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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, but surprisingly self-aware. Their timeline is full of loud, over-the-top reactions like “SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🍔🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️” and “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHH!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡”, which fits Bart’s hyper, chaos-gremlin energy. They’re openly annoyed by stupidity and drama, as seen in “Odio la estupidez, intangible pero peligrosa, en todos los sentidos.” and “Mejor uso esta mierda menos, las personas son un dolor de cabeza en el anonimato.”, echoing Bart’s disdain for authority and nonsense. At the same time, there’s a reflective, unexpectedly mature side in posts like “Debo dejar de comprometerme en cosas que: no me interesan realmente y si me interesan, que están fuera de mis capacidades...” and “El mundo en el que vivimos es una tragicomedia, en el mejor de los casos.”, which mirrors how Bart occasionally drops the clown act and shows depth. Their love of games, memes, and a bit of horny, juvenile humor—“Me enoje tanto que dejé de estar horny wtf”—rounds out the Bart-like mix of mischief, passion, and reluctant introspection.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they complain about people and anonymity, e.g. “Mejor uso esta mierda menos, las personas son un dolor de cabeza en el anonimato.” and mention not wanting to go out, “Uuugggh ojalá no tener que salir hoy”, which suggests social exhaustion rather than seeking interaction. Their focus is more on patterns, ideas, and systems than on concrete minutiae, indicating Intuition: they talk about broader societal issues like Panama’s development goal, “Una de las metas que quisiera para Panamá es esto.”, and describe the world abstractly as a tragicomedy, “El mundo en el que vivimos es una tragicomedia, en el mejor de los casos.”. They come off as strongly analytical and critical, pointing out stupidity and logical flaws, e.g. “Odio la estupidez, intangible pero peligrosa, en todos los sentidos.” and “Esto no funcionara, por muchos motivos....”, which aligns with Thinking over Feeling. Their life and gaming style seem flexible and improvisational rather than structured; they talk about bad decisions and overcommitting, “Debo dejar de comprometerme en cosas que: no me interesan realmente y si me interesan, que están fuera de mis capacidades...”, and they bounce between impulses like wanting to play games despite being broke, “Tengo unas ganas de jugar GoT de las buenas pero soy un pobre del carajo.”, suggesting a Perceiving preference. Overall, the combination of inward focus, abstract commentary, detached critique, and loose, reactive lifestyle fits INTP best.

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Panamanian gacha enjoyer, shamisen addict & chronic overthinker. Once got so mad I stopped being horny. Opinions on games, politics & life’s chaos.– @Main2Ash

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like their all‑caps hype, a chaotic, high‑energy mix built for someone who screams “MIL TRUENOS QUE ROMPEN LOS CIELOS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🍔🍔🍔⚡⚡⚡” and “SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🍔🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”. The smoky mezcal is their raw intensity and occasional existential edge, like when they say “DIOS este mundo es tan hermoso y tan caótico que a veces me dan ganas de arrancarme el corazón.”. Black coffee liqueur reflects their late‑night overthinking and exhaustion vibes in “Ando pensando aguevasones, no puedo dormir.” and their recurring complaint of being tired of people. A yuzu soda splash nods to their gacha/character obsession and the line “ok, lo admito, nesecito a Yuzuha.”, adding a sharp, refreshing spark like their sudden bursts of joy over pulls and builds. The blue curaçao drizzle is pure fandom color—Blue Archive and ZZZ—mirroring posts like “Rio Blue Archive buscar” and all the Anby worship, while the sea salt & chili rim captures their salty rants and spicy temper in tweets like “Le deseo unas vacaciones 100% pagadas en el infierno al AGUEVAO que vendió cable onda a Tigo.” and “Odio la estupidez, intangible pero peligrosa, en todos los sentidos.”. Strong, slightly bitter, but bright and electric, it’s the drink you order right before yelling “M3 EARLY M3 EARLY M3 EARLY… 🍔🍔🍔” at the bar.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, edge, and self-preservation. They’re very goal- and results-focused in games, pushing for higher numbers and optimization, like when they say “la chucha defiler me tiene suave quiero 55k, no una migraña” and obsess over stats in “hmmmmmm..... 1: 65% CR, 29k atk, 194 CD.... 2: 60% CR, 29k atk, 200% CD.... Detesto decidir.”. They’re also bluntly contemptuous of stupidity and mediocrity, which aligns with Slytherin’s sharp elitism, as in “Odio la estupidez, intangible pero peligrosa, en todos los sentidos.” and their takedown of someone as “Infrahumano...” in “Este chiquillo de mierda no puede ni levantar un cubo de caliche, ¿porque habla mas paja que tierra por quemar? Infrahumano...”. There is also a clear protective/self-preserving streak, refusing to lend tools again after being burned in “No vuelvo a prestar mis herramientas nunca mas, cha madre, que les cuesta limpiarlas” and wanting to disengage from social hassle in “Mejor uso esta mierda menos, las personas son un dolor de cabeza en el anonimato.”. Even their semi-joking philosophy of conflict, “'in order to fuck your enemy, you need to fuck yourself' 序須丸, the art of fuckery”, reflects a cunning, ruthless lens on dealing with opponents. While they do show some loyalty to games/characters and frustration with injustice, the dominant pattern is ambitious optimization, sharp judgment, and strategic self-protection—classic Slytherin.

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A song about chaotic energy, frustration with people, and still burning bright in your own lane fits them perfectly. They swing between loud hype and irritation, yelling things like “SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🍔🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️” and “Me fokin cabrie, a dormir.”, which mirrors the song’s explosive mood swings. They clearly thrive on intensity, from screaming about banners and characters like “OTROS 1000 DISCOS DORADOS PARA EL BANNER DE SHADOW HARMONY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️” to the almost dramatic poetic flair in “DIOS este mundo es tan hermoso y tan caótico que a veces me dan ganas de arrancarme el corazón.”. The song’s lyrics about lighting things up and burning despite the mess parallel their tendency to rail against stupidity and fandom drama, like “vaya mierda de tierlists por la chucha, seran todas ragebait?” and “Mejor uso esta mierda menos, las personas son un dolor de cabeza en el anonimato.”. Overall, the track’s blend of anger, spectacle, and dark humor lines up with their mix of ranting, memeing, and passionate fandom posting.

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