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Your Simpsons character
They come off as an intense, thoughtful fan with strong opinions and a nerdy level of dedication, very much like Lisa with her hyper-focuses and causes. Their wall of Metallica and SOAD pictures and constant edits show Lisa-style obsession and collecting, as seen in posts like “updated wall 🙃” and “somewhat updated picture wall and vinyl wall”. They’re politically and socially opinionated, calling out misogyny in “some of yall use the valid criticisms people have for some women celebrities and use as a way to be misogynistic” and criticizing ICE and Trump in “i’m a dumb redneck too but it don’t take a genius to figure out that ice and the fuckass oompa loompa in office are atrocious”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. They also stress about school and academics, like “i had my work cited page ready to post w my essay on plagiarism for this class i’m in and i forgot to upload it now i can’t edit anything im kms 😭😭” and “i got into my second choice school 😭”, echoing Lisa’s overachiever anxiety. At the same time, their dramatic, funny meltdowns about hair and fandom—“next person to call me emo is getting punched OHMYGOD I AM NOT EMO JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BLACK AND PURPLE HAIR” and “lars ulrich lars ulrich lars ulrich… someone edit him to a sabrina carpenter song”—capture Lisa’s mix of intense feelings, niche interests, and slightly chaotic teen energy seen in later seasons.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share their reactions publicly, joke with their audience, and invite interaction, e.g. asking for input in tweets like “ok i’m tired of purple hair what should the next color be” and “guys im printing more pictures for my wall send me pictures”, which shows energy gained from engaging with others. Their focus on vivid, fandom-driven imagery and creative scenarios (Metallica in Toca Boca, Monster High comparisons, edits and headcanons) suggests Intuition, as in “these two would definitely be monster high girls” and “bastardane in toca boca”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and emotions drive many posts, from defending artists (“don’t even start with this fuckass rob hate”) and calling out misogyny (“some of yall use the valid criticisms people have for some women celebrities and use as a way to be misogynistic”) to political stances like “i’m a dumb redneck too but it don’t take a genius to figure out that ice and the fuckass oompa loompa in office are atrocious”. Their life comes across as spontaneous and flexible, consistent with Perceiving: they frequently improvise (e.g. bingeing edits instead of work in “just watched metallica edit for two hours instead of doing my work”), express frustration over school logistics like “i forgot to upload it now i can’t edit anything im kms”, and often say they’re out of captions or just posting because why not (“posting here bc why not”, “idk i have nothing else to post”). Overall, a highly expressive, values-driven, playful, and impulsive online presence fits ENFP best.

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Metallica/SOAD-obsessed student, future grad who once watched edits for 2 hours instead of doing a plagiarism essay. Opinions loud, hair louder.– @maggieppearl1

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This is a loud, slightly unhinged highball—strong, sour-sweet, and way more dramatic than it needs to be, just like tweeting “next person to call me emo is getting punched OHMYGOD I AM NOT EMO JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BLACK AND PURPLE HAIR...”. The high-proof rye is for the unapologetic opinions and political spine, like “i’m a dumb redneck too but it don’t take a genius to figure out that ice and the fuckass oompa loompa in office are atrocious”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds dark sweetness for the intense Metallica devotion—see “lars ulrich lars ulrich lars ulrich...” and “james get the fuck out of the way so i can see lars”. Sour cherry juice brings the dramatic angst and academic stress from “ohmygod i’m an idiot... forgot to upload it now i can’t edit anything im kms 😭😭”. The sparkling energy drink is the chaotic, hyper-online scroll of “i spend more time on here than i do tiktok this is sad” and two-hour edit binges like “just watched metallica edit for two hours instead of doing my work l”. Finally, the dash of edible purple shimmer is for the ever-changing wall of posters and hair dye chaos in “somewhat updated picture wall and vinyl wall” and “ok i’m tired of purple hair what should the next color be”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a loud, confrontational courage and a tendency to charge in based on gut feelings, which is very Gryffindor. They openly call out misogyny and bigotry, e.g. criticizing people who twist “valid criticisms” of women into misogyny in “some of yall use the valid criticisms people have for some women celebrities and use as a way to be misogynistic” and mocking right‑wing politics in “i’m a dumb redneck too but it don’t take a genius to figure out that ice and the fuckass oompa loompa in office are atrocious”. They’re also quick to defend people they care about with intense, impulsive energy, like “don’t even start with this fuckass rob hate” and their ride‑or‑die love for Lars in “lars haters dni i ❤️ lars ulrich”. That same hot‑blooded style shows up in personal boundaries too, e.g. “next person to call me emo is getting punched OHMYGOD I AM NOT EMO…”. While they’re creative and funny, the dominant impression is boldness, loyalty to their faves, and a willingness to fight for their views in public—classic Gryffindor traits rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A song that fits them best is “St. Anger” by Metallica, because it matches both their personality and their very specific Metallica obsession. They openly defend the album, saying “i said st anger was my favorite metallica album and old me did not like that” and again teasing, “and if i said that st anger was my favorite metallica album”, which shows they lean into an unpopular, intense favorite with zero shame. The song’s themes of frustration, emotional overload, and catharsis mirror their loud, dramatic posting style, like “next person to call me emo is getting punched OHMYGOD I AM NOT EMO…” and “I HATE HAVING CURLY HAIR”. Their timeline swings between hyperfixation and venting—nonstop Metallica/Lars ulrich posts such as “lars ulrich lars ulrich lars ulrich… someone edit him to a sabrina carpenter song” and school/life stress like “ohmygod i’m an idiot… i forgot to upload it now i can’t edit anything im kms”—which fits the raw, messy, emotionally unfiltered feel of St. Anger. Even their bio, “lars haters dni i ❤️ lars ulrich,” lines up with picking one of the band’s most divisive eras and standing by it as part of their identity.

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