Magatsuri
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy. Both are intensely media‑obsessed shut-ins with strong, elitist opinions and open contempt for mainstream taste, e.g. the user ranting about anime and games like “anime ter virado mainstream é um erro” and “nota se como n tem um jogo bom na imagem”. Like Comic Book Guy’s constant gatekeeping, this user proudly curates their interests and rejects popular stuff, saying “Natsume ter a nota baixa e algum shonen bosta tipo kimetsu,jujutsu ou solo leveling explica bastante o pq tem que manter o gatekeep do que vc gosta”. Their self-described hikikomori/incel identity and misanthropy mirror his lonely, bitter nerd persona, seen in posts like “Como eu me sinto tendo +25 anos e n tendo trabalhado um dia da vida,saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses”. The aggressive, hyperbolic hatred and edginess toward others, such as “precisamos de mais uma cruzada mas mata o lado que ganhar tbm”, also match Comic Book Guy’s exaggerated, cruel sarcasm turned up to eleven.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They are strongly introverted: they openly say they barely leave the house and interact mostly via text, e.g. describing themselves as someone who abandoned a physical form and only communicates by text in “Sou apenas um acúmulo de dados... eu n gosto de sair independente da situação”, and mention not leaving home for 14 days in “n sair por 14 dias nem pra ir no mercado é brutal”. Their focus on opinions, patterns in media, politics, and society over day‑to‑day sensory details suggests intuition (N): they rant about anime becoming mainstream in “anime ter virado mainstream é um erro” and talk about broader societal illusions like work and reward in “não cai na ilusão de trabalho = recompensa é tudo sem esforço ou persona 3 sem persona”. They are clearly thinking (T) over feeling: their tone is harsh, analytical and detached, calling themselves a bad person and prioritizing their own logic over empathy in “eu n vou mudar meu humor pq ofende... eu tenho plena consciência que sou uma pessoa ruim e n vou mudar isso”. On the J–P axis, they look more perceiving (P): they portray themselves as unstructured, unemployed, and drifting rather than planned, as in “Como eu me sinto tendo +25 anos e n tendo trabalhado um dia da vida, saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses”, and they criticize rigid social/moral structures, preferring to react in the moment, in “desafio:pagina de cuck moralista tentar n ser um estuprado chato pra porra pq as pessoas n acreditam na msm coisa”. Taken together—high introversion, abstract and pattern‑focused rants, logic‑driven cruelty, and an unstructured, anti‑responsibility lifestyle—INTP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said "eterno desempregado" and that you’d jump off a bridge before becoming CLT, but honestly if the job was being my full-time hater on TL, I’d offer benefits and home office in Japsterdam.
- You’re out here gatekeeping Natsume, calling JJK mid since before the anime, and worshipping Rance/Nukitashi/Azur Lane… statistically speaking, the chance that my type isn’t "ASPD hikikomori incel com bom gosto duvidoso" is about 10 in 3k.
- You said you only leave home once every five months and barely maintain basic tasks, but still manage to terrorize edtwt/shtwt and bully every shonen enjoyer alive—teach me your ways and I’ll bring the energy drink and cigarettes to our shut-in co-op run.
- If your relationship meta is NTR, I volunteer as tribute: you can keep hating humanity, plotting cruzadas e bombardeio de favela, and I’ll just be in the corner like a visual novel route you secretly like but refuse to admit is S-tier.
- You complain about loli for 47 minutes, roast every open world, call Lies of P slower than DS2 and still have time to simp for Dir en grey, the GazettE and gothic girls—statistically, I feel like I qualify as at least "bonito o suficiente pra você manter o respeito mínimo"; wanna test that hypothesis?
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Hikikomori media critic in Japsterdam. Rates anime, games & society from the safety of my room. Once went 14 days without leaving the house and liked it.– @Magatsuri
Your signature cocktail
Japsterdam Hikikomori Sour
Overproof dark rum is the heavy base, matching their self‑described "ASPD, Hikikomori, nihilist Pro Hater" energy and lines like "eu tenho plena consciência que sou uma pessoa ruim e n vou mudar isso". Cold brew coffee concentrate reflects the late‑night, terminally online vibe of someone who says "Como eu me sinto tendo +25 anos e n tendo trabalhado um dia da vida, saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses". Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness that fits their constant disdain, from "anime ter virado mainstream é um erro" to "Eu devo estar no inferno pra so estar aparecendo post de jujutsu kaisen". Black sesame syrup adds a dark, nutty sweetness for the rare glimpses of softness when they admit liking some people, like "Não ironicamente a galera meio estranha de edtwt e shtwt é super de boa eu gosto bastante deles". A dash of chili bitters represents their aggressive, incendiary takes and violent fantasies, such as "Deveriam testar agente nervoso nas pessoas que eu n gosto" and "precisamos de mais uma cruzada mas mata o lado que ganhar tbm".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your song
People = Shit - Slipknot
Slipknot’s People = Shit fits their openly misanthropic, aggressive worldview and self-professed hatred. Their bio literally says “ASPD,Hikikomori,nihilist Pro Hater,” and they state “eu n valorizo a vida se eu n conhecer e eu tenho plena consciência que sou uma pessoa ruim e n vou mudar isso”, mirroring the song’s contempt for people in general. They repeatedly fantasize about violence and extermination, for example “Deveriam testar agente nervoso nas pessoas que eu n gosto No mínimo uma guilhotina Se fizesse um extermínio de quem eu não gosto o mundo seria uma utopia maravilhosa” and “precisamos de mais uma cruzada mas mata o lado que ganhar tbm”, which aligns with the track’s extreme hostility. Their incel, isolationist stance – calling themselves incel in “negar a existencia do incel é negar a minha existencia tbm nos existimos :3” and describing leaving the house once every months in “saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses” – fits the song’s alienated, seething energy. Overall, the track’s raw rage and nihilism closely reflect how they present themselves online.
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