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Moe Szyslak, the gruff bartender of Moe's Tavern, fits the profile because he is constantly bitter, quick to lash out, and wrestling with self‑esteem issues. The user’s tweet "I’m sort of wondering if I’m a bad person, or just have a problem…" mirrors Moe’s frequent self‑pity and depressive moments. Their aggressive outbursts, such as "The writer of that fic needs to be gifted… torture" and "All lolicons are pedophiles," echo Moe’s blunt, often hateful language when dealing with customers he dislikes. At the same time, the tender line "Gonna be real…having a partner who cares for you is the most amazing feeling ever" reflects the rare moments of genuine affection Moe shows to friends like his cat or his occasional love interests. Finally, the habit of blocking people ("I’m blocking… anyone who uses the word Hendrix") parallels Moe’s tendency to shut out anyone who troubles his bar. Overall, the mix of cynicism, volatility, occasional vulnerability, and self‑destructive thoughts aligns closely with Moe’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent, bold public statements like “If you dislike me, save us both time and block me.” reveal an extraverted, outward‑focused style. Their focus on big‑picture patterns and future possibilities, e.g., “If the UK takes down VPNs, I wonder if it'll just be the big names they go after,” points to an intuitive (N) preference. Logical critique is evident in posts such as “Blatantly false. Bible was not cited. No references,” showing a Thinking (T) decision‑making orientation. A spontaneous, open‑ended tone appears in remarks like “I’m sort of wondering if I’m a bad person, or just have a problem,” indicating a Perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits match the ENTP (Extraverted‑Intuitive‑Thinking‑Perceiving) type.

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Writer, gamer & mental-health advocate. Trans-rights ally. Coffee-fueled Genshin explorer—once survived a 3-hour raid without a snack. Ireland/UK.– @MagnaMalignus

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The Irish whiskey provides a solid, familiar base, echoing Willow’s roots in "Schrödinger’s Ireland/UK" and her steady core. A splash of blood orange adds bright, citrusy optimism, tying to her tweet, "Gonna be real...having a partner who cares for you is the most amazing feeling ever." Activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, smoky depth, mirroring the turmoil in her confession, "I'm sort of wondering if I'm a bad person, or just have a problem." Bitter Campari adds an angry bite, reflecting her fierce critique, "Fucking rich ass oil advocate can stop talking on matters he knows barely any about." Finally, a dash of ginger syrup brings a sharp, fiery kick, representing her habit of confronting toxic content, as she often says, "I'm blocking people again."

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows boldness by confronting controversial topics head‑on, as seen in "This sort of discourse is just so hilariously stupid. Can we focus on actual problems please? Like the UK having trans rights being taken away..." and by openly admitting painful thoughts in "I'm sort of wondering if I'm a bad person... I've been vividly imagining murdering people..." Their bio’s blunt warning "If you dislike me, save us both time and block me" also reflects a fearless, no‑apology stance. They also display courage in personal vulnerability, praising love in "Gonna be real...having a partner who cares for you is the most amazing feeling ever" and expressing a desire for self‑improvement despite their struggles. This pattern of daring self‑expression and standing up for what they believe aligns best with Gryffindor’s value of bravery.

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The chorus of Radiohead’s “Creep” – "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" – mirrors the user’s self‑critical tone, especially in the tweet "I’m sort of wondering if I’m a bad person, or just have a problem. I’ve been vividly imagining murdering people…". Their longing for genuine connection is evident in "Gonna be real…having a partner who cares for you is the most amazing feeling ever", which parallels the song’s desperate wish to be accepted despite feeling unworthy. The user’s frequent expressions of alienation and anger, such as "I hate the fact there is a nazi in my family. YOUR FATHER FOUGHT THEM, WHY DO YOU SUPPORT THEM?!" and "I got sick of seeing them, so anyone who uses the word Hendrix has their posts muted", reinforce the sense of being an outsider that the song captures. Overall, “Creep” encapsulates the mix of love, self‑doubt, and isolation that dominates their timeline.

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