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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of nerdy enthusiasm, sharp opinions, and queer identity maps closest to Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa info-dumps about jazz or causes, they can passionately lecture about games, as in “my teacher gave me free reign to rant about marvel rivals in front of my whole class” and long meta takes like “tanks are in a bad spot but it’s not cos they’re poorly designed… victims of cc and pokeslop terrorism”. They’re introspective and a bit sensitive about connection, joking that “how it feels trying to make friends on this app” is rough and asking, half-seriously, “does anyone wanna be proomfs with me???…no?…..okay”, which fits Lisa’s underlying loneliness and desire for real friends. Their queer, wlw-focused lens and media crushes mirror Lisa’s later-coded queerness and strong moral compass, like defending ships in “interesting to me how ppl only hate on rivals ships when it’s wlw”. Finally, their combination of academic life, niche pop-culture obsessions, and righteous ranting—whether about AI art in “OOMFS IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE REPORT IT, ITS AI !!!!” or game design—feels very Lisa: principled, wordy, and deeply passionate.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reach out to others, e.g. looking for more mutuals and interaction in “does anyone wanna be proomfs with me??? its @2mitsuaya ….no?…..okay”, happily ranting about games to a whole class in “my teacher gave me free reign to rant about marvel rivals in front of my whole class”, and talking about how they easily make friends with men in “i somehow end up making friends with every man i meet 😭”. They seem Intuitive rather than strictly detail‑focused Sensing: they jump to broader patterns and meta takes like “cyberpunk is something really sprecial bc everyone i’ve ever talked about it was on the fence before playing it and then once they did it completely consumed their lives” and analyze game metas conceptually in “the problem with poke meta is how much fucking cc the poke gremlins have… poke is op at all ranges”. Their values and tone show strong Feeling: they focus on fairness toward wlw ships in “interesting to me how ppl only hate on rivals ships when it’s wlw”, care about queer representation and relationships (Judy, Panam, Caitlyn/Vi) in tweets like “calling judy every 10 minutes even when i’m playing male v bc i miss my gf”, and express annoyance at straight norms in “are straight people like okay……”. They come across as flexible and spontaneous, so Perceiving: they joke about going outside instead of engaging in discourse in “i was gonna comment on the whole rivals situation bc it was pissing me off but instead i’m gonna go outside”, impulsively restarting big games in “NEW CYBERPUNK PLAYTHROUGH AGAIN LETS GO”, and making last‑minute decisions like “should i ask for a switch 2 for my birthday”. Put together—outgoing, emotionally expressive, pattern‑focused, and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.

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Rex | 20 | she/they | breaks down Marvel Rivals metas, replays Cyberpunk for Judy, once ranted about Rivals in class by teacher request– @magikyuri

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This drink hits like a cracked comp queue: strong, chaotic, but weirdly comforting, just like their Marvel Rivals grind and ranked antics “FIRST COMP GSME UR FUCKING JOKING#” and “FOR THE TEAM !!!!”. The high-proof spiced rum is for their dive-into-any-discourse energy, from roast-level game takes “tanks are in a bad spot but it’s not cos they’re poorly designed… victims of cc and pokeslop terrorism” to complaining about metas. Blue curaçao and the fizzy sour soda capture their neon, cyberpunk-obsessed, slightly feral gaymer vibe “NEW CYBERPUNK PLAYTHROUGH AGAIN LETS GO” and “cyberpunk is something really sprecial…”. The shimmer syrup is a nod to their dramatic, meme-heavy flair and love for pretty skins and aesthetics “i want this skin so bad 😞”. Finally, the smoked salt rim is the tiny bit of bitterness and salt they bring when talking balance, poke meta, and shipping discourse “call we start complaining about poke the way yall complained about dive, poke is making this game miserable” and “interesting to me how ppl only hate on rivals ships when it’s wlw”, while still staying fun enough that you’d queue another round with them.

Your Hogwarts House
Rex shows strong Gryffindor traits: they’re outspoken, impulsive, and quick to stand up for what they believe is fair or right. They openly push back on fandom double standards in ships, noting how “interesting to me how ppl only hate on rivals ships when it’s wlw”, and they’re vocally anti-AI art, telling oomfs to report it with “OOMFS IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE REPORT IT, ITS AI !!!!”, both of which show moral courage and a willingness to confront issues head-on. Their tone is fiery and dramatic, like when they complain about game balance and metas — e.g., calling poke meta "terrorism" and saying “call we start complaining about poke the way yall complained about dive, poke is making this game miserable” — reflecting classic Gryffindor boldness and intensity. They also have a protective, team-centered streak, proudly declaring “FOR THE TEAM !!!!” and joking that “i’ll carry my whole team bc i was in the military”, which fits Gryffindor’s heroic, self-sacrificing archetype. While they are witty and social, their defining traits are passionate outspokenness and a readiness to charge into conflict for their beliefs, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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A fitting song for Rex is girls by girl in red, because so much of their online presence is proudly sapphic and wlw-centered. Their bio lists "⚢" and they constantly tweet about women they love in games, like “is there a mod that gives judy and panam a bush” and “calling judy every 10 minutes even when i’m playing male v bc i miss my gf”. The song’s open, slightly chaotic queer yearning mirrors how they talk about characters and ships, such as “interesting to me how ppl only hate on rivals ships when it’s wlw” and “when caitlyn and vi have to fight in 2xko does it just cut to a cutscene of them scissoring”. girls is also casual and playful rather than solemn, which fits their loud, meme-y style in tweets like “today i explained the kakegurui memes to my friends whilst enthusiastically grabbing my left tit”. Overall, the song captures both their lesbian identity and the fun, unfiltered way they express attraction to women across their timeline.

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