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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: a smart, intense, socially-aware teen who info-dumps about special interests and overthinks everything. Like Lisa with jazz and activism, they’re a passionate lore nerd and theorist, calling themself a “LORE FREAK” and “#1 creatrio + aftons fan,” and going deep on FNAF and Pokémon worldbuilding, e.g. “i think everyone will start investing in goldentears more when we fully embrace the fact that they have the full potential to be the craziest horror couple of all time…”. They show strong moral and political opinions, critiquing fandom and media ethics the way Lisa critiques adults and systems, like in “they finna start saying glorified racism is okay in media next because its drawings and not real BIPOC” and “Whiile im anti military i would like to say this is a serious issue, the military preys on desperate teenagers who need to feel worth something”. At the same time, they’re still very much a teenager navigating identity and emotions with a mix of sincerity and dark humor, seen in posts like “I think part of one of the reasons why FNAF hits so hard for me sometimes is that I too had a friend go missing and be murdered when I was a child…” and their self-aware joking about being a “hatetress” in “Im a hater irl and real life i hope yall know this shit is not a persona”. That blend of activism, niche interests, emotional depth, and sharp criticism lines up far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic Bart or apathetic Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self‑identify as INFP in their bio, which already points strongly to an introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving pattern. Their introversion shows in how much of their life happens online and in fandom/creative spaces rather than social events, and how they frame themselves as a deep lore/inner world person: “LORE FREAK & #1 creatrio + aftons fan… I be drawing n shi” in the bio, and introspective posts like “I think part of one of the reasons why FNAF hits so hard for me sometimes is that I too had a friend go missing and be murdered when I was a child…”. Intuition is clear from their focus on theories, symbolism, and alternate possibilities such as “these are the headcannons we need to be making. My thought is that Golden speaks in a neutral voice… the others have to discern who is speaking via dialect” and meta takes about media like “Mind you baby we was watching Twin Peaks, Kakegurui, Yellowjackets… nobody cares about dark topics in fiction its just that it has to be good to be liked by the general public”. They lead with Feeling over Thinking even when they argue; they focus on harm, coercion, and ethics in posts like “I need the proship community specifically to not act like porn isnt inherently coercive. Its literally commodified sex…” and “they finna start saying glorified racism is okay in media next because its drawings and not real BIPOC”, showing values-driven judgment even if expressed bluntly. Their Perceiving side comes through in their spontaneity and scattered, in‑the‑moment posting: they jump from FNAF headcanons to politics to personal anecdotes, and jokes like “Do you even like fnaf' nigga does sisyphus like his rock?” or “Im a hater irl and real life i hope yall know this shit is not a persona” read as improvisational rather than structured. Overall, the combination of introspection, heavy symbolism/theorizing, value‑charged commentary, and flexible, chaotic posting strongly aligns with INFP.

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AfroLatina HS senior, artist & lore analyst. FNAF + Sinnoh mythology brainrot. Once compared franchise drama to theology & nobody argued.– @Malharree

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Blue curaçao makes the drink an electric Sinnoh-time blue, a nod to being the self-proclaimed “priestess of mighty sinnoh of time” and their Dialga brainrot in tweets like “Just remembered im Dialgas priestess and here I am thirsting after his father ohhh fuck im going to HELL”. Spiced dark rum (or a rich vanilla cola) represents the heavy, sometimes dark themes they engage with, from FNAF horror to trauma, like “I think part of one of the reasons why FNAF hits so hard for me sometimes is that I too had a friend go missing and be murdered when I was a child, and nobody looked for him.”. Hibiscus brings a bright, tart, AfroLatine flair for their AfroLatina identity and strong cultural voice, also matching their sharp social takes such as “We can recognize this specific person is fetishizing without ignoring the fact that white women should not be calling themselves Mochi Sakura Chan”. Fiery ginger beer captures their chaotic, hyper-online hater energy and capital-letter screaming in posts like “IM SICK” and “THIS IS RIDICULOUS HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT WANT HOT ANIME BOY NECROZMA”. Finally, edible gold glitter floats on top like shimmering tears and cosmic dust, referencing both their love of dramatic horror aesthetics and meta headcanons in tweets like “i think everyone will start investing in goldentears more when we fully embrace the fact that they have the full potential to be the craziest horror couple of all time” and their proudly over-the-top fandom presence: “Im a hater irl and real life i hope yall know this shit is not a persona , ts is no joke i take this serious to the highest pedigree my own father called me a 'hatetress'”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong pattern of confrontational courage and willingness to publicly take stands, even on heavy or controversial topics. They call out proship discourse and porn ethics head‑on, e.g. “I need the proship community specifically to not act like porn isnt inherently coercive” and “they finna start saying glorified racism is okay in media next because its drawings and not real BIPOC”, which shows moral boldness rather than self‑preservation. They are also frank about personal trauma, tying it into media analysis in a way that risks vulnerability in front of an audience: “I too had a friend go missing and be murdered when I was a child, and nobody looked for him.”. There’s a self‑described identity as a "hater" that still carries a kind of reckless bravado, e.g. “Im a hater irl and real life i hope yall know this shit is not a persona , ts is no joke i take this serious to the highest pedigree”, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, charge‑in energy more than quiet Hufflepuff patience or Slytherin calculated self‑interest. While they are clearly thoughtful and analytical about fandom (for example their detailed FNAF meta and headcanons), the dominant traits are outspoken conviction, emotional intensity, and a willingness to fight publicly over what they think is right—classic Gryffindor qualities.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it’s all about a messy, hyper-aware, emotionally intense teen girlhood that’s both self-reflective and theatrical. Their bio shows a mix of identity searching and intense fandom investment: “INFP Demiaroace Bisexual Agender Girl” and “LORE FREAK & #1 creatrio + aftons fan HS SENIOR ☆ 8TEEN YEARS I be drawing n shi,” which mirrors the song’s fixation on adolescence, image, and inner turmoil. They openly talk about trauma and dark themes, like when they say “I think part of one of the reasons why FNAF hits so hard for me sometimes is that I too had a friend go missing and be murdered when I was a child, and nobody looked for him.” and also post “TW!! VISIBLE (non graphic) SH scars im crine 😭😭😭😭😭😭oomf cameo”, echoing the song’s morbid, self-aware edge. At the same time, they’re funny, dramatic, and a little chaotic—calling themself a “hatetress” in “Im a hater irl and real life i hope yall know this shit is not a persona”—which matches MARINA’s theatrical delivery and biting social commentary. Their constant oscillation between fandom thirsting like “I NEED THIS MAN SO BAD BRO” and heavy, critical meta about media and morality feels exactly like the conflicted, performative teen energy Teen Idle captures.

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