racialized, future-oriented political project focused on demographic power rather than abstract ideals, as in “the young cohorts will be able to begin imparting demographic revanchism with Faustian attributes.” and their call to “stop demographic replacement” in “AC Vic bases with rigor… ‘Let’s stop demographic replacement!’”. Their repeated focus on power, selection, and control over immigration and population—e.g. endorsing eugenic selection of immigrants in “d'Ors proposes selecting immigrants… the United States applies a ‘protectionism of race’” and urging a “coercive framework” for migration policy in “Function of coercion and creation of a hostile framework for the immigrant.”—shows a strategic, ends-focused mentality over fairness or kindness. While there is clear intellectualism and historical curiosity (which could suggest Ravenclaw), all of that learning is explicitly marshaled toward a project of ethnic power and aristocratic self-assertion, making Slytherin the far better fit than any other house.

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A song that best suits @MAFMT83 is “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”, because its ethno‑romantic, revanchist tone mirrors his obsession with bloodline, race and a future ethnic restoration. He frames himself as Old Stock Catalan and repeatedly roots legitimacy in aristocratic lineage, asking things like “if you are not a descendant of some member of the House of Barcelona, are you really Catalan?” and boasting of descent from Borrell II and Guifré el Pilós. His timeline is saturated with racial anxieties and demographic struggle, e.g. “40% of births in Catalonia are from non‑white parents. The tide of color will fall on us first…” and calls to “stop demographic replacement!”. He explicitly talks about “Etnoestat Gothalà” and a coming nationalist youth wave — “advancing inexorably towards the Gothalà ethnostate…” — which fits the song’s chilling pledge that the future “belongs” to a reborn volk. The combination of romanticized ancestral myth (“Old Stock Catalan is this; linking with immemorial nobility.”) and a desire for a hard, exclusionary renewal aligns disturbingly well with the aestheticized, reactionary nationalism that Tomorrow Belongs to Me was written to critique.

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