Magatsuri
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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy. Both are intensely media‑obsessed shut-ins with strong, elitist opinions and open contempt for mainstream taste, e.g. the user ranting about anime and games like “anime ter virado mainstream é um erro” and “nota se como n tem um jogo bom na imagem”. Like Comic Book Guy’s constant gatekeeping, this user proudly curates their interests and rejects popular stuff, saying “Natsume ter a nota baixa e algum shonen bosta tipo kimetsu,jujutsu ou solo leveling explica bastante o pq tem que manter o gatekeep do que vc gosta”. Their self-described hikikomori/incel identity and misanthropy mirror his lonely, bitter nerd persona, seen in posts like “Como eu me sinto tendo +25 anos e n tendo trabalhado um dia da vida,saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses”. The aggressive, hyperbolic hatred and edginess toward others, such as “precisamos de mais uma cruzada mas mata o lado que ganhar tbm”, also match Comic Book Guy’s exaggerated, cruel sarcasm turned up to eleven.

Your MBTI personality Type
They are strongly introverted: they openly say they barely leave the house and interact mostly via text, e.g. describing themselves as someone who abandoned a physical form and only communicates by text in “Sou apenas um acúmulo de dados... eu n gosto de sair independente da situação”, and mention not leaving home for 14 days in “n sair por 14 dias nem pra ir no mercado é brutal”. Their focus on opinions, patterns in media, politics, and society over day‑to‑day sensory details suggests intuition (N): they rant about anime becoming mainstream in “anime ter virado mainstream é um erro” and talk about broader societal illusions like work and reward in “não cai na ilusão de trabalho = recompensa é tudo sem esforço ou persona 3 sem persona”. They are clearly thinking (T) over feeling: their tone is harsh, analytical and detached, calling themselves a bad person and prioritizing their own logic over empathy in “eu n vou mudar meu humor pq ofende... eu tenho plena consciência que sou uma pessoa ruim e n vou mudar isso”. On the J–P axis, they look more perceiving (P): they portray themselves as unstructured, unemployed, and drifting rather than planned, as in “Como eu me sinto tendo +25 anos e n tendo trabalhado um dia da vida, saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses”, and they criticize rigid social/moral structures, preferring to react in the moment, in “desafio:pagina de cuck moralista tentar n ser um estuprado chato pra porra pq as pessoas n acreditam na msm coisa”. Taken together—high introversion, abstract and pattern‑focused rants, logic‑driven cruelty, and an unstructured, anti‑responsibility lifestyle—INTP fits best.

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Hikikomori media critic in Japsterdam. Rates anime, games & society from the safety of my room. Once went 14 days without leaving the house and liked it.– @Magatsuri

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Overproof dark rum is the heavy base, matching their self‑described "ASPD, Hikikomori, nihilist Pro Hater" energy and lines like "eu tenho plena consciência que sou uma pessoa ruim e n vou mudar isso". Cold brew coffee concentrate reflects the late‑night, terminally online vibe of someone who says "Como eu me sinto tendo +25 anos e n tendo trabalhado um dia da vida, saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses". Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness that fits their constant disdain, from "anime ter virado mainstream é um erro" to "Eu devo estar no inferno pra so estar aparecendo post de jujutsu kaisen". Black sesame syrup adds a dark, nutty sweetness for the rare glimpses of softness when they admit liking some people, like "Não ironicamente a galera meio estranha de edtwt e shtwt é super de boa eu gosto bastante deles". A dash of chili bitters represents their aggressive, incendiary takes and violent fantasies, such as "Deveriam testar agente nervoso nas pessoas que eu n gosto" and "precisamos de mais uma cruzada mas mata o lado que ganhar tbm".

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Slipknot’s People = Shit fits their openly misanthropic, aggressive worldview and self-professed hatred. Their bio literally says “ASPD,Hikikomori,nihilist Pro Hater,” and they state “eu n valorizo a vida se eu n conhecer e eu tenho plena consciência que sou uma pessoa ruim e n vou mudar isso”, mirroring the song’s contempt for people in general. They repeatedly fantasize about violence and extermination, for example “Deveriam testar agente nervoso nas pessoas que eu n gosto No mínimo uma guilhotina Se fizesse um extermínio de quem eu não gosto o mundo seria uma utopia maravilhosa” and “precisamos de mais uma cruzada mas mata o lado que ganhar tbm”, which aligns with the track’s extreme hostility. Their incel, isolationist stance – calling themselves incel in “negar a existencia do incel é negar a minha existencia tbm nos existimos :3” and describing leaving the house once every months in “saindo de casa uma vez a cada 5 meses” – fits the song’s alienated, seething energy. Overall, the track’s raw rage and nihilism closely reflect how they present themselves online.

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