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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is openly political, left-wing, and justice-oriented, e.g. describing themselves as a “bisexual transgender communist anti billionaire brown skinned pro immigration anti ai pro Palestine anti capitalism environmentally friendly chronically online twitter user” in “irl person talking to me about 'those rainbow people'…”. They’re anxious about global issues and war in a very Lisa way, as seen in “There’s an above 0% chance we go into ww3 because of a ugly rotting orange” and “I honestly think that there’s a sizeable chance of a war happening…”. Their concern about ethics and harm, even toward insects, echoes Lisa’s compassionate, overthinking nature: “I have been thinking about the ethicality of killing certain bugs for being ‘scary’… Cockroaches have strong evidence for feeling pain…”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and slightly self-deprecating—calling themselves an INTP, a mahjong addict, and having hundreds of anime queued but unwatched in “the way i have hundreds of anime in my watchlist but haven't watched anything since last year”—which fits Lisa’s combination of intellect, niche interests, and social awkwardness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self‑identify as “intp” in their bio (“gambler. intp, mahjong addict”), and their tweets match this. First, they read as introverted: they often mention being chronically online and anxious about interaction, e.g. “Need to interact with oomfs more but I’m too scared…” and rarely talk about large social gatherings, instead focusing on solo games, reading, and posting. Their intuition (N) shows in their love of abstract, slightly absurd ideas like “I think the concept of a country is bad and that we should all be one happy planet” and joking philosophical takes such as comparing nectarines and apples in a conceptual way: “nectarines are just apples if they were a fruit”. They lean thinking (T) over feeling in how they analyze ethics and politics, e.g. calmly reflecting on bug suffering: “Cockroaches have strong evidence for feeling pain, and I feel really bad now since the only ‘crime’ it committed was being scary to me……” and worrying logically about geopolitical risk: “There’s an above 0% chance we go into ww3 because of a ugly rotting orange”. Finally, they present as perceiving (P): they procrastinate and improvise (“the way i have hundreds of anime in my watchlist but haven't watched anything since last year”](https://x.com/mahjongaddict11/status/2015312441761296397), “Reading web novels at 3 am instead of sleeping again life is good”) and tinker casually with things like their Strawpage, asking “HELP HOW DO I ADD THE SEND STUFF THINGIES TO STRAWPAGE??????” rather than presenting a perfectly planned, orderly system. Altogether, the introspective, abstract, analytical, and spontaneous style strongly fits INTP.

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19 • Melbourne heat survivor & mahjong fiend • writer of unfinished stories, watcher of unwatched anime • once got sunscreen in my eye and tweeted it– @mahjongaddict11

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, chaotic and a bit unhinged, just like someone tweeting “43c lovely weather today…” while melting in Australian summer. The white rum infused with black tea nods to their late‑night webnovel binges and love of tea in “Tea 😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤☕️☕️☕️”, calm caffeine wrapped around a strong spirit. Lychee liqueur brings a sweet, queer softness for the bisexual trans romantic who proudly waves 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ and jokes “i like girls so much that i became one”. Fresh nectarine juice is a fruity in‑joke to their food takes like “nectarines are just apples if they were a fruit”, adding bright juiciness and a bit of silliness. Lime juice cuts through the sweetness the way their anti‑war, anti‑billionaire posts do, sour reality in lines like “There’s an above 0% chance we go into ww3 because of a ugly rotting orange”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture gives a slow burning heat worthy of a mahjong addict screaming “KAZOE YAKUMAN YIPPEEEE” and someone who can turn getting sunscreen in their eye into epic tragedy in “Today I got sunscreen in my eye and cried”, leaving a lingering, dramatic finish… just like their beloved …ellipsis…

Your Hogwarts House
Several tweets point toward strong curiosity, introspection, and analytical thinking, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They frequently mull over abstract or ethical questions, like when they reflect on insect suffering in “I have been thinking about the ethicality of killing certain bugs for being ‘scary’…” and on geopolitical risk in “I honestly think that there’s a sizeable chance of a war happening…”. They also show a love of learning and complex systems: obsessing over mahjong and yaku in their bio, celebrating a hard achievement in “KAZOE YAKUMAN YIPPEEEE”, ricing Arch Linux in “Riced arch on my laptop its awesome…”, and planning to catch up on Genshin’s story in “I’m gonna lock in and play all the genshin main story I haven’t played since 6.0”. Their enjoyment of niche wordplay and meta-humor, like the extended ellipsis bit in “…dot… dot… dot… … my beloved…” and joking about 1984 in “‘The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears…’”, showcases wit and a playful intellect. While they clearly have strong values and bravery in expressing them, as seen in “irl person talking to me about 'those rainbow people' when i'm a bisexual transgender communist…”, the dominant throughline is a curious, contemplative mind that revels in ideas, systems, and wordplay—very Ravenclaw-coded.

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The song internet by Miyyu fits them because it’s about living extremely online, feeling small yet loud on social media, and finding identity in digital spaces—exactly how they present themself as a “chronically online twitter user” in “irl person talking to me about 'those rainbow people' when i'm a bisexual transgender communist anti billionaire brown skinned pro immigration anti ai pro Palestine anti capitalism environmentally friendly chronically online twitter user”. Their timeline is full of posting about likes and followers, like “Im turning famous I got a post with 8 likes and then a post with 6 likes” and “Okay did I actually say anything controversial on accident I’m losing a bunch of oomfs😭😭😭”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on online validation and anxiety. They also constantly bounce between existential dread and shitposting, from “I honestly think that there’s a sizeable chance of a war happening…” to absurd jokes like “19 years of living on this wretched planet and I still laugh at Uranus 😭😭😭”, matching the song’s bittersweet, ironic tone. Their comfort in niche fandoms and online in-jokes—mahjong, HSR, ellipsis yume, and strawpage building like “STRAWPAGE DONEE!!!!!!!!”—also fits the track’s theme of finding a fragmented but real sense of self through the internet. Overall, internet captures the mix of queer identity, political awareness, terminally-online humor, and emotional oversharing that defines their posts.

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