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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, attention-seeking in a playful way, but ultimately affectionate toward their circle. Their constant bit about having "fans" instead of mutuals, like in “when i call y'all oomfs it does not mean 'one of my followers' ❌ it's 'one of my fans' ⭕”, mirrors Bart’s need to perform and be noticed. The mix of trolling and over-the-top dramatics in posts like “Well i guess i’ll HAVE to come back if this fan’s begging 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋👋👋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” and “Whoever does this “checkmate in 4 moves” thingy pmo lowk 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀” reflects Bart’s prankster energy. At the same time, there’s genuine sentimentality and emotional swings, like in “I’m gonna be ia for a while i dont think my mental state is doing very well so ill be gone till i’m ok” and “I got given a third pizza for free... humanity is so beautiful and i sincerely hope that all of you have the best days ahead”, which parallels Bart’s occasional moments of surprising depth and vulnerability. Their chaotic posting about games, edating, and horny Blade brainrot, such as “Dont call me twin if you’ve never gooned to blade for 11 hours straight”, also lines up with Bart’s impulsive, boundary-pushing nature more than any other main Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly address and banter with their timeline and "nichelings," e.g. asking “Does anyone want to edate”, looking for people to VC and play Roblox in “Does anyone want to vc and play road blocks with me”, and joking that "oomf" means "one of my fans" in “when i call y'all oomfs it does not mean 'one of my followers' ❌ it's 'one of my fans' ⭕”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they spin exaggerated, imaginative scenarios like the self-insert romance in “Maft: h hi can i talk to you y/n senpai.. 🥺 ...”, meta jokes like “Would everyone still love me if i drank the among us potion at 3am and became among us and started being sussy”, and speculative fandom ideas such as “The thought of planarcadia’s plot being a gameshow for a chance of ascending to aeonhood for a bit”. They seem more Feeling (F) than strict Thinking: they’re openly emotional and relational, from dramatic affection toward Blade in “My husband looks so beautiful” to mood posts like “I’m gonna be ia for a while i dont think my mental state is doing very well” and gratitude in “I got given a third pizza for free ... humanity is so beautiful and i sincerely hope that all of you have the best days ahead”. Their timeline is highly Perceiving (P): they bounce between chess, cooking, games, and fandom chaos with little sign of structured planning, e.g. impulsively announcing breaks and returns in “Hi everyone, in light of some recent (not true) allegations i’ll be taking a break from twt” and then quickly re-engaging with jokes and memes like “Well i guess i’ll HAVE to come back if this fan’s begging 😂😂😂”. Taken together—the attention-seeking banter, imaginative roleplay, emotionally expressive posts, and spontaneous shifts in energy—ENFP fits them better than any other type.

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Chess enjoyer on #chesstwt, Balatro/STS grinder, and reformed Blade/Archer addict. Once got a free third pizza and called it proof humanity is good.– @Maftptii

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This cocktail is built strong and a little unhinged, like someone who can say “Dont call me twin if you’ve never gooned to blade for 11 hours straight” and then casually tweet “Volleyball is supa fun” the next day. The espresso vodka is their cracked late-night chess and roguelike grind, perfectly captured in “When i’m lowkirkenuinely reaching flow state on chess”. Dark chocolate liqueur nods to Blade’s "chocolate starfish" and the dramatic, emo-romantic HSR fixation of “Goodnight blade blade sp”. Cherry bitters add the messy, petty, oversharing timeline energy you see in “YOU LIE AS MUCH AS YOU BREATHE BRO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” and their many quote-tweet beefs. Salted caramel syrup represents the unexpectedly soft, sweet side of them making treats and healing, like “Hi nichelings i cleared my head a little yesterday by making some apple fritters” and “Chess club healed me”. A splash of sparkling water on top is the fizzy, chaotic humor and fake dramatic exits of “Well i guess i’ll HAVE to come back if this fan’s begging 😂😂😂” that keeps their whole timeline feeling like a constantly refreshing tab.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Slytherin traits: a sharp sense of self-importance and hierarchy, like calling mutuals “fans” in “when i call y'all oomfs it does not mean 'one of my followers' ❌ it's 'one of my fans' ⭕”. They’re unapologetically combative to people who cross them, as seen in replies like “fuck you man”, “Can you die”, and “Fuck you lad”, which reflects Slytherin’s readiness for confrontation and self‑defense. They also show strategic social self‑preservation: they block freely per their bio, announce moving activity to a priv in “Im gon be less active on dis account 😂👋✌️ follow me on my priv if you wanna tap in more Priv: gatekeeping”, and repeatedly distance themselves when drama or allegations arise, like in “Hi everyone, in light of some recent (not true) allegations i’ll be taking a break from twt…”. There’s ambition in the way they frame their niche online identity and following, e.g. “Well i guess i’ll HAVE to come back if this fan’s begging 😂😂😂😂… ”, which treats attention and status as a sort of resource. While they clearly care about their friends and followers (e.g. calling them “nichelings” fondly in “Hi nichelings i cleared my head a little yesterday by making some apple fritters”), the dominant impression is someone witty, defensive of their reputation, and focused on controlling their environment and image—classic Slytherin hallmarks.

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A song that suits @Maftptii well is Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, because their whole timeline is chaotic, dramatic, and obsessed with messy affection. They jokingly treat their followers as fans, as seen in “when i call y'all oomfs it does not mean 'one of my followers' ❌ it's 'one of my fans' ⭕”, mirroring the song’s larger‑than‑life, theatrical ego. Their over-the-top devotion to Blade and their SP in tweets like “My husband looks so beautiful” and the explicit Blade roleplay posts fits the intense, obsessive craving in Bad Romance. The timeline flips between love and hostility—“I hate you” and “Bite me”—in the same way the song swings between desire and resentment. Even their public drama and cheating allegations, referenced in “Another day another cheating allegation”, echo the messy, toxic entanglements at the heart of the song’s narrative. Overall, their dramatic humor, fandom obsession, and love-for-chaos persona line up closely with the wild, campy energy of Bad Romance.

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