Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong dedication to groups like NewJeans and ILLIT, e.g. “Okay so here’s what im gonna do , i will support NewJeans as (3/4??) members and i will support danielle.” and “Bunnies wtf are we doing.”
- Protective loyal: Defends faves fiercely, as seen in “Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.” and calling out unfair hate in “people like this really piss me off like you was just praising illit now you dissing them..”
- Humorous dramatic: Uses exaggerated, playful language and memes, e.g. “LOONA TANKED, ADP TANKED, ILLIT TANKED, NEWJEANS TANKED…” and “The concept of me being 10 when newjeans debuted”
- Culturally engaged: Actively follows music/pop culture discourse, referencing multiple artists/groups like Megan, Nicki, Ariana, BP, Stray Kids, e.g. “Like Nicki and Cardi could’ve been THE rap duo.” and “Guys I kinda wanna stan ariana”
- Self-aware playful: Jokes about self-image and behavior, showing some self-awareness, e.g. “never beating the coke allegations” and “This is why I exist cus adp lashings will never stop”
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive threats: Uses extreme language like doxxing and “ending” people over fandom, e.g. “Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.”
- Ableist slurs: Uses slurs like “retarded” in insults, e.g. “Justine must be retarded” and “lngshot stans never beating the retarted allegations”
- Hostile insults: Frequently resorts to direct attacks, e.g. “Can you stfu” and “Adp stan talking” used to mock others instead of discuss
- Overreactive stan: Escalates normal fandom disagreements into extreme narratives like mass “tanking” or all-caps rants, e.g. “LOONA TANKED, ADP TANKED, ILLIT TANKED…” and “FUCK LNGSHOT FUCK JAY PARK AND FUCK TORY WE LOVE YOU MEGAN”
- Conflict-driven: Engages heavily in ratios, callouts, and fanwars, e.g. multiple “Ratio” tweets like “Ratio” and threats such as “Oomf dont make me end niggaortis”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: loud, chaotic, and constantly starting or escalating fandom drama. They lean into being messy and slightly mean for fun, like when they say “Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.” and “lngshot stans never beating the retarted allegations”, which fits Bart’s trolling, boundary‑pushing energy. They also show a rebellious, anti-authority streak, attacking big names or fandoms without hesitation, as in “FUCK LNGSHOT FUCK JAY PARK AND FUCK TORY WE LOVE YOU MEGAN” and “MAGA Minaj crying”. At the same time, there’s clear loyalty underneath the chaos: they fiercely defend their faves with posts like “Bunnies wtf are we doing.” and a nuanced take such as “i will support NewJeans as (3/4??) members and i will support danielle… I will be supporting both.”. This combination of mischief, trash talk, and underlying attachment to the people they care about is very Bart-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): most tweets are highly interactive, calling out fandoms and specific users, e.g. directly addressing others in “wtf did I do to you😭😭 @yaoillit” and threatening large groups with “Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.”, which suggests they gain energy from social conflict and engagement rather than quiet observation. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they’re always talking in big, exaggerated generalizations like “LOONA TANKED, ADP TANKED, ILLIT TANKED, NEWJEANS TANKED, IVE TANKED, BABYMONSTER TANKED…” and spinning fandom drama into larger narratives about groups and reputations, rather than focusing on concrete facts. Their tone is more Feeling (F) than purely logical; they lead with emotional reactions and moral judgment—e.g. “people like this really piss me off…” and “FUCK LNGSHOT FUCK JAY PARK AND FUCK TORY WE LOVE YOU MEGAN”—showing values- and loyalty-based reasoning rather than detached analysis. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their tweeting is impulsive, chaotic, and reactive ("TIKTOK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY OMG😭😭😭😭" in this tweet, or rapidly switching stanning positions in “guys i kinda wanna leave the newjeans fandom.. especially after everything going on”), with little sign of careful planning or structured long-term strategy. Taken together—highly social, big-picture, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—they most closely match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were 10 when NewJeans debuted… does that mean you’re legally obligated to let me be your emotional support bunny while we drag ADP and LNGSHOT together on the timeline?
- You walked into the ‘bakery of twinks’ and ordered four phagguettes, but I’m just trying to be the one snack you don’t ratio and actually keep in your cart.
- As a fellow gllit-in-spirit who thinks the R U NEXT? version was better and still defends ILLIT, I feel like we’re already in a situationship – we’re just missing a Spotify blend and a late-night ‘SOTY’ argument.
- You said you’d doxx anyone hating on NewJeans or ILLIT… if I promise to stream both and call MAGA Minaj a flop daily, can my reward be a pinned DM instead of a threat?
- You never beating the coke allegations, me never beating the ‘obsessed with kai🫥’ allegations – statistically speaking, we should probably stop tanking and debut as the power duo Cardi B and Bruno were supposed to be.
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13 • he/him • black. Part-time K‑pop analyst, full-time chaos. Once started a stan war before breakfast and still got my homework done.– @magneticjeanz
Your signature cocktail
The Cokerant Phagguette Fizz
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like them yelling “never beating the coke allegations” while posting selfies. Overproof white rum brings strong, wild energy to match their all-caps draggings like “LOONA TANKED, ADP TANKED, ILLIT TANKED…”. Sparkling pink lemonade is sweet and bubbly for their stan heart in tweets like “Bunnies wtf are we doing.” and their love for girl groups. Blue curaçao adds an internet-core, NewJeans-coded blue pop for lines like “The concept of me being 10 when newjeans debuted” and all their K‑pop timeline drama. Chili-lime saline gives a salty, spicy edge for their constant callouts such as “lngshot stans never beating the retarted allegations” and threats like “Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.”. Finally, a cotton candy garnish melts into the drink like their messy but soft side when they admit “guys i kinda wanna leave the newjeans fandom.. especially after everything going on”, turning all that chaos into something unexpectedly sweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows strong Slytherin traits: a combative, winner‑focused mindset and a readiness to threaten extreme measures to protect their faves. They openly frame themselves as an enforcer for their fandoms, saying "Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.", which reflects ruthless protectiveness and a willingness to use intimidation as a tool. They talk about "lashings" as their purpose in stan wars in "This is why I exist cus adp lashings will never stop", embracing a persona built around dominance and conflict. Even their jokey villain arc, like "Me lowkey being evil after stealing my cousins man after she stole my AirPods Max’s", leans into cunning and payback rather than harmony. While there is loyalty to groups like NewJeans and ILLIT, it is expressed through aggressive defense and strategic framing (e.g., justifying continued support with, "Boycotting will not get the current girls paid and we want the best for NewJeans."), which aligns more with Slytherin pragmatism and ambition than with Hufflepuff-style gentleness.
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Your song
Megatron - Nicki Minaj
A song that best fits Kai is Megatron by Nicki Minaj, because it matches their chaotic, confident, and extremely online stan energy. They’re openly petty and combative in a funny way, like when they said “LOONA TANKED, ADP TANKED, ILLIT TANKED, NEWJEANS TANKED, IVE TANKED, BABYMONSTER TANKED…” and “Everyone whos hating on NewJeans or ILLIT will be getting ended and doxxed, do NOT play with me.”. Megatron is all about flexing, talking your talk, and not backing down—very similar to them gleefully beefing with other fandoms, like “Stays so mad at me” and “Adp stan talking”. The song’s playful aggression and party energy also fit their messy, unserious humor, seen in tweets like “never beating the coke allegations” and “Me and @ILLIT_twt watching @Tsuruloonatic and @Stray_Kids fight”. Overall, Megatron captures the mix of camp, drama, and boldness that runs through their timeline.
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