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Lisa Simpson is the best match because she is an intellectual, curious traveler who loves literature and culture, just like the user who tweets about reading novels, visiting historic sites and lists top travel destinations ('So, before my trip to Europe, I finished the third draft of my novel…', 'Top 10 places I haven't been to…'). Lisa also often champions moral issues and safety, similar to the user's concern for women's safety ('A point the Right is generally correct about… women really do need to feel safe', 'I understand I have many wonderful mutuals and followers, yet the hate does get to me'). The user's blend of cultural appreciation and strong opinions mirrors Lisa's blend of idealism and activism, as seen in her critique of DEI and her desire to block 'manosphere' accounts ('I need to block more manosphere / red pill accounts', 'One of the worst crimes against humanity? Yes, DEI was awful and evil'). Additionally, Lisa's love for the arts and history ('Quite fond of Edmund Dulac…', 'The visual culture / aesthetic of Catholicism… fits in rather well with the 80s') aligns with the user's frequent references to art and historic places. Both Lisa and the user often engage in online discourse, quoting others and debating, as shown by many quote‑tweets ('It’s okay to quote tweet people who are rude…', 'Good night!').

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The user frequently engages directly with followers, asking for feedback ('If any of you have a problem with me, could you please let me know?') which shows extraverted energy. Their tweets reveal a love for patterns, cultural connections, and future possibilities ('10 places I haven’t been to, but am interested…') indicating a preference for intuition over concrete details. They emphasize values and empathy, such as advocating for women’s safety ('A point the Right is generally correct about … women really do need to feel safe') and condemning DEI, reflecting a feeling‑based decision style. Finally, they organize thoughts into structured lists and plan trips ('Top 10 places I’ve been to…') and express a desire for order ('I need to block more manosphere / red pill accounts'), which aligns with a judging approach.

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Historian-traveler & budding novelist. I once demanded 'papers please' from my dad like a Soviet officer. Coffee, castles, hotel tea & endless curiosity.– @magicinthealps

Your signature cocktail
The pine‑infused gin captures the crisp mountain air of the Matterhorn, a nod to the user's Alpine Elf persona and the tweet "I think my heart is more gothic than baroque". A splash of vodka honors the user's playful Soviet officer fantasy, echoing the tweet "Whenever I see my dad in the morning, I keep asking him for 'papers please' as if I'm some Soviet officer and we are in Minsk or something". Elderflower liqueur adds a fairy‑tale sweetness, recalling the tweet "Quite fond of Edmund Dulac. Really, he was my introduction to Orientalism". Pomegranate juice gives a deep, ruby hue and a hint of heat, referencing the tweet "It is now 40°C". Finally, a dash of ginger syrup provides a spicy kick that mirrors the tweet "Yeah, I am sick of hearing 'if women were nicer to men and boys, they wouldn't turn to Andrew Tate!'".

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a strong love of learning and intellectual curiosity, as shown in tweets like 'University saved my life...my love for literature and history, learning, truly started.' and '100 day streak of language learning on Babbel!'. They also demonstrate analytical thinking, noting gaps in expertise: 'I’ve noticed with many "experts" on MENA is their understanding of the region mostly exists from 1947 onwards to the present.' Their interest in art, history, and cultural analysis, such as 'The visual culture / aesthetic of Catholicism, imo, fits in rather well with the 80s', aligns with Ravenclaw's values of wisdom and wit. While they show empathy and concern for others, their predominant trait is the pursuit of knowledge, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The track captures their love for hotels and travel, as they note 'Hotels are fascinating, because in many ways, they are the contemporary heirs to taverns, castles, palaces, etc.' Their constant movement and airport experiences—'So, I booked a sleeping cabin in Doha for an 8 hour layover…'—echo the song’s opening line 'On a dark desert highway…'. The haunting, gothic ambience they describe—'After my trip and all my travels, I think my heart is more gothic than baroque'—mirrors the eerie, mysterious mood of the track. Their feeling of being unable to fully leave a place, like wanting to 'try out the hotel restaurant I want to take my mother for high tea' yet feeling stuck, aligns with the refrain 'You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave'. Finally, the song’s themes of longing and being trapped in a seductive environment reflect their mixed feelings about home—'I have a very complicated relationship with my home country, Australia'—and their online battles—'I need to block more manosphere / red pill accounts'—underscoring the sense of being caught in a captivating but confining world.

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