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Your Simpsons character
The user’s obsession with power, empire, and a hierarchical view of individuals mirrors Mr. Burns’ character. The tweet "Humanity needs an empire. We must conquer dead worlds and use their resources to make them alive" aligns with Burns’ constant scheming for world domination. Their statement "All races are equal. All genders are equal. All social classes are equal. But not all individuals are equal" reflects Burns’ elitist belief that he is superior to everyone else. The disdain for modern ideas, as seen in "Postmodernism: the root of all evil" and "Identity politics are the gateway to fascism," matches Burns’ old‑fashioned, anti‑progressive attitude. Finally, the deterministic and nihilistic musings like "Determinism kills ambition. Become a Great Man" echo Burns' conviction that only the powerful can shape destiny.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tone is introspective and prefers solitary reflection, as seen in "Stare into our singing eyes, and we will sing together". Their focus on grand, future‑oriented concepts such as "Humanity needs an empire. We must conquer dead worlds…" and "The universe holds us at gunpoint…" shows a preference for intuition over concrete details. Decision‑making is rooted in logical analysis and objective criteria, illustrated by statements like "Morals are relative, life is temporary, all that matters is glory" and "People who oppose scientific consensus… should be stripped of all rights". The language is structured, goal‑oriented, and calls for decisive action, evident in "Fighting matters more than winning" and "Bring back airships". These patterns align with the INTJ personality type.

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History buff, futurist & existentialist. I argue determinism over coffee and once tried building an airship in my dorm. #IdeasMatter– @maidenofgreen

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This cocktail, named the Fractal Empire Elixir, blends the bitter edge of absinthe with the warm bravado of bourbon to echo the tweet "Determinism kills ambition. Become a Great Man" and the relentless drive for greatness. A charcoal-infused syrup darkens the mix, symbolizing the "Endless repetition, endless loss" and the existential fear the user mentions. The splash of blue curaçao represents the cosmic gunpoint the universe holds us at, as they wrote "The universe holds us at gunpoint. Until we extend our presence to other worlds, we will be staring down the barrel of extinction". A smoked rosemary garnish adds a militaristic, war‑like aroma, recalling the line "A life well spent is a life of endless war for one's ideals". Together the layers form a fractal of flavors, reflecting the tweet "Discrimination is fractal" and the user's love for grand, empire‑building visions.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition and the pursuit of power, as seen in "Determinism kills ambition. Become a Great Man" and "Morals are relative, life is temporary, all that matters is glory, for only it is eternal". Their calls for conquest, such as "Humanity needs an empire. We must conquer dead worlds and use their resources to make them alive," reflect a desire for dominance and control. The tweet "Fighting matters more than winning" highlights a combative, results‑oriented mindset. Additionally, the hierarchical view expressed in "All races are equal... But not all individuals are equal" aligns with Slytherin's acceptance of selective superiority. These themes of ambition, cunning, and a willingness to pursue lofty goals at any cost are characteristic of Slytherin.

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The user’s emphasis on hero worship and the longing to become a “Great Man” (e.g., “Hero worship is great and inspires people to better themselves” and “Determinism kills ambition. Become a Great Man”) mirrors Bowie’s refrain “We can be heroes, just for one day,” which celebrates personal heroism. Their existential questioning (“The purest feeling Existential fear” and “Is there any meaning at all to this fleeting existence?”) aligns with the song’s bittersweet tone about fleeting glory and the desire to be remembered. The tweet “Fighting matters more than winning” and “A life well spent is a life of endless war for one’s ideals” echo the song’s underlying narrative of struggle and sacrifice to achieve heroic status. Finally, the obsession with lasting glory (“All that matters is glory, for only it is eternal”) resonates with the song’s promise that even a brief heroism can leave an enduring mark.

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