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Your Simpsons character
This user feels most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-online intellectual, and very opinionated yet sentimental. They’re passionate about the media they love and overthink it, just like Lisa obsessing over books and causes, for example calling a fic "life or death" by saying “estou indo a loucura its not even funny anymore eu preciso achar algo se nao morro highkey” and declaring “ninguem nunca vai entender como o will eh importante pra mim tipo ele eh mimha vida eu pari ele sabe voces nao entendem”. They also have a sharp, sometimes harsh critical streak, complaining that “gente burra me estressa” and dragging ships and characters like “nao aguento mais as mileven queria que todas sumissem”, which fits Lisa’s judgmental side when she thinks she’s right. At the same time, they’re introspective and a bit melodramatic about their own life and routines, as in “minhas aulas vao voltar ja to sentindo a depressao severa voltando tbm” and the self-aware joke “vou criar outra conta e fingir que sou uma pessoa completamente diferente”. Their mix of earnest love for music and art (Radiohead, Luan Santana, Ana Frango Elétrico) and constant moral/critical commentary on fandom and TV mirrors Lisa’s blend of heartfelt sensitivity and relentless analysis of the world around her.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around media, inner feelings, and online fandom rather than in‑person socializing, like rewatching series and reading fanfics instead of going out, e.g. “todo mundo se preparando pro show do mcr e eu aqui apenas assistindo” and their repeated fixation on supervoid and Byler. Their style points to Intuition over Sensing, focusing on interpretations, symbolism, and fictional dynamics more than concrete reality, such as calling songs and shows “byler coded” in “essa aqui eh tao byler coded voces nao estao preparados pra essa conversa” and obsessively analyzing character importance like Will vs Mike in “ninguem nunca vai entender como o will eh importante pra mim...”. They are clearly Feeling rather than Thinking: their judgments are driven by emotion, attachment, and personal values ("i miss you" in the bio, parasocial love for artists like “te amo luan santana to parassocial hoje”, and hyper-emotional reactions to characters and ships) rather than structured logical arguments. Finally, they fit Perceiving over Judging: they complain about lack of organization and drifting through activities (e.g. “minhas aulas vao voltar ja to sentindo a depressao severa voltando tbm”), jump impulsively between shows and fics (“nao se revejo the office ou twd ou continuo vendo shameless”), and talk about doing things on a whim like “vou criar outra conta e fingir que sou uma pessoa completamente diferente”. Altogether, an INFP profile best matches their emotionally intense fandom life, introspective tone, imaginative interpretations of media, and spontaneous, unstructured way of moving through interests and feelings.

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Raissa, 00’s kid. Supervoid & Byler scholar, part‑time shameless hater, full‑time fic hunter. Once rewatched Black Mirror just to find a Radiohead song.– @malborodolouis

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Cachaça infused with blackberries stands for their intense Brazilian emo heart and fixation on fanfics like “acho que sou fanfic addicted” and “supervoid”. The red bitter liqueur represents the sharp ranty side that says things like “MATA ESSA SONSA” and “gente burra me estressa”. Sparkling guaraná soda captures their hyper, sleepless timeline energy of “tava caindo de sono quando larguei o celular o sono passou” and the chaotic TV marathons like “gente nao assistam shameless”. Lime juice adds the sour punch of their dramatic declarations such as “ninguem nunca vai entender como o will eh importante pra mim” and “preciso do mike sofrendo”. The dash of edible glitter is their sentimental, parasocial sparkle for music and idols seen in “te amo luan santana to parassocial hoje” and the romantic obsession of “eu não preciso te olhar pra te ter em meu mundo”. Strong, a bit bitter, but fizzy and dramatic, it’s the perfect drink for someone who tweets “vou criar outra conta e fingir que sou uma pessoa completamente diferente” while live‑reacting to everything.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a sharp, cutting way of dealing with people they dislike, which fits Slytherin’s blunt self‑preservation more than Hufflepuff softness, e.g. “gente burra me estressa” and “ai q ranço dessa menina”. Their timeline is full of intense fixation and almost possessive attachment to characters and ships, like “ninguem nunca vai entender como o will eh importante pra mim tipo ele eh mimha vida eu pari ele sabe voces nao entendem”, which reads as emotionally extreme and territorial in a very Slytherin way. They also talk about using alternate personas online—“vou criar outra conta e fingir que sou uma pessoa completamente diferente”—showing comfort with performance and image‑management, a classic Slytherin flavor of social cunning. Their willingness to say exactly what they think, even if it’s harsh or controversial, appears in posts like “MATA ESSA SONSA” and “queria que o frank e o steve/jimmy entrassem no cu um do outro e explodissem”, reflecting an unapologetic, confrontational streak. Overall, the mix of intensity, possessiveness, image‑play, and sharp tongue aligns most strongly with Slytherin rather than the more idealistic or soft‑edged traits of the other houses.

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The best fit for them is Weird Fishes/Arpeggi because they explicitly say “ninguém ama weird fishes/arpeggi mais que eu”, which already shows a deep personal attachment to the song. The track’s themes of obsession, emotional intensity, and getting lost in your own head match their parasocial fixations and fandom spirals, like “ninguem nunca vai entender como o will eh importante pra mim tipo ele eh mimha vida eu pari ele sabe voces nao entendem” and “estou indo a loucura its not even funny anymore eu preciso achar algo se nao morro highkey”. The song’s mix of melancholy and devotion also fits their dramatic romanticism, seen in “eu não preciso te olhar pra te ter em meu mundo pq aonde quer que eu vá vc esta em tudo, tudo, tudo que eu preciso, te vivo.” and their love for emotionally heavy media like Supervoid and Shameless. Its dreamy, spiraling vibe mirrors how they dive into fanfics and music, as in “acho que sou fanfic addicted” and “thinking about supervoid”. Overall, Weird Fishes/Arpeggi captures their mixture of intensity, obsession, and slightly chaotic tenderness better than any other single song.

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